So in a complete fit of madness, I’ve created this fucker (affectionate). This is Frank. He wanders around various places carrying two things: a bag of miniature rubber ducks and his ESB (emotional support bread), Duckie…who is a bread-shaped pillow with googly eyes glued to it. He hides at LEAST one miniature duck in every new location he goes to and only says one word: …q u a c k. Oh! And his head is the latex mask.