person a: ... I need a foundation that will literally cover all my blemishes, a new personality and a better [gender]friend.
person b: *rolls eyes as they look down at the sushi menu that has none of that* *sarcastically* anything else?
person a: ... oh yeah i need the bathroom, brb order for me babe *leaves*
person b mutters: you also need psycological help but that's not on my payment either so,,,















