Hello! I've come bearing more headcannons for you:D Bruce Wayne edition:
1. I feel like he is the type to statue. Aka, he stays still in a position for so long, he looks like a statue. His body functions as normal, blinking and breathing- but he kinda- dissociates. It's a thing that he picked up, cause y'know Batman is known for blending into the shadows like no other. He snaps out of if someone like really tries to get his attention, like shaking or tapping him. Usually one of his kids, and he does probably get some whiplash from it, particularly if hes been like that for a while. Like kinda groggy, because snapping out of it so suddenly, is getting woken up from a deep sleep. But anyways, I feel like this would create a perfect opening for one/or more of the batkids to get some much needed payback on their old man. Just to even out the playing field a little.
2. Tipsy Bruce Wayne. Particularly teenage Bruce. I know that Bruce has a high alchol tolerance now- like as adult Batman, but it would make a lot of sense if he had to buildup said tolerance from nothing. And obviously Alfred would be the one to have wrangle a stubborn, giggly, wasted Bruce to go to sleep. I mean...he has to tire him out somehow, since Bruce refuses to go to bed on his own.
3. This one is more a Ler!Bruce, but I absolutely had to add this- He has Batfangs. Not exaggerated ones- like some plastic Dracula teeth- but rather natural, subtle but noticeable fangs. Oh, and- it makes any nibbles from him to the Batkids, absolutely insane. It doesn't hurt- but rather makes the feeling ten times more intense- so like if it ever happened on their worst spot, they might actually die- (or at least get a severe hit to their pride, after their screeches bounce off the walls, and are heard from everyone in the Manor.) As always, have a great day!
-Jester Anon:D
Jester my beloved anon these are delightful, thank you for sharing!!! Sdghfd imagine Bruce fully lost in thought in statue mode with Dickbin trying to get his attention to tell him something and that's how Dick makes a particular discovery about his adoptive father. Bruce, realizing that otherwise he'll never know peace again, snaps himself out of it to scoop Dick up and tickle him silly in revenge/as a deterrent against future mischief. And ler!Alfred looking at Bruce, firmly in his teenage dirtbag years, and thinking "well he's not too old to be wrecked until he's sleepy" fhdjdjf amazing incredible. Bruce, ofc, absolutely has it coming. AND THE POINTY TEETH omg the batkids are cooked, plucked, and roasted. The first time Bruce gives any of them the raspberry+nibble combination he discovers an entirely new register of screeching and cackling for each kid. I think for Damian and Dick it's probably around the neck, chin area, and Tim and Jason on the stomach. Jason almost broke a lamp with how hard he thrashed out shdhfjg
