Nov 30, 2025
jaskier, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
eskel: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
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jaskier, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
eskel: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
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jaskel wip because i need to keep myself sane
Prompt 148
All in all, it’s not the worst kidnapping Jaskier has been through. He’s blindfolded, but they’ve not gagged him! Score! His head’s still a little muggy, however, so he hasn’t been able to make his mouth really say anything… not yet.
he’s tied to… a tree? A pole? Maybe a beam or column? He can’t tell if he’s outside or inside yet, on account of the whole blindfold and muggy head thing he explained earlier. "H- Hello?" He finally manages to call out. "Welcome to the waking world, My Lord~" A voice mocks. Jaskier has a bad feeling about the voice, even aside from the fact the voice is most definitely his kidnapper, it also just has very bad vibes overall.. It reminds Jaskier of an ooze. Or... Or sewage. Something.... Slimey. Icky. Blegcky... The fog in his brain starts to clear a little bit more.. Lord.. He called him lord. Jaskier is no lord. Julian was a lord. Jaskier is not Julian, not any more. That rings many alarm bells in Jaskier's head. They're expecting a man that Jaskier considers dead to the world. "Looks like he's panicking, Boss." Oh shit. There were multiple. "Aww, that's cute." Another one mocks. "Don't worry, lordling, as soon as your parents pay the ransom, you'll be free." Yet another one says. Uh oh. This is quite frankly too many voices for Jaskier to focus on right now. He has a LOT of other things to focus on right now! Like the fact they think his parents are going to be paying a ransom? As if! Oh Melitele, he's going to die here! ...Unless... "W- What address are you sending it to?" "The Pankratz estate, obviously." "They won't be there to get your message, good sirs! They're actually in their holiday home in the blue mountains! I- In Kaedwen!" Jaskier prays this works.
Eskel: jaskier wanna team up for the kaer morhen talent show? I'm a magician!
Jaskier: ooh i could be your assistant, and you can split me in half!
Eskel: what?
Jaskier: ... saw me in half
Eskel: 😊
Jaskier: *internally* so close
I may be very predictable but here we go:
Jaskel + piercing
😇
Yeah I’ll also make that face, nothing suggestive here, nothing at all 😇😌
Jaskier’s eyes are transfixed on the glint of metal between Eskel’s teeth. The piercing comes in and out of sight as Eskel plays with it, clicking against his teeth. Then he notices Eskel’s smirk, the gleam in his eye.
“Did uh… didn’t it hurt?”
“Like hell,” Eskel says, stepping closer, into Jaskier’s space, tipping Jaskier’s chin up. Before he knows it, Jaskier is being kissed, the piercing touching his lip as Eskel devours him. Oh, that’s why.
“Want to find out where I have the rest?” He whispers against Jaskier’s open mouth, and the bard shudders.
“Yes.”
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Flattery Goes A Long Way (E; M/M, 5.4k)
SUMMARY: After the disastrous dragon hunt, Jaskier decides he's done with witchers altogether. Naturally, Destiny disagrees.
EXCERPT: Travelling with Eskel was a direct contrast to travelling with Geralt. Where Geralt had been sharp, Eskel was soft. Geralt grunted and barked orders, Eskel made suggestions and offered compromises. Geralt’s idea of a story was “Fought a monster, killed it, got paid.” Eskel gave him so many details that Jaskier actually had to ask him to slow down in his storytelling so that Jaskier could write them all down. Apparently, Jaskier had a thing for communication. Who would’ve guessed?
a Jaskel fic for the masses because why not
I was supposed to be working on a s4 geraskier fic but it didn't want to cooperate, so I started playing with this old WIP instead, and I guess these guys just really wanted to be written.
I wish I could write fanfic
But I can only vomit out snippets