#irrational rant

Where the FUCK did this idea come from that there is only one human character in muppet movies????

Muppet Treasure Island - Jim Hawkins, Long John Silver, Billy Bones and Mrs Bluveridge are all human

Muppet Christmas Carol - Scrooge, Fred, Clara and Belle are all human

Muppet Wizard of Oz - Dorothy, Aunty Em, Uncle Henry and the wizard are all human

Muppet Haunted Mansion - I haven't seen it yet but judging from the cast list, there are also four human characters in it.

Muppet versions of movies do not ever just have one human character!! In fact, they seem to consistently have exactly four!

The existance of this film gives me irrationational annoyance.

I will likely never be affected by it, much less actually have to sit through it at any point. But nonethless…

AAAAAAARRRRRGH WHYYYYYY!?!?!

An animated Wonka remake has so much potential, even as a lazy cash grab. But the unneccessary insertion of these characters for a double whammy of brand recognition!?! 😡😬😤 uuuuuugggh

Like I get it, sick sucks, fatigue sucks, achy and such sucks. But at least when you’re sick you’ve got that mental “I’m sick I don’t want to do anything I should rest” sort of feeling where you sit around and watch movies and that’s how life is for a day or two and then you’re back to normal.