#incorrect reader quotes

Allies

Reader: Nice aim as always, Barton.

Hawkeye: You’re not bad yourself, kid.

Reader: So... are you gonna heal me or not, Laufey? Kinda dying here!

Loki: Not my fault you can’t stay alive.

Reader: I got your back, Spidey.

Spiderman: Right back at you, Foxy!

Reader: Thanks for the shield, Rogers.

Captain America: Be more careful next time─! HEY! Stay behind me─

Reader: Guess it’s you and me Buckaroo.

Winter Soldier: Don't stray too far, kid.

Winter soldier: Having fun pasting stickers on my arm, kid?

Reader: It adds some personality.

Iron Man: Hey kid! One of your special gadgets could really help us out right about now!

Reader: Yeah yeah old man, on it.

Reader: Go for the backlines, I'll support you from the front.

Black Panther: I knew I could count on you, kid.

Reader: If you need some spare parts you know who to ask.

Rocket Raccoon: Appreciate it kid, need help repairing anything before battle?

Reader: Nah i'm good. Let's get this started.

Reader: Wall me up, groot.

Groot: I am Groot!!!

Reader: Thanks buddy.

Reader: Mjolnir is truly a work of art.

Thor: Hey Kid─ What did we say about lifting my hammer so casually?

Enemies

Reader: Is that all you got old man?

Iron Man: Just getting started, kid!

Reader: You're mischief is proving to be quite irritating.

Loki: It's in the name, sweetheart. What else did you expect?

Reader: What a pity that we're on different sides this time.

Winter Soldier: Give me all you got, kid and don't hold back.

Reader: Never planned to.

Reader: Infinite bullets? How troublesome.

Rocket Raccoon : This kid is insane! She's walking through bullets as if it's rain!

Reader: All those arrows can't save you now, Barton.

Hawkeye: Dammit kid! I knew you were a good shot but what is this!

Reader: Having trouble reloading? Figures.

Reader: You think your shield can protect you, Rogers?

Captain America: No but it's─ AGH! Enough to stall you!

Reader: Always going for the backline, Panther? How predictable.

Panther: You're too perceptive for your age, kid!

Reader: I'm sure that was established long ago.

Reader: You think you're the only that can fly, Spidey?

Spiderman: Woah woah I think we should chill for a bit! I have your favourite coffee─ OH NOT CHILL NOT CHILL!

Reader: You didn't actually think these walls could stop me, did you?

Groot: I am Groot...

Reader: I've always wondered how you will react if your own weapon is used against you... I guess I'll finally find out today.

Thor: You wouldn't dare!

Reader: Watch me.

Lemme know if yall want more cause I prob have a LOT in mind. (Might even make some small one shots for some of them) Also anyone playing on asia server on console for marvel rivals wanna carry me 🥺🥺 I need a duo desperately cause my frnd plays on PC and we cant rank tgt. If anyone's curious I'm a Luna Snow main btw I hv her mirae 2099 skin hehe (I CAN BE UR POCKET LUNA PLS CARRY ME)

Y/N: LETS GET A MOVE ON PRIVATES!!!

Privates: *huffing and puffing* *running like 10 miles*

Private A: sheesh, we should be getting a break already.

Private B: shhh, *whispers* you wanna get us in trouble with the Sergeant? Private A: who gives a shit?

*Private B notices something behind Private A and tries to signal him to stop*

Private A: She’s probably on her fuckin’ period!

*Sergeant L/N appears from behind*

Y/N: who’s on her period? You wanna fucking play, Private?!! Go back to the starting line and start all over again! ALL OF YOU!! NOW ! MOVE IT PRIVATES!!!

*collective groan of all privates*

*Gaz, Soap, and Ghost looking at the camera*

Gaz: He should have listened to his mate

Soap: ya don’t talk about a lady like that without consequences

Ghost: the wanker should have kept his bloody mouth closed. Fucker deserved it

*Y/N staring at the camera*

Y/N: I am on my period… and so what??

Y/N: *(¬_¬)*

daryl: it’s y/n’s.

Crosshair: I could kill you if I wanted.

Y/N: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

. **(*)** .

Y/N, over the Marauder’s loudspeaker: Gentlemen and lady, this is your pilot speaking. If you’ll look to the right of the ship, you’ll see that our sniper is challenging us to a dogfight. I’m turning on the fasten seatbelt sign because shit is about to get real.

. **(*)** .

*at a zoo*

Wrecker: What are they in for?

Y/N: Wreck, this isn't a prison.

Wrecker: So they can leave?

Y/N: No, but-

Wrecker, pointing at a porg: I bet that one murdered someone.

. **(*)** .

Crosshair, writing a letter: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

. **(*)** .

Tech: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Y/N periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Tech: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

. **(*)** .

Echo: What’s something you guys are better than Crosshair at?

Tech: Repairs

Wrecker: Eating

Hunter: Emotional vulnerability.

. **(*)** .

Y/N: Are you mad?

Hunter: No.

Y/N: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

. **(*)** .

Tech: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.

Crosshair: I will politely decline.

. **(*)** .

Hunter: Can you pass the salt?

Crosshair: Can you pass away?

Tech: Too much salt.

. **(*)** .

Y/N: I feel like doing something stupid.

(Y/n): Truth

Bilbo: How many hours have you slept this week?

(Y/n): Dare

Bilbo: Go to sleep

Optimus: I think you mean cards

Lennox: She did not

Gaz: Congratulations Y/N!

Soap: Hell yeah! I can’t believe you’re graduating!

Y/N: really? *side-eyed glare*

Soap: *sweats* at least you didn’t give up?

Y/N: *rolls eyes* true, I guess…

Price: Congratulations, Sargeant. Gonna do your tests for officer?

Y/N: I’m thinking about it. Ghost: don’t think about it, just do it… lieutenant…

*Soap and Gaz holding their laughs*

Y/N: *face burning* o-of course l-lieutenant.

Gaz: 👻

Price: 👻

Y/N: 👻

Ghost: ….

Ghost: are those bed sheets???

All: Happy Halloween, Ghost!!!! 👻👻👻👻

Ghost: … 💀