#i cannot emphasize enough

we love and respect hypersexual Feldspars. But have you considered: Aroace and completely clueless Feldspar?

It is Mother's Day in the US, and my darling Things gave me cards this morning that made me laugh for like half an hour because of how extremely on-brand they were.

Thing1's card: Beautiful drawing of flowers on the envelope, elegant script, wax seal. Gorgeous notecard with metallic gold foil design. Inside, slightly messy but VERY TINY handwriting filling one whole side of the card, explaining that they love me and there's nothing I could've done to keep them from being fucked up mentally or physically and that Gen-Z nihilism means that nothing matters but that means we should just have fun!

Thing2's card: A sheet of notebook paper folded in half saying they forgot about Mother's Day until the last minute and that's why they didn't get me a gift. 🤣