seen from China
seen from Australia
seen from China
seen from Singapore
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Germany
seen from Belgium
seen from United States
seen from Finland
seen from China
seen from Belgium
seen from United States
seen from Belarus
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Belgium
seen from United States
seen from Germany
crows textpost!!
<- part 10 || part 12 -> and other crows nonsense here
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Jesper: ever notice how Kaz doesn't have a nickname?
Inej: no?
Jesper: yeah he's the the only one who doesn't. You're 'nej, Nina is Nins, Wylan is Wy, I'm Jes, Matthias is Matt. Hell, we even gave Kuwei one.
Wylan: we did?
Jesper: yes haven't you noticed? we've been calling him Kiwi for the last three months
Kuwei: *in Shu* and I keep telling you I'm fricking allergic *trails off into intense swearing*
Nina: well if it bothers you so much we could always give him one
Matthias: yeah, we could call him 'az, because he is one *snickers*
Jes:...
Wylan:...
Inej:...
Nina:...well he's not wrong
Everyone: *shrugs of agreement*
Incorrect Crows
jesper : relationships should be 50/50. wylan cooks us dinner while i sit on the counter and look pretty. ____________________________________
kaz : goodnight to the love of my life, Inej and fuck the rest of y’all. ____________________________________ Jesper: From now on we will be using code names. Jesper: You can address me as Eagle One. Jesper: Kaz is “been there done that”. Jesper: Wylan is “currently doing that”. Jesper: Matthias is “it happened once in a dream”. Jesper: Nina is “if I had to pick a girl”. Jesper: And Inej is.. Jesper: Eagle Two Inej: Oh thank god. ____________________________________
The crows’ reaction to being told they're the chosen one Wylan : I will not let you down. Jesper: Sounds fun. Inej : K. Kaz : No, I'm fucking not. Nina: Do I have to be? Matthias: Please god, I am so tired.
“He can’t even bother to learn my name. It’s not even a long name.”
— SHADOW AND BONE S2 BEING A COMEDY pt1
Jesper: I think the scarecrow you've put on the front lawn isn't working.
Wylan: What do you mean?
Jesper: Kaz is at the door again.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
incorrect crows quotes #6
Real quotes from my life as Crows (and Sturmhond):
Nina: “Okay don’t bring your self-hatred in here we are trying to hate on you.”
Jesper: “Of course I’m a fire hazard, I’m a total smoke show!”
Kaz: “This is so weird,”
Jesper: “What, that you walked into a church and didn’t burst into flames?”
Sturmhond: “I have a past”
Nina: “What kind of past?”
Sturmhond: “Let’s just say it rhymes with fiminal”
Inej, about Kaz: “It’s a walking ball of bad decisions”
Jesper: *hanging a poster* “Is this straight?”
Nina: “No you’re gay.”
Jesper: “Oh it’s gonna go so badly I’m excited.”
Inej: “They killed a fruit tree.”
Nina: “Jesper, you’re next!”
Nina, probably to Matthias: “You have to choose who to let brainwash you.”
Nina: “If this snake was a man, he’d be Chris Hemsworth. Look at that jaw…”
Wylan: “Sometimes it’s fun to just laugh at stupid stuff.”
Jesper: “Yeah! Wait, you laugh at me all the time!”
Inej: “He just can’t admit he has feelings.”
Kaz: “You can’t prove that I do.”
Nina: “If actions didn’t have consequences, I would not be good.”
Wylan: “You’re so demanding.”
Jesper: “Yeah I’m demanding, I’m DA MAN.”
Wylan: “Will you get your sharpshooter he’s trying to jump scare me”
*loud thump*
*pause*
Jesper: *muffled* “I might be mildly stuck.”
Inej: “Can you turn the oven off?”
Jesper: “I can turn anything off: appliances, women…”
Matthias: “What part of ‘AAAHHHH’ did you not understand?”
Jesper: “I will die!”
Kaz: “That’s fine.”
Nina: “I don’t make the laws.”
Inej: “I think that you should.”
Nina: “No that would be bad because I just wouldn’t make any.”
Jesper: “It’s okay to be a slut, it’s not okay to be a whore.”
Jesper: “It’s ParmesON. Get it? Like ‘it’s on’ but Parmesan.”
Kaz: “I think you should start using drugs to have an excuse.”
Nina: *speaking Spanish*
Kaz: I know, I know.
Inej: You speak Spanish?
Kaz: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Nina speaks.
