The company reaction to you, a gen z who fell into middle earth saying ‘I’d die for you’
You: Mr. Baggins I would die for you
Bilbo:*drops his tea* W H A T
You, randomly: Mr. Thorin I’d die for you
Thorin: *places hand on your shoulder and stares at you with extreme intensity* I would never let that happen
You: *laughing* Kili I would die for you
Kili: *drops smile* ...don’t you dare
Fili: looking lovely today (Y/n)
You: thanks Fili. Ya know I’d die for you
Fili: *terrified by the thought*NO-
Bofur: *puts his hat on your head* Morning Lass
You: Morning Bofur. I’d die for you
Bofur: *stops in his tracks* what did you just say??????
You: I would die for you Bifur
Bifur: *random dwarven words and hand motions*
You: I got some vegetables for the food
You: yep of course I’d die for you *skips off*
Dwalin: *pats your shoulder* you did well today
You: *smiling* thank you! I would die for you
Balin: *extremely confused* I would not let that happen my child
Ori: h-hello miss (y/n). Would you mind if I drew you?
You: aw of course Ori. You’re so sweet I would die for you
Ori: *wide eyed* please don’t
Dori: here’s ya tea miss (y/n)
You: thank you Dori! I’d die for you
Nori: hey (y/n) I bought you this bracelet and by bought I mean stole it
You: *chuckles* thank Nori I’d die for you
Nori: haha yeah *walks away* *realizes what you just said* *walks back in* Hold on
You: Gloin I would die for you
You: here ya go Oin, this is the medical supplies you wanted
Oin: very good lass thank you
You: no problem you know i would die for you
Oin: *who doesn’t have his ear trumpet and had no idea what you just said* yes dear that’s nice
Gandalf: *helps you stand up*
You: thanks Mr. Gandalf I would die for you
Gandalf: *knows this is some weird joke from your world* I’d die for you as well my dear
