Jul 25, 2023
I love it when there's a couple but then there's a third guy who's also there and he's part of it but not like romantically he's just a part of the couple but like....platonically
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I love it when there's a couple but then there's a third guy who's also there and he's part of it but not like romantically he's just a part of the couple but like....platonically
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Hot Take: Jesper doesn't actually romantic feels for Kaz in Six of Crows
being around Kaz gives him that same reckless high as when Jes is gambling or shooting and he mistakes it for romantic affection because he's never been in love before
Kaz is dangerous and very nearly reckless and sometimes most certainly mad in his plans and schemes and it's that quality in him that triggers Jesper's thrill junkie wide
That's why it's so easy for him to "get over" Kaz and fall in love with Wylan
or ya know Kaz is just really hot and I'm reading way too much into it 👀
I think it's kinda hilarious that Wylan specifically points out that he's not a fan of chemistry but everytime he blows something up in the book he starts smiling
like he's clearly enjoying the result 😂
Matthias: *watching Wesper aggressively make out on a couch*
Matthias: it's like watching a badly scripted p*rn*
Nina: yeah so is this
Matthias: *turns*
Matthias: *see Kaz and Inej staring intently at one another*
Matthias:...
Matthias: how? how is their staring contest more sexually charged than whatever those two are doing *gestures vaguely toward Wesper*
Nina, eyes wide with confusion and disbelief: I know right
Matthias:...I feel like I should look away
Nina: *waves him off* yeah you do that
Helnik: *continues staring*
idk I just feel like Jesper would vibe hard with Minecraft. like he'd own that shit
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Jesper, stupidly drunk: so I was thinking. we should totally kiss. what you think
Wylan, equally drunk, if not more so: hehe will you be there?
Kaz, absolutely too sober for this shit: oh what fresh hell is this
Thinking about Kaz vs Sirens again
they're trying to be all seductive and nonsense and Kaz is just like
you might look like my wife
but she is hotter then you will ever be
also she would never tell me to "get in the water"
Jesper: ever notice how Kaz doesn't have a nickname?
Inej: no?
Jesper: yeah he's the the only one who doesn't. You're 'nej, Nina is Nins, Wylan is Wy, I'm Jes, Matthias is Matt. Hell, we even gave Kuwei one.
Wylan: we did?
Jesper: yes haven't you noticed? we've been calling him Kiwi for the last three months
Kuwei: *in Shu* and I keep telling you I'm fricking allergic *trails off into intense swearing*
Nina: well if it bothers you so much we could always give him one
Matthias: yeah, we could call him 'az, because he is one *snickers*
Jes:...
Wylan:...
Inej:...
Nina:...well he's not wrong
Everyone: *shrugs of agreement*