Me: are you a Mormon look at all my slaves your snake went right up my ass dont fucking touch me LET’S PROFIT OFF THE DEATHS OF ALL THESE PEOPLE SoRrY bRo that wasnt a real apology i want you to apologize again right the fuck now I FAILED MATH I heard thats a Mormon tradition DONT TOUCH ME IM A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD BOY jesus christmas tree ??? listen here its the bromance i call it ‘EFFICIENCY’ that is algebra uh sorry didnt mean that to sound so suggestive um moving on ‘WALL’? ew shut the fuck up wow i got a million kills when i nuked japan zE your fUckn h OLe okay for the next hour you can be my daddy everyone is dead to me NEGATIVE B PLUS OR MINUS THE SQUARE ROOT OF B SQUARED MINUS FOUR A C OVER TWO A no you fucki- are you kidding me? i need a f uckn adult we’re team greatness! team greatness? t eam... bromance? team ‘you have high expectations’? he aint no bitch he aint no FUCKIN BITCH zeyouaintabitch i agree ze aint a bitch we are- fuck me ~i do declare! i  d i d  n o t  die!~ what are frogs? what a r e frogs? now im dead AND gay what are the odds for you? thirty percent. thirty percent? wait thirty percent we’re gunna get it or thirty percent we’re gunna fail? just thirty percent. i’ll tell you the odds, but i won’t tell you why. i think your survival is in jeopardy, fifty percent..... twenty six percent. only twenty six? wHAT ARE MY ODDS NOW? uHHH uhhH sI-SiX pErCeNt??? so you’re saying there’s a chance? S  IX  P E R C E NT simplyincredible,galm....  oneofakind NO DONT YOU MURDER ME damn its gunna be even worse when i come out. when should i tell my boyfriend im gay? i think ze already knows. b ang me~ dontsaythat WE’RE GOING UPSTAIRS TOHAVESE X. oh! okay fuckmedaddy Haha whaaaat? ... And I will see y ou guys....... somewhere... else    in the  universe. :)

Psychic:

I got you some blue.

John: I have a flower.

Chilled: Can you hit on GaLm?

John: I can tr- I can hit on GaLm if you want me to.

Chilled: Either or, will be fine [laughs]

John: Hey, sugar!