Every year I get hit with a realisation that Andrew Minyard is a jock.
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Every year I get hit with a realisation that Andrew Minyard is a jock.

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Yes, Andrew calling Neil his boyfriend or partner— but I raise you: Aaron calling Neil his brother in law.
It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc
Tumblr was torn apart, a divided nation, a country on the brink of civil war when the time came to choose between snail, worm, and caterpillar.
Tumblr staff, look what you have wrought!!! Look at the chaos you have unleashed!!! Brother turned against brother!!!

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I love tumblr so much
the fact that everyone is using the bug race to prove that everyone is lying about the "would you love me if I was a worm" is such a tumblr thing and I love it
queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now
No, unironically that's kinda how i explained QPRs to my sis.
I was like "Okay, think of your best friend. You love him, right? Would you share a house with him? Marry him? Raise a child with him?"
Those fuckers went to the ends of the earth together. Through thick and thin and when they had a chance to get out of it, decided to just keep hanging together. Even after they started their own romantic and familial relationships, the relationship between that Mammoth, Sloth, and Sabertooth meant just as much
Yeah sure we know how Neil is with reporters (bloody brilliant that’s how he is) but How about Andrew? How does he act in front of the camera?
My personal headcannon is that he will do ANYTHING not to talk about Exy, especially as a Proffesional Exy player.
And I imagine him going through phases, testing how much he can do, before his PR Agent snaps and tries to kill him.
First time he is chosen to talk to reporters at the end of the game… he just keeps silent. Stare at all people with dead bored eyes, until they give up and ask somebody else.
Yeah, no, that can’t be. His PR Agent immediately tells him you have to, HAVE TO talk to the reporters, Andrew.
Very well, Andrew can talk to them.
Next time he answers all of their questions…. in german.
Ok, I see what you are doing here, I see. But no, stop that. In English Andrew, answer in English.
No problem. So Andrew of course answers questions in English, by convincing every reporter that he is Aaron (and also implying that they are incompetent by catching the wrong brother.)
Andrew can tell his PR agent is a step away from nervous breakdown when he gets a berating letter from her the next day. (He blocked her everywhere out of spite.) This time he even got a list that said You can’t keep silent with reporters, you can’t answer them in another language and you can’t claim you are Aaron, you have to talk about exy.
And honestly all that can be arranged.
So next time he talk with reporters, even in english! and don’t claim to be Aron single time… instead he tells them he really doesn’t know anything about exy.
You see the thing with Andrew is that he has this energy, this posture, this quiet self confidence that makes it really hard to realize if he is lying or not.
Just picture room full of sports journalists staring at Andrew unsure, quietly looking at each other trying to judge what is really going on.
“You dont know anything about exy?”
“nope”
“None of the rules?”
“Nothing”
“But…but you play professionally!”
“I was told I have to keep the ball out of the goal, I don’t know anything else.”
“You … you trained with Kevin Day! Son of the exy! How is it possible??”
“Kevin also told me to keep the ball out of the goal.”
Needless to say it’s one of the funniest after game interviews to exist and the moment Andrew’s agent starts looking for another job.

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Enid: I hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? Nobody asked me if I wanted to be a duck!
Wednesday:
Wednesday: Do you want to be a duck?
Enid *tearing up*: Yeah!
i was not built for college but unfortunately i was also not built for anything else
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