Dick: you're late
Jason: my bad. I got kidnapped
Dick: what masochist kidnapped you?
Jason: the police
Dick: ...you were fucking arrested?

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Dick: you're late
Jason: my bad. I got kidnapped
Dick: what masochist kidnapped you?
Jason: the police
Dick: ...you were fucking arrested?

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Jason: It’s your spleen! You lost an ORGAN Tim, you should have told us!
Tim: So? You don’t have your tonsils, that’s an organ!
Dick: That’s not the same and you kn-
Jason: Jokes on you, my tonsils grew back in the Lazarus Pit so your argument doesn’t even make sense!
Dick, now fully turned toward Jason: Your tonsils did WHAT
You: can I tie this ribbon to your bicep?
Jason: you’re that bored?
You: yes, yes I am.
Jason: I guess I’ve got no choice but to agree *holds out his arm* put it on me.
You: *you tie the ribbon on his bicep* okay now I need you to-
Jason: do this *flexes his bicep and the ribbon snaps and flutters to the ground*
You: marry me.
Jason; what?
You: what?
Bruce: I WILL HAVE ONE OF MY SONS GIVE ME AN IN LAW ONE WAY OR ANOTHER! I REFUSE TO LEAVE THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE WITHOUT AT LEAST ONE IN LAW!
Batman was raised by his butler and it really shows
You: Bruce just told me “I'm proud”.
Tim: TO YOU?
Cass: Is this... possible?
Damian: I still don't have that sentence.
Jason: Mine is still at the "good job" level.
Dick: He's known me for more than 15 years, but he still didn't go any further than blinking “hm”.
Bruce: *passing behind* I said “I'm proud” because Y/N is not from this family.
All children at the same time: EXPLAIN!!

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Gothamite 1: Mr. Wayne looks more tired than usual.
Gothamite 2: Must be women problems.
Gothamite 3: I heard Wayne Enterprises is going bankrupt.
Gothamite 4: He must be really sick cus he has that Timothy boy doing the work for him. Although, that kid has been gone for quite some time now.
Gothamite 5: I heard he's gay and working at a club at night.
meanwhile, Bruce is just trying to balance life as Batman and as a father while dealing with his de-aged kids.
he knew he shouldn't have brought them with him on the mission.
Young Dick, tugging a toy: I'm going to kick you in the butt if you don't give me that stuffed toy back!
Young Tim, balancing an energy drink with one hand while pulling the toy from Dick on the other: You're so selfish, Dick! It's my turn!
Young Jason: *reading a book outloud by the corner just to annoy everyone else*
Young Cass: *on the floor, trying to balance her waffles on the table, with syrup all over the area*
the whole place is littered with fruit loops and cookies, milk splattered on the floor, the curtains are torn, dirty footprints are on the couches, a cape from one of their Robin suits is hanging on the chandelier, and the flat screen is damaged.
Steph: Ooof, it's bad, B.
Damian: Tt. Is Zatara even in this planet right now, Father?
Bruce, pinches the bridge of his nose: I think she's off world right now.
Duke: I'm more worried when Alf comes back from vacation and he sees this whole mess.
Bruce: I--
then they all hurriedly move to the children when they start to tackle themselves on the floor.
jason: i wish he’d just finished the job and killed me
dick: jason don’t say that man
jason: and you dick
jason: yeah i wish he killed us both
dick: i wasn’t even there
*the bats arguing about the mission*
jason: why are we even listening to Mr. Capitalism over here? *gesturing at tim*
tim: what? that doesn't have anything to do wi-
jason: is it fun Mr. Monopoly? doing back flips over the picket fence line?
tim: there's no strike you buffoon and at least i don't sell DRUGS
jason: i should've known you don't support small businesses you corporate shill
tim: you don't run a small business.
jason: i sell a small amount of drugs to local customers at a fair price
steph: it's important to shop local, you know
tim: CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK TO THE MISSION?