#janethor

Jane survives the cancer but can't safely carry to term (for her or the baby), so Loki does some magic to give Thor a pregnancy with Thor/Jane genes. Does not explain how. May not warn Thor at all.

Thor just wakes up pregnant with Jane's baby and immediately blames Loki. Doesn't even know if Loki is alive. But the culprit is obvious.

Maybe it's Loki's idea of a wedding/birthday/anniversary gift.

RWBY Theory Time: Nora is not Miss Valkyries original name, and is akin to Donald Blake in Kirby’s Thor. (Image on Left from Kirby’s Journey Into Mystery 83)

In Marvel’s Thor, Odin had banished his braggart son Thor to Midgard (Earth) to teach him humility, giving him the body of a weak man with a bad leg (and no memories of being Thor). Donald became a sucessful Doctor, and during a visit to Norway, fled from an alien invasion into a cave.

In the Cave, he finds himself without his supportive cane, and grabs a wooden stick he finds to aid him, and upon striking the stick upon the ground....

Finds himself transformed into his true form, the Mighty Thor.

...........

Am I saying Nora is secretly from another realm? Kind of?

CRWBY introduced another realms and a possible Ydrasil, so Nora being an Æsir or the like is not an impossible thing.

....

This would make Ren equivilent to Thor’s human love-intrest/BFF Jane Foster.

The only Christmas-y thing in my library

Thor: I’m going to be a fairy king.

Clint: I’m going to be a leopard.