#humerous

People who know nothing sexual hearing a sexual joke and not understanding is genuinely the funniest thing to me. Today I was trying to do math with five other people and for some reason there was an orange peel on my desk. My friend started like, petting the orange peel? So of course I said “dude, she’s stroking it” which was hilarious, and met with “what’s stroking it?” by the guy behind me. We explained it meant petting basically and he said “what’s wrong with stroking it?” We then proceeded to die of laughter while he continued to ask. He then asked my friend “can you demonstrate it” safe to say we got no work done.