#helpppppppppppp

tfw your son kisses his partner in front of you :

HELP

rip tim you would have loved ragebaiting

I'm so sick to my fuckin stomachhhh (positive) (horny) (feral) lmao

ALSO I think jaime and tyrion compared their dicks as youths (maybe tyrion visiting his kingsguard big brother and getting smashed together) and they find out they're basically the same size and shape. tyrion makes a disparaging joke about maybe if their lord father ever arranges a match for him he'll have jaime come do the bedding ceremony in the dark and jaime sloshed and earnest says don't say that tyrion you're probably the only lord in the red keep who can say he's got eight ounces of cock per pound of man. tyrion internally like right and which maid in the seven kingdoms would ever believe that. they probably all think i've got shrivelled turnips for balls. but he's still bizarrely cheered