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Only One Real RWBY
Penny: Thank you for agreeing to this date, Ruby~!
Ruby: Date? I thought we were getting churros!
Penny: Oh? Who's that?
Ruby: HEY! What's the big idea?!
Penny: Oh my~! Your bow is just adorable~!
Penny: Oh, why, thank you~! Your curly hair is also very cute~!
Ruby: Who are you and what are you doing here?!
Penny: I am Penny, this is Ruby, and we are on a date!
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Jimmy: *Walks towards Calamitous* You’ve turned into a big time villain, Professor.
Calamitous: Gotcha!
(Suddenly a strong glass tube traps Jimmy Neutron)
Jimmy: What the?
Danny: What are you doing to him?
Calamitous: I could tell you, but it would be easier to show you.
(Suddenly the glass tube with Jimmy inside slides into the ground)
Jimmy: Agh!
Calamitous: Wait, that’s not what was supposed to happen!
SpongeBob: Oh my Neptune!
Jimmy: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
(Jimmy screams as he plummets to earth until the tube explodes) BOOM!
Calamitous: Ohhhhh no….
SpongeBob: Jimmy is Dead!
Calamitous: Ohhh my God.
SpongeBob: Jimmy is fucking Dead!
Calamitous: This is so embarrassing…
Timmy: I can’t believe it… I’ll never forgive you for this!
Calamitous: Timothy, I’m sorry I didn’t mean to!
Danny: What did you think was going to happen?!
Calamitous: I thought it would, like, turn him into an orange hulk or something.
Danny: Why would it do that?
Calamitous: Because, I… don’t actually know, but…!
Timmy: I’m gonna kill you!
Calamitous: No! Please! I’ll make it up to you!
Timmy: You can’t.
Calamitous: I’ll give you Evil Jimmy if you want. That’s almost as good, right?
Evil Jimmy: *Looks over at Timmy then smiles pervertedly* I don’t mind that!
Timmy: FIRE STAR SLINGER!
Calamitous: NO, PLEASE!
Jimmy: *Just walks in unharmed holding his Porta-Portal* Hey guys, what’s up?
SpongeBob: Jimmy!
Timmy: You’re Alive!
Danny: Phew!
Calamitous: Oh thank God.
Jimmy: Yeah, I kind of deux ex machina’d my way back on the ship and… Whoa, Timmy, uh…. Were you gonna… kill Calamitous?
Timmy: Uh… Yeah?
Jimmy: Man, that’s dark.
Timmy: Can I still kill him?
Jimmy: Eh, sure, why not?
Calamitous: WHAT?!
Timmy: FIRE STAR SLINGER!
Amy (Yoshizawa): Wanna eat what my dad made?
Sonic (Joker): What did he make?
Amy (Yoshizawa): Me.
Deadbeat silence
Joker (Sonic)
Props to Jehtt, that was hilarious…
I participated in a wee Art Secret Santa with a few close coworkers this year. Here's the gift I made ! It was for someone I don't know THAT well so it was really fun to have an added layer of investigation to find what to draw for them 🕵️ (I also put Qalaari in there bc it's the "Red Gang")
Ni: will you date me? Breath if yes, recite the bible in japanese if no
Mothra: 神が天と地を創造された最初の神
Ni: what the?
Mothra: そして三日目に神は休んだ。
Ni: is that actually the bible?
Mothra: それから神はアダムを創造し
Ni: AND YOU STOPPED BREATHING TOO?!
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Kieran: Bro, are you flirting with my sister? Florian: Yes I am! Kieran: Do you wanna die? Florian: Yes I do! Kieran: Wait what? Florian: See ya! (Jumps off the edge of the Great Crater of Paldea) Kieran: Oh my Arceus! Florian! Florian: Take me sweet death!
Kieran:
Me taking mental notes of shitty things people have said/done
