May 26
Jade Emperor: I forbid you to take another step down these stairs!
Wukong: ..Okay.
Wukong: *Dives out of the window*
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Jade Emperor: I forbid you to take another step down these stairs!
Wukong: ..Okay.
Wukong: *Dives out of the window*
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the way i can tell how harry would be so thick skulled
Draco: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Harry: AS ENEMIES?! Draco:
hitmeuppp: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? K9: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you. hitmeuppp: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better. K9: ...
Stiles: From now on we will be using code names.
Stiles: You can address me as Eagle One.
Stiles: Malia is “been there done that”.
Stiles: Lydia is “currently doing that”.
Stiles: Derek is “it happened once in a dream”.
Stiles: Scott is “if I had to pick a dude”.
Stiles: And Theo is...
Stiles: Eagle Two
Theo: Oh thank God
Random LuSan Ideas in my head be like...
One random Sunday afternoon on the deck of Thousand Sunny after a gala lunch.
Luffy, rolling on the ground: Sanji, tell me again, why don't you like your assigned at-birth surname?
Sanji smoking his last cancer stick beside his captain: I don't want to be associated with those evil scumbags. And I don't want to tarnish your reputation by association, either.
Luffy, deep in thought: We should change your surname and spread the news that you are no longer a Vinsmoke.
Sanji, not opposed to the suggestion: We cannot exactly go to the Marines and ask them to add a new surname because I want it, do we?
Luffy: There is an easier way.
Sanji, blowing a puff of smoke like a sadly misunderstood protagonist from an existential novel: How do we do that, Captain?
Luffy placing his hat on Sanji's head: How does Monkey D. Sanji sound?
For the first time in his life, adult Sanji chokes on his cigarette and malfunctions, while Monkey D Luffy watches him with heartu eyes.
UPDATE: 11th April 2025
THIS IS A FIC NOW!
Click here to read: Do You Want A New Surname?
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Ghost burst’s into Price’s office
Ghost: I think I’m in love with Soap
Price focused on his documents unbothered: Congrats on being the last one to find out
Ghost: I’M SORRY IF I’VE BEING TOO DEPRESSED TO NOTICE
Gimli, laying in bed: Get out of my room.
Legolas, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.
Cardan, shirtless, entering the living room: Hey has anyone seen my top?
Vivi, not looking up from her cup of tea: Jude's in the kitchen.
Cardan: I- *trips over his tail* *just lies there on the floor for the rest of the day*