#jiushang

Like shen jiu uses mildly illegal suppressants to hide his heat and pass for a beta and shang qinghua(airplane) being the person in charge of logistics has someone to provide him with safe suppressants,also sqh cut off his scent glands because he found them to be annoying (mqf would be incredibly upset over this medical malpractice) which helps a lot in passing as a beta since he just doesn't smell like anything(that helps during deal making since the other party can't tell how he feels by his scent) ,he still gets his heat if he doesn't use his suppressants and gets affected by other people's scents though

The reason they find out that the other is an omega is bc while on a mission together (don't ask me the timeframe it could be when their either head diciples or peaklords) they just so happen to run into an aphrodisiac plant that only affects omegas

Sj's mildly illegal suppressants can't hold up against it and sqh's had forgotten to take his suppressants since his heat wasn't due to come for a while longer so he didn't have it high on his list of things to do

Sj obviously is incredibly anxious about someone finding out that he's an omega especially since in the human realm omegas are considered to be weak and are only good for being wives

Sqh is worried about the same exact thing except sj could also hold this against him and make him do more paper work or something,maybe even threaten him(he's not worried about sj taking advantage of him because he knows he's not that type of person)

After like 2 minutes of panicking they realize that both of them are omegas and promise to keep each others identity as an omega secret

The plant isn't a fuck or die plant so they just wait it out together untill its over

After this sqh helps sj get better suppressants and whenever suppressants aren't available they help each other out and maybe kiss a little

Eventually scumplane happens and mbj and yqy both chug vinegar(maybe they can date eachother or sm idfk)

Please write this I'm begging you

Shen Jiu as Airplane’s favourite character, fun to write, fun to torment

Shen Jiu as the character he daydreams about when he has the time, developing an elaborate backstory that never gets written

Shang Qinghua who sees Shen Jiu, the character he created to suffer and feels guilt

Shang Qinghua who sees his cold expression, just like the king he serves who is fated to kill him

Shen Jiu who sees guilt from his shidi that he had only seen from Yue Qingyuan before

Shen Jiu who sees Shang Qinghua and sees what they have in common, both having to fight for their positions in a way those born to privilege do not

Shen Jiu who notices when Shang Qinghua has unexplained injuries and can tell when he uses excuses because he’s done the same

Shang Qinghua who expected Shen Qingqiu would turn on him in an instant if he learnt of his demonic connections, being surprised when he helps him cover them up instead

Shen Jiu who doesn’t know exactly why he helped Shang Qinghua except that some part of him liked seeing him beg so pitifully for mercy

Shang Qinghua who finally sees a way to change the plot he was so sure was inevitable

Lqg is always breaking things,he doesn't control his students, and his always off on missions doing whatever fuck shit he does without doing his paper work

Qqq complains about everything and always asks for new items without taking into account the aftereffects of whatever she wants

Mqf puts in orders for extinct plants then proceeds to look his shang shixiong in the eyes and say "I hope this isn't too big of an ask" shidi what the fuck???(mqf knows sqh CAN get it so why not take advantage of it)

There is no way wqw needs THAT much sword polish.please be realistic Wei shixiong,and stop making dick jokes when sqh is on the verge of a breakdown

Zhangmen shixiong is emotionally repressed, doesn't communicate,is self destruction,gives sqh too much paperwork, and let's sqq get away with FAR too much(sqh could write a book about the sect leaders issue and he infact HAS written a book about his issues-he did lose it though so that might be a problem)

And sqq is straight up negligent to his kids(this is pre binghe so he's not abusing him yet) he treats app his Marshel siblings coldly for reasons he refuses to tell, never clears his name up,ALSO emotional repppresed and ALSO refuses to communicate

(obviously he would talk in more detail about this and probably point out specific moments and secrets)

He starts digging so deeply into his marshel siblings past that they low-genuinely have to tie him up and gag him(no shut up wqw don't make a joke about that)

Shang qinghua was up on Qian Cao crashes out and jumps out the window because he can NOT for the life of him remember what he said

Anyways scumplane somehow happens don't ask me why or how and they talk shit about everyone together

if this happened in a situation where every peaklord was present including the unnamed ones they would have should sqh into a soun proof Room until it was over,unfortunately they couldn't just get rid of the an ding peak lord because they(for some odd reason) triggered a protection spell on the mountain that had WAY too much qi put into it so they were stuck for a few hours

I think someone should write about this

And like sqq(sj) refusing to go to qian Cao because(not completely because tho) a lot of the medics there are men and he would most likely be treated by either his shidi who he perceives as a man or the qian Cao peak lord who IS a man

So like sj is refusing treatment and sqh decides to just like change gender on the spot

This doesn't actually work but it keeps sj stunned long enough to see how bad his wounds are

Most people don't even know sqh is genderfluid because

1:she usually avoids people

2:she typically presents more masculine

3:his shizun didn't make a big deal about it

4:the people on the peak purposely don't tell others because they find it funny

Mqf is still on the peak but because he's not head diciple he gets sent on more missions and like cures multiple diseases(many of which may or may have not been future wife plots)

Or alternatively mqf IS head diciple and sqh helps him out a lot

They could also co-operate the peak

Ok I didn't mean for this to get so long but endgame would eventually be either scumplane or mushang

Oh and QCsqh would like get the original goods sqh to work together with them for plants from the demonic realm