#iyengar

OH MY GOD

LIKE HOLY FUCK

I am trying to like, make a funny post like I usually try to do, with all the gay sayings like "omg mother ate, served, this is so cunt" but like, I am speechless.

I am legitimately STUNNED

***ASANAS DE PIE***

不曉得同溫層到底有多厚，會不會最後發現我們同溫層真的薄如蟬翼？只要去瑜伽會館就很想到處發送Air Drop訊息，請大家都要去投票，當然最好是不要投那個一開口就胡言亂語的人。

昨天看到一篇新聞荒唐到無以復加，說甚麼成績一落千丈是因為前方女同學的小腿太漂亮，蛤？哩喜咧工蝦咪？護家盟怎麼不出來說話了，安定力量怎麼不出來說話了，這是你們要的家庭成員嗎？你們能接受自己的小孩在學校跟這種同學相處嗎？

[Peel 397]

- Pandora’s Box (4) -

Thingumyat work had opened the Pandora’s box of my yoga path for sure.

On the following week, I asked to Cassy about ‘the type of yoga’.

That must be the wrong question for Cassy. She gathered her eyebrows and turned around with her empty smile and said “ That is not something you need to worry about”.

That was true! That was not something we needed to worry about with Cassy. She was already on a guru’s level. Mr. Iyengar, the legend guru had said, “ There are four stages of practitioners, mild, average, intense, keenly vehement”.

She was one of ‘the Keenly vehement’! She was able to conquer her own style after being through every style of yoga gurus.

It was ‘THE CASSY’S YOGA’!

パンドラの箱（４）

職場のトフスランの一言により、わたしのヨガ道におけるパンドラの箱が開いてしまった。翌週、わたしは‘ヨガの流派’について、まずはキャシーに尋ねてみることにした。

それは、キャシーにとっては愚問に違いなかった。彼女は眉間にしわを寄せ、空っぽの笑顔でこちらを振り向き、言い放った。「それは、別にあなたが悩むことではないのよ」

I totally did not know this was a thing. You can learn skills from a date?  Is this Vanilla or a mod?

By the way, she was on a date with Ravi, of course.

Final Grades for Sophomore Fall

* Andreas Nicolo: construction, C, GPA: 3.0

* Lakshmi Iyengar: psychology, B, GPA: 3.5

* Logan Reid: food science, B, GPA: 3.3

* Ravi Jain: equestrian studies, B, GPA: 3.3

* Sofia Marouli: e-business, A+, GPA: 3.8