Dolly Dalmatian as a human.

I don't really care for Dolly as much as some of the others, but I am really proud of this design. It came into my head almost fully formed.

But you know what I think Lilith would fuckin love

I think she'd be a fantastic stenographer.

Stenographers are those guys who type out everything that happens in courtrooms as it's being said, and it's actually kinda tricky bc you have to be able to type LITERALLY as fast as everyone is speaking, and to accomplish this you have to learn and memorize a type of shorthand code.

I saw a woman on the clock app once who was training to be a stenographer and she showed this special computer/typewriter thing and liieeeke??

Y'all it's literally spy code or something it's insane to watch.

Plus you have to be super organized and strict about the rules bc there's a rigid code of ethics to being a stenographer obviously.

Human AUs where it takes a very long time for our Ineffables to get there. Even though this very long time is, of course, in human terms (15 to 30 years or so, depending on the fic), this makes these fics feel particularly close to canon. It might be the perimenopause speaking, but this theme is especially dear to me. I have loved all the fics in this list!

Promise, by AppleSeeds. Rated T, 16k. P. Dec 24.

I cried. There, I said it. I mean, it's not that it's angsty (maybe for some the first chapter might be angsty, though), it's just that it's so, so touching. It's a human AU where Crowley and Aziraphale were school friends until Crowley moved to Scotland. One Christmas Aziraphale is at his parents’ house and gets a letter addressed to him. Beautiful.

The Secrets I Have Held In My Heart, by thinkinginscripts. Rated M, 38k. P. Aug 25.

You know when every now and then there’s a story, both in published fiction or in fanfiction, that you wish you hadn’t read so you could read it for the first time? This is one of those stories for me. This version of Crowley and Aziraphale touched me so, so deeply. I still think about them weeks after I read the fic. Compelling, emotional, deep, funny, touching. Human AU in which Aziraphale is born into a wealthy family and Crowley is born into a working class family. They were never meant to be together, but they come to an arrangement. Described by the author as A reverse-ish human AU where Ezra is an angel and Crowley is from the wrong side of town. 

I wish I could find the right words to make sure everyone gives this fiction a try so they can judge for themselves, but I can’t so just trust me, OK?

It does depict an unhealthy relationship, so do mind the tags, but please don’t be discouraged! 

Regrets, Choices & Other Things, by SpectrallyDistracted. Rayed E, 24K. P. Oct 25.

Trigger warning: car accident mentioned. No serious lasting consequences and no graphical depiction of injuries.

Friends to lovers human AU that will warm your heart! Aziraphale and Crowley have known each for a long ti- eeerrr, since uni. All they are is co-workers, nothing more: neither of them knows anything about the other’s private life. Until Crowley is hit by a car and suffers from amnesia. In his post-accident state, Crowley seems to think things are quite different to what they are in reality. This will lead Aziraphale to question  everything he’s always believed to be true. 

My own For Old Times’ Sake, rated T, 4k. P. Apr 26.

This fiction is so so dear to me. I love it more than I can say, even though it’s not my usual piece of banter. Human AU in which Aziraphale and Crowley have known each other… Well, sorry, but they really have known each other for a long time, but their lives went in different directions. Can they get back together after twenty-five years? My dear friend said that the fic is safe for the under-40s, but the over-40s should enter at their own risk and I agree: this fic is my love letter to middle age and I’m extremely proud of it.

Love And Solidarity, by CemeteryAngel725. Rated E, 25k. P. May 25.

Great human AU where Aziraphale and Crowley met as teenagers in the 90s and find each other again after fifteen years apart. Crowley is an activist and Aziraphale is a lawyer: they fight against the same system, but go about it in different ways, reminds you of something? I do love a good activism fic, and this one felt so real and was beautifully written! The teenage love story was incredibly tender and the author did a great job at describing all the raw emotions of that age, and their adult years were so relatable! Great fic!

So I’m There, by AngieWords. Rated T, 9k. P. Feb 26

Find Every Sky - Chapter 1 - klikandtuna - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

This is a wonderful fic where @klikandtuna takes her three human AUs Find the Light, Every Damn Day and Sky Clear Blue and puts them together in an amazing crossover. Obviously, reading the other three stories is needed to follow what's potting.

is it really so wrong to make my blorbos fight for the right to exist?

Howzit All

As anyone who knows me knows that I have a ton of fanfiction and other writing ideas and that I try to work on as many as I possibly can (currently sitting at 18--3 gifts, 1 Coco fanfic, 4 Star Wars fanfics, 2 TMNT 2003 fanfics, 4 Good Omens fanfics, 4 Original stories)

The problem?

I've had 7 more Good Omens fanfiction ideas that I'm forcing myself not to work on, but they're taking up too much headspace.

So, I thought that I'd share them here, in case anyone feels like taking a crack at writing them. That's not to say I won't pick them up later when some of these are off my plate, but it won't be for a while.

If any of these appeal to you, please let me know (and tag me if you write them!)

Perfume AU. (Either human or as angels and demons)

One of the Ineffables is convinced that the ordinary perfume they made is actually a love potion so they believe that all the romance coming from the other one is fake or a compulsion. (It's real, they're just being daft)

2. A Wedding Date AU

Inspired by the movie with Deborah Messing in 2005, Aziraphale is heading home to England for his brother, Gabriel's, wedding. He decides that, rather than face his family alone, he'll hire Crowley, the escourt, to be his boyfriend. (I saw similarities between Gabriel and Kat's sister in the movie, which is why Aziraphale is Kat and Crowley is Nick, though I probably would change the plot so there's no "win back the ex"

3. Marry Me AU

I heard about a movie with J-Lo, where she is a famous singer who plans to get married on stage in front of the world. But, before she says her vows, she finds out that her fiancé is cheating on her. So, she sees Owen Wilson's character in the crowd holding a "marry me" sign (he's not a fan, his friend forced him to go to the concert) and says "yes" so they get married. This sounds like an Ineffables human AU to me . . .

4. Fae Au

One of the Ineffables does a ritual where they end up married to a Fae (they had no idea that's what the ritual was supposed to do). The Fae Ineffable is, however, bound to the Fae court and has to either get the human's true name to enslave them or make them fall in love and break their heart to amuse their ruler. They end up falling for the human.

5. Arranged Marriage AU.

One of the Ineffables is fed up with dating and being alone, so they hire an matchmaker to facilitate an arranged marriage (which are done for many reasons by the company, from hiding your sexuality to getting tax benefits). They end up married to the other Ineffable. Could be Strangers to Lovers or Enemies to lovers. Lot's of pining, though.

6. Reverse Female Omens.

Aziraphale is a female demon posted on Earth while Crowley is a female Archangel. Crowley tried to reach out when the whole "Flood" thing was happening, but the demon wasn't interested (Aziraphale wanted to be friends, but Hell commended her for trying to get an Archangel to Fall and so she rejected Crowley's friendship in case it happened) But now Armageddon is approaching and the two might have to work together to avoid it.

7. Blood and Chocolate AU

Loosely inspired by the movie (I didn't really like the book). Aziraphale is a werewolf and his pack (led by Gabriel (yes, the movie character had the same name)) is pressurising him to take a female mate, despite knowing he is gay, as they believe his bloodline is powerful. He's trying to avoid the problem as much as possible. Crowley is a monster hunter who had ended up in Aziraphale's city looking for werewolves. They meet, but don't realise that the one is a monster and the other is a monster hunter.

Be as greedy as you like! I love to scream about WIPs :P I've got your snippets right here, some longer than others:

15. This is outlined and the very beginning is written, I just need to do it! I promised the sequel ages ago and I feel bad, but it is absolutely going to make it out eventually!

Aziraphale hadn’t quite been able to make good on his wish for the two of them to knot each other back and forth throughout the heat, though it certainly wasn’t because Crowley didn’t like the knotting cock ring. On the contrary, Crowley liked it a little too much. The poor dear had become so overwhelmed by the feel of Aziraphale filling him so completely, plugging him full, locking them together the other way around, that he’d nearly passed out the first time. Aziraphale had been a little afraid he’d broken his new mate, so the toy had only been used a couple of other times. Crowley had handled the subsequent attempts with only slightly more grace. But they still hadn’t touched their other new toy yet and, God, Aziraphale wanted. He wanted the best of both worlds, to be split open on his mate’s cock, trapping him within him, while also stuffing him full, making him take it, making him beg for more pleasure. To fill and be filled simultaneously, what a way to spend the last few sessions of his heat! Crowley’s cock twitched against Aziraphale’s thigh as he took a deep breath. Aziraphale couldn’t help the way his own citrus scent swirled in the air in response. He’d never get enough of Crowley’s desire.

18. Much less fleshed out, but here’s a little snippet!

Heats sucked, sometimes even when Crowley did have a partner. And taking care of Aziraphale during her heats sometimes sucked too, especially before they’d gotten together and she’d watched from afar as their omega friends comforted her and helped her through them, while she had to stay away, knowing that before they’d acknowledged their feelings, it had only hurt them to be together during those times. So obviously, their heat cycles synching up set them up for unmitigated disasters. Said omega friends helped keep the house in order, give them food and water and attention when they weren’t overtaken by their more urgent carnal needs, but it was still frustrating to have both members of the household knocked out of commission. And when both parties were rabid for a cock in the cunt, yet neither of them had their own cock to offer, things got maddening quickly. Except… Except, “Aziraphale!” She gasped as the partially deflated knot of a dildo popped into her cunt. “Keep it still, dear,” the other woman grunted, already squirming on the other head on her end of it. “Let me get my fill too, then we can lock for as long as we please.”

59.  A more sinister part of Crowley’s backstory:

Another bigwig’s house and another fundraising party for Lucifer’s… associates. Another expensive gown and precarious heels and sparkling jewelry that still felt disproportionately heavy on her ears and neck for such delicate pieces. It was exciting, to be playing the trophy wife for such a charismatic man, such an important man, but she still hadn’t entirely gotten used to the role. “Now remember, Antonia,” a smooth voice came from beside her as the engine turned off, “if anyone asks, how old are you?” “Eighteen,” she replied dutifully, feeling her cheeks warm a little with pleasure at the soft smile she saw when she turned to look at him. Still, she couldn’t entirely help pushing a little. “Why lie though? Does it really matter that much?” “Oh, darling,” he said, reaching over to tuck a strand of copper hair behind her ear, “it’s just because they don’t understand us! They don’t understand what we have together – they get stuck on silly things like ages. It doesn’t matter how young you are, you know how much I love you, right?” She nodded. “And you don’t care how old I am, do you?” She shook her head. “That’s right,” Lucifer said, satisfied, his voice a seductive purr that had her shivering. “And that’s why it doesn’t matter if we lie to them, avoid any awkward conversations, yes?” She nodded, accepting a small peck before slipping out of the car to drape herself on his arm as he’d coached her to do. Besides, she thought to herself as they walked through the lavish front doors, where she’d surely spend the night sipping champagne, dodging distasteful cradlerobber jokes, and sticking close to Lucifer whenever he wasn’t doing business so that none of his sleazier colleagues could hit on her, it wasn’t that much of a lie. She’d be eighteen in a little under a year and a half, and she’d had enough hardship piled on her by her shitty parents to add at least another five years to her maturity. And with the makeup and the fancy clothes, she could absolutely convince the strangers around her of it too. Her heart warmed, snuggling in closer to her boyfriend, taking comfort in the steadiness of his arm under her. Their secret, she liked the idea of that. Four years later, she'd look back on those parties and wish that someone had taught her younger self what a red flag was.

Plus a little joke to make me giggle after the melancholy above, just stream of consciousness paragraph for now :P (A proper insight in how most of my fics actually start in my docs tbh)

Crowley’s complaining and then talking about messing with Aziraphale somehow and Anathema’s like, “You’re pulling her pigtails,” and Crowley says, “Of course I’m pulling her pigtails, have you fucking seen them?” and when Anathema starts laughing at her, she complains more like, “Don’t laugh at me, I’m in distress!” and then maybe Anathema just snorts and says that she’s acting like a child because the pretty girl isn’t giving her enough attention and Crowley actually pouts at her