#johnpage

Hi everyone! If you don't know me already, I'm Raakx, I work closely with some of the derps and here's an update on what's going on.

As most of you might know, or if you haven't already, there have been a lot of questions regarding what's going on between GaLm and the rest of the Crew.

I'm here to give you what information I was allowed to share, and here are some clips from Chilled and Aphex talking about what's going on.

Chilled's Clip (x) // Aphex's Clip (x)

I couldn't fit the whole thing, but here's what you need to know!

They are not on speaking terms right now. There are private things going on that the entire Derp Crew wish that you would respect to keep private and not pry or interfere in the situation. They ask that you don't bring anything up or discuss it in their chats and don't @ them about it.

To put things straight, no one unfollowed anybody. Aphex and Chilled were blocked, and the rest were muted. That's all I can say.

My two most recent thumbnails for tehsmarty!! They were super fun to make!!

Do not:

make a rude comment towards anyone who’s not in the video

Insult the skill of the player constantly if it’s not even the slightest bit helpful

insult their level of intelligence

call them brainless

use r*ded to describe them

be a hypocrite

Do:

think before you type

Recognize if the player is doing it for the first time or is trying something different from their usual style

accept the fact that you will get replies about your discriminating belittling

remember that this content is made free for you, and you’re not owed anything, so you don’t get to decide what they do and who they play with

get off their effing channel if you’re not going to respect any of them

keep your words to yourself if you’re not going to be nice about it

Keep your corpulent ego in your pants because it’s the only thing that’ll make your microphallus look average

*lots of confusion with explosions*

Chilled at some point: PUT YOUR NUKE IN MY NUKE LAUNCHER

Ze: *still laughing about blowing him up*

Chilled: Insert it, Ze, get a- get a nuke and see if you can put it right in mine.

Ze: Uh alright, lemme respawn

Chilled: You gotta slide it in gently, and-

Ze: Oh baby, oh baby.

Chilled: Hold on, okay-

Ze: *Fires immediately*  uh

Chilled: Ze! That’s not gentle.

Ze: my bad

Chilled: Alright, respawn?

Ze: It’s ‘cause I was, uh

Chilled: And see- Okay.

Ze: stuck on the ALT option. ...Alright.

Chilled: -go all the way around, so I’m gunna go right next to it, we’re gunna dock, okay?

Ze: Okay. *Drives up*

Chilled: *Laughing nervously* O-Oh, Oh-oh god. Oh god.

Ze: And then what, I’m gunna fire- I’m gunna-

Chilled: You’re gunna put- You’re gunna fire-

Ze: Sor-Sorry for my phrasing, shoot it inside you?

Probably Galm: *Snort laughs*

Chilled: Yeah. It’s gentle though, don’t- Do it like a little launch.

Ze: *Laughing as he drives up*

John: Jesus Christ, guys...

Ze: So I’ll just do like a quick ta-

Chilled: Am I docked? Oh god-

Ze: No you’re not, no you’re not. Try it again.

Chilled: Alright, let me know when my- my-... my new launcher’s-

Ze: Back up a bit, actually *noise from the depths of hell* no, you need a-

Chilled: My dock is ready to receive your nuke.

Ze: You need to go- You need to go- Wait, I need to move a little bit. ...Let- Let me- Let me try backing up here. I need to just adjust very slightly.

Tom: *Driving up* Hold on, I’m gunna try to make the Human Centipede here, so-

Ze: Oh my god, Tom, this is disgusting.

Chilled: Well we’re trying to have sex.

Ze: *Still positioning himself* No, I need- I need just a little-

John: *Laughing* Just how you fuckin’ said that, “se~ex~!”

Chilled: GENTLE, Ze, like a- a soft- wOAH WE’RE GOIN’ THROUGH ME INTO TOM?

Ze: Okay, I think-

Chilled: *Muttering in the background* Oh my god...

Ze: -this is okay.

Tom: We’re Eiffel Towering it.

Ze: This is okay. I’m arming the nuke.

Chilled: Tom, lower it! Lower it so you can receive!

Tom: Okay.

Ze: Wait, can I go on- Oh, I can go on camera mode! ...No, I don’t- That’s not the camera mode.

Chilled: It’s going inside the vagina-

Ze: Five, four,

Chilled: God, I’m so excited.

Ze: three,

Chilled: I’m losing my virginity!

Ze: two, one-

Chilled: puT IT IN ME, ZE

John: Oh god.

Ze: *Launches the nuke*

Chilled: *Starts moaning*

Ze: *Nervous laughter? Awkward laughter? Wanting to die? Hard to tell.*

Chilled: *Literally orgasming*

Ze:

Chilled: IT’S IN ME

Ze: *Meniacal laughter*

Chilled: *Laughing as well* It’s in me!

Ze: iT FuCkiN woRkEd

John: *Monotone* What is happening

Chilled: *Still yelling about it being in him*

Ze: WaiT is THat the Nuke-

Chilled: ItSiN ME

Ze: -that’s exposed?

Chilled: It’s IN ME. Getitoutgetitout get it out    get it out get it out

John: There’s no getting it out-

All Hell: *Breaks loose*

Chilled: *Explodes after attempting to launch nuke*

Ze: *Again with the laughing*

Tom: Ohoho

John: Oh my god

Ze: I didn’t realize you could actually shut off the nuke mid-flight...

Chilled: You put it in me~! Thank you!

Ze: *Begins laughing in the same frequency of sound that bats commonly use to communicate*

John: So appreciative of you-