#feldspar

You can text me any time or email or call or find me in my dreams or tell Feldspar to text me. I promise to do my best not to lose my phone this time!

(If I do ask Gigi, she always gets the new number first)

But yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh you have to take good care of him! He can't lay down the sickest beats if he isn't at his finest.

Feldspar doesn't have a primary care physician or veterinarian. Instead, if you think he's looking sick, please send a letter to the Shaperate of Orzammar. They've never written me back, buuut nobody would know rocks better than them! He's also never been sick.

If one of his eyes falls off, that's okay! You can draw a new one on with charcoal or use gurgut glue to put on a new googly eye.

Do not use other kinds of glue! They make him hum sadly.

He needs a nap. Even when he acts like he doesn't. If he's gonna be up all night in da club, he needs a nap. Roughly 2 hours.

For optimal napping, Feldspar should be put into his box with the lid closed.

Ignore him if he tries to open the box. If he manages it, put him back in and put something on top (I like a potted plant, but a book or vinyl would work, I guess?)

If he seems sad (not trilling or vibrating or making pretty colors for multiple days in a row, but instead just very sad-sounding chirps)

Give him a brownie! He loves the smell of them. He doesn't eat them tho.

Do not give him an elfroot brownie - not unless you want him to upstage you

Give him to Turvi - he loves Turvi <3

Food! Feldspar doesn't eat. But he likes to have a place at the table and be with y'all.

Fomo king

Drink! Feldspar doesn't drink! Do not give him alcohol (I'm not sure how old he is because he's a rock, but he doesn't do well with alcohol).

Baths!

Feldspar enjoys the occasional spa day. It's okay for him to take a dip in mineral water or sulfuric baths or fresh water.

He does not like salt water.

He loves a dry bath of rolling around in the sand.

Be ready to glue his eyes back on :)

He needs to go outside and touch grass at least once a day. If in a big city, touching a tree also works.

Do not let him play "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" or any remixes of it

He gets too excited, and last time he fell off the counter and chipped his head :(

Cuddles!

He loves cuddling. Put him in your pocket or whatever and spend all day with him, and he'll be so happy. Best way to spend his day. Generally, I just throw him on me and go about my day.