Gay people are real and they're after your leftovers you forgot in the fridge

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Gay people are real and they're after your leftovers you forgot in the fridge

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Opens mouth. No I shan't say it
SO FUCKING BORED
Send me prompts if you like my style. I’m so damned bored and trying to find something to spark my interest. I need to distract myself from posting the entirety of a chaptered story that’s sitting in my word docs.
Mick and barry?
Barry rating Mick:
Looks: should be a literal sex god | too gorgeous to be true | gorgeous | handsome/beautiful | cutie | nice | not my type
Barry: …So… broad and muscular and yummy. *stares at Mick working out*
Personality: SWEET CINNAMON ROLL TOO PURE FOR THIS WORD | I love them | I like them | they’re okay | they’re an asshole | I hate them | despicable being | has no personality
Barry: *distractedly making his cross because he is still watching Mick*
Relationship: we’re lovers | we’re soulmates | we’re platonic soulmates | we’re best friends | we’re friends | we’re allies | we’re family | we’re enemies
Barry: …It depends on the timeline and on what part of the timeline, to be honest.
Mick: That’s what happens when two time-travelers are dating. And when one of them keeps messing up the time line…
Literally all of the Legends, past, present and future members: *glare at Barry*
Mick rating Barry:
Looks: should be a literal sex god | too gorgeous to be true | gorgeous | handsome/beautiful | cutie | nice | not my type
Mick: …He’s very pretty. I didn’t expect to like pretty boys.
Mick: I like this pretty boy.
Personality: SWEET CINNAMON ROLL TOO PURE FOR THIS WORD | I love them | I like them | they’re okay | they’re an asshole | I hate them | despicable being | has no personality
Mick: *glowers dangerously* If anyone hurts him, I will burn them to a crisp.
Relationship: we’re lovers | we’re soulmates | we’re platonic soulmates | we’re best friends | we’re friends | we’re allies | we’re family | we’re enemies
Mick: *kisses Barry*
person a: ... I need a foundation that will literally cover all my blemishes, a new personality and a better [gender]friend.
person b: *rolls eyes as they look down at the sushi menu that has none of that* *sarcastically* anything else?
person a: ... oh yeah i need the bathroom, brb order for me babe *leaves*
person b mutters: you also need psycological help but that's not on my payment either so,,,

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That was an amazing read and I have no words except for thank you (and also I now have the though of what if Wally and Mick had been Involved at least once or twice before everything goes down and the quiet "I know him, he's nice we may have fucked before.")
Whoops I fic-ed.
“Haven’t you only met Heatwave once?” Joe asks, in the car on the way home from their latest teamup with the Legends. “You two seemed awfully chummy.”
Iris makes a soft noise that indicates both that she’s interested in this topic and that she will contribute to the interrogation, and turns in her seat to study
Wally, in the back seat, has never felt more like a youngest child.
“I knew him before.” says Wally. “He and Len would keep the gangbangers and the dealers away from the high school.”
Joe makes a satisfied little noise, obviously content with the answer. He shouldn’t be.
It’s a lie. A believable one, but a lie.
Iris knows. She makes ‘you better tell me the truth later’ face and then turns around with a satisfied humph.
The thing is, Wally knows Mick - rather more intimately than he’s willing to tell his father. You know Queer As Folk? Yeah. Wally’s Justin. Mick’s Brian. Complete with Mick picking Wally up under a lamppost in Keystone Boystown on Wally’s first ever night out and then blowing his mind in bed before finding out Wally was still in his Senior year of high school.
Hasn’t stopped them from fucking a few more times since then. A few, very memorable, exceedingly pleasurable times since then. Len, who was honestly more like Debbie Novotny than anyone would willingly tell him to his face, had walked in to the apartment while Wally was eating breakfast after the third time he and Mick had hooked up, and sighed.
“Alright, so you’re staying.” he said, and then took the seat opposite Wally and did the Parental Grilling™ and started talking grad schools and college payment and Wally moving in if his mom got worse. Which, of course, didn’t happen, because Wally found out about his Dad and Mick and Len got on a timeship, thereby ending the relationship as far as Wally had known.
The very pleasant fuck in an empty lab while no one was paying attention to them had certainly disabused him of that notion, as had the communications plug-in for his phone Mick had given him. The two hours between when they get home and when Barry gets back from drinks with Oliver gives Wally ample time to think about something.
He asks Barry where Len is almost as soon as he walks in the door.
“Apparently Cold and Heatwave used to White Knight around the high school.” says Joe, off Barry’s confused look. Well, Len used to pick him up from school, sometimes, and he’d helped with loans and made Wally study snacks, so that totally counted, right?
And then Barry tells Wally Len’s dead.
“I’m sorry, I have to leave immediately.” says Wally. “Have the Legends left yet?”
Barry shakes his head no, and Wally runs until he’s on the Waverider and can hear the discussion going on in the next room.
“Who’s going to make sure Mick doesn’t do anything dumb?” asks Sara, and that means they’re planning a mission and Mick isn’t there, and also What the Actual Fuck Is Happening Here On This Day.
Wally flashes into the room and slaps Sara upside the head as hard as he can, and then flashes out of retaliation distance.
“What the Actual Fuck Is Happening Here On This Day?” Wally demands. “No, seriously, what do you think you’re doing?”
The whole team is staring at him, plainly confused. And that is the last straw.
He’s out of breath and sure he’s red-faced by the time he’s done reaming them all out about Mick’s mental health and missing “brother”, and then he sees Mick standing in the doorway.
“Sunshine-” says Mick.
“I didn’t know - I can’t believe you didn’t tell me!” Wally says. “We’re going there right now and I am going to speed him out of there, and then you are going to smack him for me and we can have a group hug afterwards. Gideon, you can plot us a course, right?”
Gideon does, despite the protestations of Sara and the Professor and Ray and the other white guy who’s name Wally hadn’t bothered to learn.
They land back in Central with Len and go for breakfast at the Motorcar, and Len makes his usual half-joking comment about buying the place, although he sounds more serious about it than usual. They’re halfway through pancakes, Len on one side of the booth and Wally under Mick’s arm on the other, when someone clears their throat next to the table.
Joe’s face is gathering thunderclouds.
“You were lying! I knew you were!” says Iris, gleeful.
“What did you tell them?” asks Mick, obviously amused.
“That you and Len used to kick the gangbangers off campus.” Wally grumbles. Lenny, the asshole, laughs.
“That’s definitely better than the real version, Sunshine.” he says. Wally attempts to stab him with his fork, only for Mick to haul him back over the table and into his lap.
“And what is the real version?”
“We might have fucked a few times.” Wally mumbles.
“Including yesterday in the Labs.” says Mick cheerfully, because he doesn’t know the meaning of shame or self-preservation.
Joe is murderous right up until he realizes neither Barry nor Iris is backing him up. In fact, they both look rather shamefaced.
“What did you do?” Joe sighs.
“Lenny.” says Wally, around a mouthful of pancakes. “Last Christmas.”
Joe flops into the seat next to Len and buries his head in his hands. Lenny pats his arm a few times.
“Shall I tell you how Wally and Mick met?” he asks.
“NO!” yell Wally and Mick, in unison.
it made no sense for barry to ask ray about snart's whereabouts. why didn't he go to mick? like he's len's best friend, it wouldve been a great scene between mick's aggression telling barry to keep his nose out of their business then looking down sadly for a split second. that couldve been a better enclosure scene between barry and len than "he died a legend" bs with ray.
Very polite way of saying "Mick is an ex-Rogue and if you let him go right now he's going to burn you to a crisp for pushing your luck"
More importantly this is the time when Mick had reformed and he and Barry were roommates for a few issues and it was WONDERFUL and has fuelled me for years. More on that whenever I do a Rogues read though