RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:
my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm
a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force
daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed
always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't
you do not talk about my daughter
i know this is a joke but these rules honestly slap.
1- don't force my daughter to do something that will hurt someone else. don't force her to drive if she's had a few to drink, don't try to get her to talk shit about someone else. don't bring her into a fight you're having with someone else 2- if my daughter is dead-set on something, don't try to convince her otherwise or change her mind. if she doesn't want to go out, don't force her to. respect that. 3- in what may sound contrary to point 2., my daughter can change her mind if she wants to. respect that. 4- just coz she's sweet, doesn't mean she won't kick her ass if she needs to. treat her with respect and kindness. 5- don't talk shit about her.
