Tony on his 5th cup of coffee by 6am: FRIDAY run the diagnostics again
Pepper walks in with two cups of tea
Pepper: Tony, you should really lay off the coffee, how many cups have you had in the in the past hour?
Tony: 4
F.R.I.D.A.Y: 5 Mr Stark
Pepper: See Tony, you have a problem
Tony: I don't have a problem Pep, I just like coffee. It's better than you and your tea
Pepper: There is nothing wrong with tea. It has health benefits
Tony: It still had caffeine and you're addicted too
Pepper: I am not!
Tony scoffing: Yeah right, you keep telling yourself that
Peter, walking through the door: Good morning Mr Stark, Ms Potts
Tony: Morning Pete
Pepper: Good morning Peter
Tony: Hey kid, settle something for us will ya, Pep thinks tea is better and I think its coffee, which is it?
Pepper: You can't keep using him to get your way Tony, he always sides with you
Peter: I haven't had either
Tony & Pepper: Ever?
Peter: Nope, May never let me
Tony: Well today's the day kid, prepare for your whole world to change
Pepper: Don't you think you're being a little dramatic, Tony?
Tony: Not at all, I'll never forget the first time I had coffee. I bet you still remember your first cup of tea
Pepper: Well, yes but-
Tony: But nothing, here kid try this
Tony hands a mug of coffee to Peter and he takes a big gulp
Peter: Bleugh! I'm sorry Mister Stark but that's awful. How do you drink it everyday?
Tony: You get used to it, eventually it burns off a lot of your taste buds
Peter: I don't think that's right
Pepper: Yeah Tony, that doesn't sound healthy
Tony: Pfft! It's fine, both of you worry too much
Peter starts to feel the effects of the caffeine and his eyes go wide
Pepper: Tony, I think something is wrong with Peter
Tony: Nothings wro- Oh, thats-thats not good
Peter: No Mr Stark, I feel amazing! I bet I could beat Captain Rogers in a race, I'm gonna go find out. Bye!
Peter ran out of the lab and down the stairs
Pepper glares at Tony for a moment
Tony: Alright I'll go
Tony enters the elevator but by the time the doors open on the common room floor Peter is already there practically jumping off the walls
Peter: Mr Captain Rogers America Sir, how fast can you run?
Steve, looking slightly concerned: Pretty fast kid, uh you okay?
Peter: Yeah yes totally fine super fine! Wanna race?
Steve: I don't think that's a good idea, where's Tony?
Peter: He's in the lab, no the elevator, no I think he's around the corner
Thor walks through the door and smiles brightly as he sees Peter
Thor: Young Spiderling! How have you been?
Peter: I'm good Mr Thor. How are you? How was space? How is Asgard? Did you fight any big aliens? Or scary monsters?
Thor: Oh I have much to tell you. As soon as Heimdall sent me to Asgard on the Bi-frost I was met with a ginormous and fearsome beast-
Peter: That's so cool Mr Thor! I was wondering, can you run fast?
Thor: Yes, very
Peter: Great! Do you wanna race around the tower and see who wins?
Thor: That sounds like fun, let us go!
Thor and Peter ran off, out through the door and around the tower right as Tony walked into the room
Tony: Where are they going?
Steve: They're racing around the tower. Is everything okay with him? He seems a little off
Tony: He had his first sip of coffee
Steve: You gave that kid coffee? What's wrong with you?
Tony: I admit that I may have made a mistake
Steve: May?!
Tony: Okay, I did make a mistake
Suddenly Peter comes flying back into the room
Peter: Oh hey Mr Stark! Did you know I can run faster than Thor?
Thor runs though the door and stop with his hand on his knees, panting
Thor, breathlessly: Y-you are a v-very fast run-runner
Tony: That's it, you are NEVER having coffee again
Peter: But I love coffee! It's amazing!
Thor: What is coffee?
Tony: No, nope, nu uh, not again!
