There's a heatwave and the air conditioning isn't working, so Cat, Laila, and Jeremy agree to sleep together in the living room with a fan.
Jean is VERY reluctant when he sees the girls in shorts and VERY SHORT tank tops.
"No," he immediately dismisses.
"Don't be silly, Jean. You won't be able to sleep in this heat," Cat complains. "Besides, we put on shorts for you. When it's this hot, we sleep in our underwear."
Jean doesn't want to hear any more about it and goes to his room… when he sees Jeremy wearing a jockstrap.
A. freaking. jockstrap.
"Hi," Jeremy says with a huge grin.
Jean is so horrified he can't even speak.
Laila appears in the doorway, savior of the situation.
"You're not sleeping with us in that thing, you filthy pig. Besides, you hate jockstraps. You're always saying they're 'too gay.'"
"Well, here's some news for you, Laila, I'm gay!"
Cat enters the room at that moment. Her disgusted expression says it all.
"If I feel anything hard in the morning, Jeremy, I swear I'll set you on fire with gasoline." She turns to Jean. "Don't worry, darling. We'll forgive you. We know you don't mean any harm."
"Does nobody in this house have any shame?!" Jean shouts, storming out of the room and into the living room.
And that's where he finds Jaberwocky licking his balls on the floor.

















