Williamsburg, October 7, 1763

Dear Page

In the most melancholy fit that ever any poor soul was, I sit down to write to you. Last night, as merry as agreeable company and dancing with Belinda in the Apollo could make me, I never could have thought the succeeding sun would have seen me so wretched as I now am!

I was prepared to say a great deal: I had dressed up in my own mind, such thoughts as occurred to me, in as moving language as I knew how, and expected to have performed in a tolerably creditable manner. But, good God! When I had an opportunity of venting them, a few broken sentences, uttered in great disorder, and interrupted with pauses of uncommon length, were the too visible marks of my strange confusion! (…)

For God’s sake come. I am, dear Page,

Your sincere friend,

the dorp crew!!

Hi everyone! If you don't know me already, I'm Raakx, I work closely with some of the derps and here's an update on what's going on.

As most of you might know, or if you haven't already, there have been a lot of questions regarding what's going on between GaLm and the rest of the Crew.

I'm here to give you what information I was allowed to share, and here are some clips from Chilled and Aphex talking about what's going on.

Chilled's Clip (x) // Aphex's Clip (x)

I couldn't fit the whole thing, but here's what you need to know!

They are not on speaking terms right now. There are private things going on that the entire Derp Crew wish that you would respect to keep private and not pry or interfere in the situation. They ask that you don't bring anything up or discuss it in their chats and don't @ them about it.

To put things straight, no one unfollowed anybody. Aphex and Chilled were blocked, and the rest were muted. That's all I can say.

My two most recent thumbnails for tehsmarty!! They were super fun to make!!

John Page to Jefferson after some time of separation. Rather short. Also apparently this is the only letter he wrote to Jefferson in colonial America.

And this is Jefferson’s incredibly dramatic and overly philosophical letter to Page, just before the aforementioned letter.

(Maclay served in the Senate from 1789 to 1791. Most of this insults were written in his private journal.)

“a damnable villain” @ Alexander Hamilton

“His Littleness” @ James Madison

“a monkey just put into breeches” @ John Adams

A poem written by Representative John Page of Virginia on John Adams:

“ I’ll tell in a trice—

‘Tis old Daddy Vice

Who carries of pride an ass-load;

Who turns up his nose,

Wherever he goes,

With vanity swelled like a toad.”

Chilled Choas - Anthony

GalmHD - Anthony

ZeRoyalViking - Steven

Aphex Arcade - Steven

Tehsmarty/John Page - John