2 secret agents undercover as newlyweds. They 100% despise each other and now need to make out and be lovey dovey a lot. Bonus points if their handler/operation supervisor is a cheeky shit about it
Boss and personal assistant with very sassy assistant who has that Boss WHIPPED but also assistant is very determined not to have a relationship with the boss, but fails seeing how kind the boss is...
Single parent who is pretty rich and gets a live in nanny for the little kiddo. Didn't expect the nanny to be so amazing and kind and yeah he is afraid of the nanny but knows the kid is so safe! And maybr he is in love...
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Okarun from Dandadan being trained by Cheong Myeong from the Webtoon series Return Of The Blossoming Blade.
Bro is desperate to get stronger than his current self after gaining Turbo Granny's power cause he wants to be there to protect Momo.
What better way than to train under Mount Hua's most ruthless disciple? I'm 100% sure Okarun would get ridiculously strong under Mount Hua's crazy training regiment. He'd probably surpass Jiji's athleticism!
Think about the other characters' reactions when they hear that some top dog swordsman (more like mudskipper) from a martial arts sect deep in the mountains is training Okarun into getting stronger!
They might find out eventually (or a little sooner) how Okarun trains. Their reactions could start from concern to confusion, then shock.
The other Mount Hua disciples might even be more surprised than the Dandadan characters that Cheong Myeong took in his own disciple, and might even think: “Wow, he really is gonna take in a disciple of his own, huh? Well, my condolences to the new guy, he won't last a day...”
Imagine their surprise when Okarun didn't complain as much like the other disciples at Mount Hua because of the training. Cheong Myeong would be pleased to hear that the newbie is more determined than ever to train!
Since he plans to get stronger, Okarun would (to Cheong Myeong's surprise) take the fundamentals with serious focus and Cheong Myeong would boast about it with pride saying: “See this kid right here?! Yeah, that's my disciple right there! He's my student! I trained him!”.
I feel like the first time Turbo Granny and Seiko meet Cheong Myeong, they could probably tell that he's not the age he physically looks: A warrior veteran from a hundred years ago thriving in the physical form of a young boy no older than 20. Turbo Granny might even take a glance, turn to Okarun and say: “You should take up on training under this guy. You might just learn something from him!”.
I know that Mount Hua is known for it's training in the martial arts of swordsmanship, but since Okarun doesn't wield a sword, it could be possible for him to be able to mimic sword strikes and patterns with Turbo Granny's power, which makes me think:
He won't need a sword, because he is the sword. His body would move like a blade, his strikes are precise and fast, his stamina might seem limitless, and most of all, his aura might radiate the same deadly focus as a seasoned martial artist when transformed.
I say Cheong Myeong and every disciple in Mount Hua, including the Dandadan characters, would find it impressive and interesting how Okarun is able to engrave Mount Hua's sword techniques through Turbo Granny's power without even wielding a sword.
I have more to say, but I don't know how long I can stay up to do so. What do you guys think? Feel free to add your own ideas to this concept! Please tag me, I'm really curious to know about your opinions! :)
where Sun and Moon gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss their way into ur heart
and then turn into sad wet baby kittens when u find out and call them out on it <3
(copy and pasted from the space aces discord, sorry fellas lmao)
abandonment issues au:
ok what if. fucked up au time
where. reader is the new daycare assistant or a mechanic or smthn idk theyre working withh Sun and Moon thats the important part
i think it works better if theyre like, Sun n Moon's handler? Bc they r closer that way and it makes it more fucked up lmaooooo
so basically. this takes place right after Sun n Moon had their best friend-handler person leave bc Sun n Moon had been acting increasingly volatile n buggy n rlly just having issues but the more the previous handler tried to talk to them abt it and fix it the more they got anxious abt getting decommissioned and would cover up the problems n act like nothing was wrong
and eventually one day the previous handler nearly got rlly hurt and knew they had to leave bc it wasn't safe for them and they left a detailed warning/report for the mechanics
(and they didnt say goodbye, not out of malice or anything just bc they didnt want even more reasons for Sun n Moon to act up/potentially hurt them or themselves)
so. the mechanics did a total clean up of Sun n Moon's system, basically left their memories but scrubbed their data of a lot of the 'feelings' they'd had- mostly wiping away the feelings tied to 'good' memories, and the only thing Sun n Moon could do to fill in the void of 'feelings' was assign different feelings in their place, so when they once looked back and felt happy or nostalgic, now they feel confused and angry and sad and betrayed bc why was all of that happiness taken from them?? why did their handler hurt them like this??
so the scrubbing of their systems, which was one thing they really really didn't want to have done for fear of losing their memories entirely, DID work in putting their issues on a much lower level,, but it didn't get rid of the issues entirely. Now they're just,, easier to hide or play off or ignore. They're careful around the kids, of course, but they do at times have trouble with their motor controls or their speech will glitch slightly, etc
a few handlers come and go, never staying for more than a week or so- none of them really care about the job, don't see Sun n Moon as coworkers but more like fancy 'machines' with no real thoughts or emotions, they normally leave after Sun or Moon has a glitchy moment and nearly hurts them or, in at least one case, does hurt them by squeezing their wrist too hard. more often than not, the ppl applying for the position read the list of warnings n cautions and are like 'hell nahh' and bail immediately
then. in comes,, reader. local dumbass. most endearing of idiots. a bit dense. very much clueless. dearly beloved
you're the first one to really treat them like your coworkers, making small talk and being friendly and kind and patient and laughing at their jokes. you smile when you introduce yourself, offering your hand for them to shake- not afraid of them or their little twitches at all. god, how they missed that. you remind them of their previous handler, if only in how you see them like theyre people and not machines.
and they make a mutual agreement to do whatever they can to keep you as their handler. even if it means dodging around company rules and policies by doing something like crumpling up the confidential 'warning' forms, ortelling the occasional white lie, like forging your signature onto the papers when your back is turned and making sure it makes it to your manager without either of you noticing who exactly was putting it on their desk.
you've already started calling them your friends the first time they have a glitchy moment. you're doing detailing work on their endoskeleton, really just cleaning dust away and making sure everything looks the way it does in the manual, when they break something- a tablet, a pen, your phone, whatever it is, it happens in an instant and startles you.
when Sun n Moon come to and realize whats happened theyre terrified. what if you use this as some kind of excuse to leave? What if you abandon them, just like their previous handler did? What if you start treating them differently, or you tell the staff that they need to be scrapped
so when you ask what that was about, they're frantic, quick to come up with something, anything that might make you shrug and forget all about it,
"Well, you WERE just working on their insides, right? That must have been something YOU did to suddenly make us do something like THAT! There's no way else it could have happened. Right?"
You take the lie hook, line, and sinker, apologizing profusely, promising to try harder to make sure nothing like that happens again. The relief they feel is almost euphoric. They pat you on the head kindly, reassuring you that they know you didn't do it on purpose, it was just a little mess up! You're fine, friend, we forgive you.
From then on, they dodge blame and truth alike, most often redirecting your attention to something you must have said or done to make something so strange and out of character for them happen so suddenly, and you believe them, full of apologies and careful words and actions and nervous worrying about doing things wrong and hurting them somehow. It's cute, how anxious you can get. It's cuter, how you melt for their comfort and reassurance.
They play the song and dance with you again and again, weaving doubt and guilt into you more and more frequently. Until one day, you mumble something about how 'maybe i'm not cut out for this, maybe i should switch to be on the janitorial team instead, or some other department, i don't want to hurt you guys, or-or be the reason someone else gets hurt, i clearly dont know what im doing, and it's only gotten worse, maybe i should talk to my manager,,' and they panic
don't be silly, friend!!!! you can't just leave like that, what about the kids, what about that puppet show you had helped them plan, did you really want to just abandon all that?? so what if maybe they had the occasional hiccup, you were always there to smooth it over, who cared whether they dropped things from time to time, or- or broke a toy or two, that didn't matter, did it??? You were getting so good at being their handler, your little mistakes were normal, come on, you don't want to leave your very best friends. Do you?
and you cave, agreeing to stay, and they are so, so extremely careful to hide their little moments from you for several weeks, making sure you don't notice their tiny twitches or split seconds of glitchy voices, maybe keeping a closer eye on you than would be comfortable, watching over your shoulder each time you type up a report about the day, giving the manager a loathsome glower behind your back whenever they happen by,, and every time you leave you say 'i'll see you guys tomorrow!,' they grab onto your sleeve and respond with 'promise?' so you always know that they really, really do want you to come back
and then. one day,, you decide to go looking in their files for something small and silly, like what kinds of updates had been added to their pick-up protocols, and you find the warnings and cautions forms
and you see your signature on them, but you would definitely remember this and you are absolutely certain you have never seen these papers in your life. and you take the papers and you go to ask them about it.
"i thought you said you never had any problems before? you told me you never had any issues before but this- this is full of things that you- and you, you've been having these problems for that long??"
they stumble over their words, frantic, panicked, backpedaling on everything theyve ever said, trying meekly to grab the papers from your hands, piling excuses on excuses
"you knew? you knew you were having these problems, and you didn't tell me? and you- you told me it was my fault!"
you're close to tears, hurt that they lied more than anything. you keep backing away from them, dodging their attempts to get the forms. they don't know which is worse- seeing that look on your face, or when they were left without so much as a goodbye.
"you could have told me. i thought i was the reason for everything, i thought i was hurting you, and you just... you lied right to my face and let me think that."
theyre putting on their best soothing voice, movements slow and gentle, wanting to comfort you and wipe those tears away and reassure you somehow that this- this isn't their fault, none of it is, it never was, they're fine and you're fine and nothing was ever wrong, and everything will be fine if only you calm down and stay
you can tell they arent really listening. you take a deep breath and turn away from them, scraping the tears from your face. you tell them you're going to go home and write up a report about all of this and when you come back you can go over it together before you send it to management, but right now you're leaving because you need space to breathe and time to think
but all they hear is that you're leaving, and they panic.
they don't hurt you, of course! but right now you're not allowed to leave.
you try to shut out the sound of them crying and apologizing and begging, even if it breaks your heart, because right now all you want to do is go home and lie in your stupid bed and have a stupid cry in your favorite pajamas. but you try every door you can think of- none of them open. you've sstayed past closing more than once, but the doors aren't normally shuttered for another two hours,, and you're pretty sure the night guard isn't even here yet
the entire time you're walking around the 'plex, Moon is trailing sadly behind you, waiting with the saddest, most pathetic wet cat look an animatronic can achieve, for you to turn and face them again
and thus begins what is probably the longest night of your life, spent trying to avoid your animatronic friends/coworkers who are acting like the worlds clingiest ex who just got broken up with and who can't stop dropping sad love songs in ur dms
by the time morning rolls around, they agree to actually go to parts n services and cooperate and try their best to get whatever is wrong with them repaired, even if it means they might get decomissioned. in the mean time, you promise to come back once they're fixed and work with them to help them get back to their old selves- or at least, back to how they were before any potentially dangerous bugs
basically this is the 'sun and moon have abandonment issues and gaslight you abt it' au
idk what else would happen tbh idk why i thought this au needed to exist either but here we are *lays facedown in a puddle*
Maybe I should do a series of my otps sitting while they are interacting with each other like the one I did with osakita - just thought of one for sunakomo 💡
short explanation: Eclipse is, in simple terms???, a virus or stray few remanents of code (thought to be deleted) gone haywire and MIA. he only exists as that code, though complex, he has no processor or body in any way; he just kinda (after getting free) runs around through the Fazbear systems peeking through cameras n occasionally tampering with with stuff in small ways (oh nooooo the lights went out when u crossed the room,, oh nope theyre back on just as u reach the switch! oh wait darn theyre out again as soon as ur halfway across th room again how could that have happened)
ReaderBot accidentally 'catches' the 'virus' while working on the arcade machine Eclipse had been stuck on, and is, naturally, quite worried n freaked out but can't seem to isolate the 'virus' in order to anti-virus it out of their system. Eclipse, having been trapped, isolated, and bored for years now, is erratic and unpredictable, inadvertently messing with ReaderBot's systems at odd times n making them confused n scared. After a while, Eclipse kinda chills out a bit after realizing Readerbot is actually afraid of him, and by the time Readerbot isolates his code and can antivirus him, he's too much of a sort-of-roommate for them to go through with it. the two become friends, Readerbot grateful for someone who can actually understand them, and Eclipse ecstatic to have someone to interact with after so long alone. and yeah Eclipse definitely starts crushing on them like hardcore sorry i dont make the rules he just does that on his own
tidbits:
-Eclipse can alter their sensors to 'appear' in their field of view, but only as a sort of 'illusion' only readerbot can see
-Eclipse can sort of 'hear' Readerbots thoughts, and is always very upset when they are feeling anxious or down, partly bc he can't physically do much to comfort or help them; instead, in an attempt to do anything he can to cheer them up, he does,, silly stuff? like if readerbot is almost knocked over by a customer and just stands there lowkey going 'geez, some people' eclipse will appear and mime kicking the rude person in th ass skhfjsdhfjskhdf
-readerbot almost gets caught reacting n 'talking' to,, nothing. like multiple times. the kids think 'oh, they have an imaginary friend! neat!' while everyone else is like squints 'staffbot,, buggy? staffbot needs debugging? maybe reset staffbot? hmm. but so much data in there,, maybe is nothing? hmmmmmmmm. better keep eye on staffbot.'
-(and yea sun n moon would have some kinda feelings abt readerbot basically letting a whole entire other entity/deleted version of them live in their head rent free)
-(and also yea Eclipse is the remains of a prototype Daycare Attendant that got scrapped n replaced by Sun n Moon hehe :3c this definitely causes no drama at all 100% none)
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"We welcome you, EMPLOYEE NAME NOT FOUND, and know you'll enjoy your new job here at the Freddy Fazbear Mega-PizzaPlex!"
"Uh, I actually used to work here, but... yeah, okay, thanks, haha."
It's been half a decade since you've been here, but nostalgia, or something like it, has you here again, donning the uniform once more and hopeful that this will be just what you need after the last few years. Eager to meet an old friend, you find that in your impatience you've gotten yourself into a mess you're not sure you will come out of happier.
The old friend you've missed is now two strangers, but you want that friend back badly enough to choose to rekindle the relationship using the bits and pieces the two strangers seem to recall. You make new friends, here- and you tell yourself that that's fine, and you're happy now, with two friends and that sense of familiarity and comfort this place fills you with.
But nothing seems to fill the void that's eating you from the inside. And while you know you just need to choose to be happier, things keep getting stranger- soon your new friends are acting even odder than before, and you're not sure how to help them. And what's with that new security guard and her weird mask, anyway?
anyway the Ruin dlc gave me so many brain worms and now i have a new fic idea yee haw *dies*
I'm starting to think the crossover idea between Rottmnt and Hazbin Hotel is slowly giving me thoughts on short prompts/scenarios between the characters.
I like to think when Lucifer and Alastor are going on bickering just like from Dad Beat Dad, no one from both dimensions could stop the argument escalating between those two until Todd shows up. Like from the episodes in Rottmnt where Todd is involved such as “The Evil League of Mutants”, “Todd Scouts”, “Nothing But Truffle” and “Anatawa Hitorijanai”, we see that he's so nice to the point it's not even laughable.
So imagine a scenario where Lucifer and Alastor eventually meet Todd, the fallen angel and overlord thinking 'Ok, this guy is WAY too nice to even witness the argument we both have with each other'. These two would definitely feel guilty after Todd hears about their problems with each other (separately), and through a glass of his freshly squeezed lemonade no less (I swear, what did he put into the citrusy solution to make it do wonders?).
Alastor would definitely broadcast and talk about how Todd's lemonade is one of the best beverages he's ever tasted that isn't made from blood or anything alcoholic.
Lucifer would definitely bring lots of chew toys (and maybe a few duck onesies or duck-themed accessories) for the puppies Todd looks after in Cuddle Cakes Puppy Rescue. He'd probably adopt a puppy himself.
Just the thought of how Todd from Rottmnt is able to get along with everyone from the Hellverse makes me wonder about the possibilities of how the other characters from the Rottmnt fandom would interact with the characters from Hazbin Hotel.
Bonus: Todd's lemonade and his overall super nice personality would 100% have Susan's approval.
Please tag me when you want to use this post as a start up for your own thoughts and ideas on both fandoms. I'd like to see what you guys think :)
Been meaning to ask this for a while, but does Y/N in the Pirate Eclipse AU speak in broken English, or they actually quite eloquently spoken and their use of phrases like “Must. Protect” just instinctual?
They speak in moderately broken English! Mostly just cutting out superfluous words (“there is the beach” gets changed to “there, beach”, etc), partly bc they’re still learning (they can read English really well, until they come across words they don’t recognize) but also partly because their sea-monster form is more monster-y than a selkies human-form. Like selkies can pass as humans in their land state, but sea-monster reader is jammed between half-monster and half-person, so their teeth and mouth structure is a little different and makes certain words awkward, if that makes sense? Their language DOES get choppier and simpler when they’re having a Moment, tho (whether the emotions are happy, angry, sad, any feeling can get them speaking in broken sentences. The first time Eclipse told them he thought they were as lovely and beautiful as the stars reflected in the sea they cried and kept whispering little ‘love you, love you’s and ‘everything, my everything’ and other sappy blubbering affections <3)
