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No witcher has ever died of old age, so they have to watch their loved ones do it instead.

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Geralt and Dandelion you will always be famous
Netflix Geralt and Jaskier? 100% gay. It cant be explained otherwise
Game Geralt and Dandelion? 100% platonic but its so much worse.
They have gotten married because they were both drunk, Dandelion just got dumped and Geralt was consoling him. He promised he'd marry Dandelion if he was a girl. So they drunkenly went and got married to prove it. They didnt get it annulled bc if something happened to Geralt, theyd contact Dandelion.
Yennefer: so they won't contact me?
Geralt: I'm pretty sure you have me microchipped anyway
They're the friends who give each other handjobs bc one of them broke his arm. "What did you want me to do Yen, he broke his ARM" This has happened to both of them multiple times.
Dandelion definitely asked Geralt to check his penis bc some girl commented on it. He needed his besties opinion.
Priscilla and Yennefer just accepted their boyfriends were like that. They know its 100% platonic and some weird form of bonding they both require to thrive
Zoltan: no that's not normal male bonding, Dandelion
Dandelion: sounds to me like someone's jealous
Tiny sketchbook part 10 - Dandelion (or Jaskier)
jaskier: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.
geralt, was there for the djinn: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

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Jaskier: *skipping down a road unbothered*
Geralt: *walking behind him covered in both monster and human blood that has tried to harm his bard*
been getting into witcher as of late so i had to :']
(and if it's because I read a really good fanfic than thats between me and my search history)
.... I'm sorry again....
Be quiet, they sleeping...
Im reading 3rd book btw 🤲