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YOU ARE THE REASON
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A primary feature of quarks is that they're always bonded together, but in that moment, I felt like a neutrino, destined to be alone forever. Thankfully, I was wrong. Young Sheldon 2.22: A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast
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RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:
my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm
a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force
daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed
always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't
you do not talk about my daughter
i know this is a joke but these rules honestly slap.
1- don't force my daughter to do something that will hurt someone else. don't force her to drive if she's had a few to drink, don't try to get her to talk shit about someone else. don't bring her into a fight you're having with someone else 2- if my daughter is dead-set on something, don't try to convince her otherwise or change her mind. if she doesn't want to go out, don't force her to. respect that. 3- in what may sound contrary to point 2., my daughter can change her mind if she wants to. respect that. 4- just coz she's sweet, doesn't mean she won't kick her ass if she needs to. treat her with respect and kindness. 5- don't talk shit about her.
Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.
i made a leshenderhop edit :3
art creds!! - @doopydew, @clown-busters, @wasborntobeacowboy
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You know. the robot bodies.
It’s all right. It’s okay. It’s fine. We’re all okay.
Kate O’Flynn & Jeff Hiller
“We Hope You Enjoyed Your Time!” | Widow’s Bay 1x10
A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.
#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus
I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.
I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)
OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART
i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter
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part time sheriff, full time comedian
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The promos:
The show (what ever the fck it is):
Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell
Station comms
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FAVOURITE STARGATE SG-1 CHARACTERS VOTED BY YOU || #2 DANIEL JACKSON
Tom Loftis + Possibly having the worst night of his life Widow's Bay, S01E07
