#human disasters

“You know, I’m thinking about it, and I think being friends with you has definitely heightened my idiocy. I used to be smart”

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker Characters: Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker, Yoda (Star Wars), Leia Organa Summary:

"One last voice sounded in the dark before everything disappeared, and surprisingly it was Yoda’s, reminding him of what he had been told a long time ago, for completely different reasons: “Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them, do not. Miss them, do not.” The rest of the sentence didn’t matter because Anakin realized that death was not the end, not for him. Instead, he had the vague sensation that a new life was just about to begin.

And, at last, he was free." . . In which Anakin Skywalker comes back to life, only to die again.

Also Sansa: Is this husband material?

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Jaime: Stupid wench. She’s so ugly and stubborn. Why am I even bothering? She has no sense of humor, stupid pigheaded wench and her idiotic sense of honor. Fuck her and her astonishing eyes. Why am I giving her my sword and new armor and a nice horse, btw, that horse is as ugly as her. She can go wherever she wants, why do I care, I don’t care if she lives or dies, she’s just there to annoy me with how I’m not worthy of anything...

tony: *gives valid advice*

rhodey: look at you, being the sane one.

tony: moments.

...think that tony stark and clint barton would have a silent and mutual respect for each other for being unmitigated and glorious human disasters???

i mean. think about it.

"tweetie, we gotta go save the world."

"i literally just sat down."

"we gotta go, bird- is that- did you make an omelet in the middle of the night with salsa?"

"...did you eat at all?"

"...touché."

another concept. it's common knowledge unmitigated human disasters shouldering burdens with some self-deprecating and relatable humor don't sleep. so here we are.

"it's literally two in the morning, barton. why are you in my lab."

"it's literally two in the morning, stark. why are you in your lab?"

"..."

"i'm hungry. let's get hawaiian pizza."

"that's fucking blasphemy and the mark of a clear madman who is a human disaster, like the time i caught you eating an omelet with salsa."

"and?"

"let's do it."