"Yeah faries don't like me ever since I was a kid." "What do you mean" "They attack me on sight. They hold a stupid long grudge." "What did you do???" "When I was a toddler, I apparently put one in my mouth. I don't know if I managed to actually eat it, I sure didn't have enough teeth for it, but ever since, fairies gang up and attack me, like angry sparkling mosquitos…." "Only you, Jaskier …. this would only happen to you…."
















