TONY SOPRANO 🍒 - HEADCANONS
A/N: alright, I was NOT gonna write anything concerning Tony, because honestly I just feel I drained all the writing creativity I had with my Pedro Pascal works. However, I did have a dream last night, in which I was writing and posting these headcanons.. so honestly, if they came to me in a dream, how could I ignore it?
Summary: just an insight on how I think Tony is ❤️🔥
Tony will never divorce Carmela to be with you; no matter how much he seems to like you, how much he spoils you or complains about his life, you'll always be the mistress and nothing more than that
Speaking of Carm, Tony HATES when you mention her. Don't ask about her, don't address her in anyway and don't even say her name; if he wants to vent about her, you listen, nod, agree with him, but don't you dare give an opinion
Also, still addressing his home life, he's got some basic rules: don't call his house, don't get near his house or the places he usually goes to with his family. Preferably, avoid driving around his neighborhood
Tony knows you're not stupid and he knows you know what he does for a living, but he's never gonna discuss business with you, that's none of your business and he also wouldn't risk you becoming an accomplice
If you follow these basic rules, you can be sure Tony will be as pleasant as possible to you; he might not be a gentleman, a prince charming, but can be pretty decent and generous to his girlfriends
Of course there are better men to get involved with, but there are also far worse men than Tony; so overall, he's alright
He isn't a cheap man to begin with, so if if you need help, he will help you financially, pay for your rent, your expenses, etc, but he doesn't like to be taken advantage of, so he'll always keep an eye on you
He can and will spoil you eventually; expensive jewelry, designer clothes or shoes, electronics... He can't provide you a receipt, but you like it anyway
Tony doesn't do romance; he takes you out for dinner, fucks you in his boat and provides you; that's about it. He doesn't say "I love you" or any love words, and he always shuts you up if you try to say it to him
Tony doesn't admit, but he likes being taken care of. He likes when you cook for him, or just stay in bed. He enjoys massages, soft kisses and gentle nails running through his skin
Tony can fuck around, you can't; from the moment you become his, you are his until the end. He chooses when (if) ending things, not the other way around. You don't get rid of a mobster, they get rid of you
Tony likes when you're defiant and show you're not afraid of him, but you know better than pushing him so far, he can become aggressive
You aren't very sure if Tony has the guts to become violent with you, and to be honest, neither is Tony... But you both prefer not to test limits and find out in a moment of anger
Now, when it comes to sex, Tony...
Has a dirty filthy mouth, he's the kind of guy who grips your hair forcefully and whispers into your ear all the dirtiest words he can think of; sure they might be disrespectful, but in the heat of the moment, it only fuels your arousal
He's a big man, not talking about his weight, but his structure; he's tall, his broad, and he's got big hands too. His hands are also strong, perfect to hold you in place, and his fingers are thick; you can expect a lot of fingering, using his hand to pleasure you and prepare you nicely for taking his cock
Loves rubbing you over your panties, just enjoy sliding his digits over your sensitive and yet clothed, clit. Feeling the wetness spreading all over your lingerie before he pulls it to the side and explores it with them
Blowjobs are a basic part: he's gotta have his cock sucked, and he knows how to appreciate it when you do a good job, but yeah, you gotta swallow it
Mobsters don't usually go down on women, but since Tony has a huge soft spot for you, he'll do it, as long as you learn to keep it a secret
He's a bit sloppy when you eat your pussy, wetness all over his chin when you're cumming in his mouth
Your thighs constantly bruised from his tight grip; he doesn't do it on purpose, but he holds a bit too tight sometimes
His favorite position is cowgirl; he loves to chill and relax while you ride him, bouncing into his cock, your breasts against his face as he feels himself getting so close to orgasm
He doesn't want to have any more kids, but that doesn't mean he won't spill it inside of you at any chance he gets
