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Is the eltingville club Tits or Ass?
👾🪐💙Josh💙🪐👾
Tits. He loves boobs. Yes, he has mother issues, and YES it's linked to this fixation. Nothing gets him harder than cleavage. When you guys are making out, his hands travel to your chest. And he loves titsucking. When he’s missionary above you, he latches on and sucks. I even think he likes lactation and may ask if you'd ever do certain massages/take medicine actually to lactate.
🧟🔪❤️Pete❤️🔪🧟
ASS ASS ASS oh my god that's the biggest ass guy I've ever met. He would pant and bark like a dog to see you in hot pants. Or better yet, a thong with a whale tail. His favorite position is doggy solely to watch the reverb of your ass on each thrust. Also, it's so fun to slap and BITE. That's right, sometimes while feeling you up, Pete will just bite your cheek cause hes fucking weird.
🕹️🦸🧡Bill🧡🦸🕹️
 It's very close for him. He is a disgusting pervert and has a hate/love for the female body. But ultimately..Ass wins. He likes those female superhero suits with no pants. It's common for him to pass you and to grab your ass clumsily. I think he also has a fascination with spanking your ass, watching it slowly turn more and more red and welted. But as I said, it's a close call; I think he enjoys watching you ride him. Not cause hes lazy!- because he likes to see your tits go up and down. I think, like Josh, he likes to try and suck your tits too; it's very messy and clumsy.
🎲🧝♂️💚Jerry💚🧝♂️🎲
Secret third option: thighs. He wants to bite, grope, kiss, anything with thighs. He wants to rest on them. He wants to eat you out and have them squish his face, or better yet, have you sit on his face and have your thighs next to his head. If he had to pick…Tits. He loves to smoosh his face. Aga
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Jo puts up a confident and flirty facade. He’s pretty certain nothing your ex brings to the table will measure up to him. I mean, he can literally be whatever gender you prefer on any particular day. You get the best of both worlds with him.
But beneath that, he can’t help but feel a twinge of self-doubt. What if you prefer someone more…concrete? He knows his personality and appearance are always shifting and he’s worried you’re going to get tired of that.
He’ll talk to you though. And as soon as he finds out you absolutely do not what to get back together with your ex, he’s becoming your knight in shining armour.
Whether it’s standing up for you in front of them or just supporting you from the sidelines while you tell them yourself, Jo will do whatever you need to send your ex packing.
Mio’s not pleased at all but he’s not going to say anything straight away. I think he’s got a bit of a jealous streak that he tries to ignore because he knows logically he’s being ridiculous.
But emotionally, he’s all over the place. He knows he’s not the most attentive boyfriend, especially with how much time he spends working on his machines. And he’s terrified you’re going to leave him for someone who’ll be around more.
You’re probably going to have to talk to him about it first, otherwise he’ll bottle up his feelings until he explodes. He’s going to need a lot of reassurance after this to bring himself back from the mentality he’s worked himself into.
Once he’s back on track and thinking clearly again, he’ll have words with your ex. He’s gotta let out all that jealousy and anger after all.
Elias is another quiet one but he’s scheming from the get go of how to get your ex away from you. He cares about your feelings on the matter of course but there’s no way he’s letting your ex get away with you.
He’s probably not going to talk to you about it honestly. If you bring it up first, he’ll talk it out of course but he’s not going to start that discussion off his own back.
As far as he’s concerned, you’re in a relationship with him because you want to be with him, not your ex. And your ex isn’t understanding that so he’s going to bring it up with your ex before he brings it up with you.
I’m not saying he’s using his janitor privilege to keep a close eye on your ex for a while…but your ex might notice a figure lurking just outside of their peripheral vision for the next few weeks.
Oh yeah. This is going badly immediately. There’s no situation where Shion finds out someone’s trying to steal his partner away where he doesn’t immediately turn to violence.
Not towards you of course. Never towards you! But your ex is absolutely on the chopping board and Shion’s out for blood. If your ex ever treated you badly, it’s made even worse.
It’s going to take a herculean effort on your part (and probably the other Dionysia ghouls as well) to talk him down. And even then, you’re going to need to keep a close eye on him for a while. Probably safest to tell Darkwick so they know to keep your ex away from Shion for the foreseeable future.
Shion just loves you so much, he can’t stand the thought of someone stealing you from him. What would he do without his partner after all?
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I’m?? Not quite sure what possessed me to make these ones???? I was just thinking of random characters I could make headcanons for and he popped into my mind, I’m not particularly into Hazbin but I have seen the show and I LOVED Val so! (~650 words)
Also completely off topic but I wish there was a Moth emoji for this one so badly (there SHOCKINGLY isn’t one.)
💞 He has no chill, even though it’s not supposed to be sexual with you he'd still get you to call him "daddy".
💞 Val likes to call you "Lovebug" as a petname! Oh and of course, he also uses the classic "darling~"!
💞 He does have a soft spot for you but he can be still a little strict at times, although he’ll usually say all his rules are "for your own safety" even though a lot of them don’t seem to be safety precautions. Usually when he scolds you he tends to slip into his more Spanish accent quite a bit, unclear wether that’s intentional or not.
💞 Once he let you wear his glasses and thought it was too cute to take them away from you, he spent the rest of the day with jackshit vision because he didn’t have the heart to ask for them back.
💞 Thinks giving you rohypnol is an acceptable way to subdue you if you’re struggling from him too much. At least he’d try to hide it in something yummy like an extravagant sundae!
💞 If you’re a particularly rowdy kid you would probably find yourself being drugged quite often… Most of that time being under influence would just be spent cuddled up to him on his lap and not much more, he just wants you to sit and be pretty.
💞 Maybe getting Vox to hypnotise you if you start catching onto the whole drugging thing and refusing to eat the food he gives you because of it.
💞 His antennae do the little twitch/flappy thing when he hears your voice
💞 Texts you CONSTANTLY whenever you’re not in the same room, the point where it’s started effecting his work cuz he won’t get off his damn phone! Also he made sure you made his name in your phone something along the lines of "father"
💞 The wings are NOT for cuddling! It would take a bit of convincing for him to let you wrap yourself up into his wings, he’s worried about you messing up his fluff!
💞 He doesn’t let you into his room, ever. He actually makes quite the effort to keep you away from his work and sheltered from anything sexual, and well, since most of the shit that goes down in the tower is sexual in nature it’s rare that you’re even allowed to leave your own room at all.
💞 The sheets he gave you for your bedding are really fucking weird fabric textures, like velvety or textured silk. He likes the way it shines, if you don’t like the feel of it well then. Too bad. You have to deal with it!
💞 Cares a lot about how you look, would try to get you to wear lots of little fancy clothes or stuff that he thinks would look "cute" on you.
💞 Would take you out shopping (possibly with Vox?) and lets you spend as much as you could possibly want on random shit because he for SOME reason keeps trying to come up with any excuse possible to write every item off as a business expense. It’s all on the company card.
He would still do all this even if you don’t want anything, like pointing at a random toy and being all "you really don’t think you need this? I think it would perfect for you! Trust me, you want it." and then buying it for you anyways even if you protest.
💞 On the rare occasions that you are out together he always makes sure to have a hand on you, probably one of his lower hands on your head given his height. He makes sure to always hold you close so he can cover your eyes if anything violent or sexual in nature happens to take place around you guys (because you’re in hell after all!)
💞 If you can’t draw already he’d try to teach you!!!! If you already do he’d honestly be a little upset, because he REALLY wanted to teach you how to draw lol…
Helping eachother with nightmares or helping you when you're overstimulated and let you cry on his shoulder knowing that you'll do the same.
PROVING TO EACHOTHER THE WORLD ISN'T AGAINST YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE EACHOTHER....
MASSAGING HIS FACE WHEN HIS NOSE HIS TIRED FROM WEARING A VISOR ALL DAY AND HE CAN RETURN THE FAVOR AND HELP YOU GET A KNOT OUT OF YOUR SHOULDER!!!!!!!!!!!
Scott Summers x Platonic Reader
X-Men 97 s2 today!!!! 🗣
So here is some X-Men content <333
Unfortunately Scott isn't in my personal rotation for favorite X-Men characters and all the versions I like are X-Men Apocalypse and X-Men Evolution so here's scenarios/Headcanons of Reader and Scott both being teenage students at the mansion <3
Decided to write this all in a day so sorry for any Grammer or spelling mistakes 😭
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I think Scott as a teenager was rather dirty minded definitely does the joke of "Nobody can see what I'm looking at cause of my sunglasses". We all know what he's looking at. There not bad jokes just the funny "that's wbat she said" kind. That doesn't stop you two from making funny dirty jokes together. However he will lock in and focus when needed. You two are laughing at something in class and teacher tells you to shut up?? He's silent and straight backed.
He oddly knows a lot of things about hair?? Need him to barid ur hair he's got u (no that isn't specific to just girls with long hair)
He keeps photos of u guys together in his night stand
He learned how to drive before you and so he had to teach you (reminded him of when Alex taught him <3)
Scott ranting to you about Jean and him looking like a lovesick teenage girl.
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[Reader] sat under a tree headphones on as they stared blankly at the lake in front of them.
"Hey" Scott said quietly sitting beside [Reader] Who took of their headphones but didn't look at him before answering.
"...hey"
"You okay?" Scott asked still watching them who just shrugged.
"....i dunno" [Reader] was silent watching the lake for a bit.
"...Scott?" They finally spoke out loud glancing over at Scott.
"Hm?"
:....do you think I'm weird?" [Reader] finally blurted out to Scott who just looked at them blankly for a bit.
"....well your a mutant so..." [Reader] sighed.
"No I mean like....weird weird"
"Well then you'd have to define weird more" [Reader] scoffed.
"..forget it" they mumbled putting there headphones back on. They sat in silence some more until Scott simply bumped there shoulder. [Reader] glanced back at Scott taking one headphone off.
"....you know a lot of people thought Jean was weird" He started. [Reader] raised an eyebrow.
"...and your point?"
"...I like being around weird people..."
"So you do think I'm weird?"
"Uhm-" [Reader] finally laughed a bit causing Scott to smile.
"...thanks Scott"
"For what?" [Reader] bumped their shoulder against Scott's now.
"Being here." Scott finally smiled.
"No problem."
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[Reader] laid down on their stomach flipping the page of their book chin resting on yhe palm of their hand. They read for a bit then looked up at Scott who was sitting with his back leaning against a book shelf.
"....you know" [Reader] started. Scott looked over at them. "We need to make up a name for these study session"
"....we do?"
"Duh!" [Reader] exclaimed crossing their arms and resting their chin still looking up at Scott.
"...well is it really studying if I'm teaching you everything?"
[Reader] scoffed. "Your not teaching it just....giving the subject....flavor"
"Flavor?"
"Yes."
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"Penny for your thoughts?" Scott asked [Reader] as he sat down next to them.
"I'll give you two nickels to shut up."
"Good to know." Scott quickly left the table.
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*you and Scott both being given an assignment about taking care of a plant and Scott accidentally killing both of them with his laser eyes.*
"...so you want to go buy a plant from the store real quick?" [Reader] asked poking the now desd plants with their foot.
"No!" Scott quickly replied until he looked at his plant "...I'll go steal some keys..."
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"Are you sure this is a good idea??" Scott asked worried adjusting his glasses.
"Absolutely! Now stay still!" [Reader] said aiming up the apple with Scott's head. "Alright! On three!" Scott nodded.
"One"
"Two"
"Three!" [Reader] threw the apple and Scott hit it perfectly causing it to cut in half and land on the ground.
"THAT WAS AWESOME!!!" [Reader] quickly ran to high five Scott. "Let's do it again but with a watermelon!"
The Bowers Gang finding out there girlfriend is bisexual and dated a girl befor them?
The Bowers Gang Finding Out Their Girlfriend Has Dated a Girl Before Them ☻
Asterisks have been added as a trigger-warning next to characters who would react poorly.
Belch Huggins
When you tell him, he'd probably, uh... be confused.
Listen, nobody in ultra-conservative Derry really gets proper sex ed, and it's the '80s. Belch always assumed you were either gay or straight. He didn't know there was any sort of in-between.
You would probably have to explain to him a couple times that it is, in fact, possible to like both boys and girls/men and women.
He'd be insecure about it at first and constantly be worrying about "measuring up" to your ex-girlfriend. He feels that way with ex-boyfriends, too, but since girls are so... different, he'd feel like he really has to up his ante and prove himself.
Would ask for reassurance (E.G. "am I doing this right?" every three minutes during sex), but eventually chill.
Ally score: 6/10, because he's trying.
Henry Bowers*
Torn in-between being insecure and turned on.
Henry is mega homophobic, but he also is one of those guys who think girls kissing is hot, and he'd get a hate boner whenever he thought about you and your ex-girlfriend together.
When you tell him, he'd just stare at you and extend a silence for so long you think he's either going to break up with you or hit you.
Eventually, he just says "...OK" and stews in rage over it.
He'd never be fully comfortable with it, but he'd be able to forget about it until an argument. Speaking of arguments, he would get pretty nasty about your sexuality, and probably throw some slurs around for the dramatics.
Ally score: 1/10. Maybe 3/10 by Henry Bigot Bowers standards.
Patrick Hockstetter*
Doesn't really care. He's bisexual as well, so, I mean... like, yeah, cool.
However, since he's Patrick, he'd fetishize you constantly. He'd pester you about details in your past relationships, try to get you to do threesomes, point at random girls and ask if you think they're fuckable, etc.
If you're closeted (which is most common in canon-time, considering Derry's ruthless towards anyone "different"), he would make it hell for you — saying he and everyone else could always tell, dropping hints and/or borderline telling the guys, calling you out for "checking chicks out" in public when you're literally not, etc.
Ally score: -100/10.
Victor Criss
Doesn't really care, and doesn't fetishize you for it like Patrick. Honestly, he'd be really happy that you told him in the first place, since he knows how brutal Derry is to the LGBT community and anyone else who's "different".
Honestly, he wouldn't even really think about it once a week passes after you tell him (once that "yay, she trusts me" glow goes away, though he'd still subconsciously be grateful for your trust in him).
Might curiously ask you questions about your sexuality, because he's questioned his from time-to-time; while he's straight, he has some healthy introspection, and doesn't hold values towards the LGBT community that were typical during the time.
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• He pretends he doesn’t care about seasons, but autumn is the only time he actually allows himself small softnesses.
• Your “date” isn’t a normal date — it’s him inviting you to walk with him at dusk around the city, mask off, face cold, shoulders tense until you warm your hand inside his coat pocket.
• When you try to pull your hand from his coat pocket, he tightens his grip slightly.
“Leave it there. I like feeling you close.”
• He buys roasted chestnuts from a street vendor and quietly throws half the bag into your hands because “you never eat enough.”
• There’s something intimate about him stopping you under a streetlamp to brush fallen leaves out of your hair — thumb lingering against your cheek longer than necessary.
• While brushing leaves from your hair, his thumbs trail too slowly along your jaw.
“Careful… don’t look at me like that unless you want me to kiss you right here on the street.”
• When you shiver, he gives you his gloves without a word, pretending he wasn’t cold to begin with.
• He leans in when you shiver, voice low behind your ear.
“If you wanted warmth, you should’ve just told me. I’d hold you till you forget the cold.”
• At the end of the night, he’ll walk you home and stand on your doorstep longer than he should, as if he can’t quite bring himself to say goodbye to the warmth you give him.
Omigoshh! Idk if your reqs are open srry i dont see any indicator :sob:
Im a Jouno Saigiku yumeshipper and i was wondering if I could get headcanons of SFW Jouno x fem! Hunting dogs reader thats a masochistic (not in a freaky way), bubbly, girly and confident gal ?
Feel free to decline! 😼✌
She laughs like God, her mind's like a diamond.
Jouno x gn! Reader, sfw headcanons
→ A/N: thank you for the ask anon!! , first time writing headcanons rather than a fanfic huhu(｡ᵕ ◞ _◟) i wasn't sure how to interpret to masochism part, so I leaned into reader just having a high pain tolerance... And more of the other traits. Also jouno might be ooc, I've never written for him before.
• Jouno, who secretly admires how confidently you walk into every room as if you already belong there.
God, what a refresher you were. Most other government officials were always arrogant, never actually confident. How lucky he was to be yours.
• Jouno, who instinctively steps between you and genuine danger, no matter how capable you are.
He knows you can handle it, but still doesn't like the thought of it. You weren't some damsel in distress, yes, but he would rather you be safe.
• Jouno, who claims you're too loud yet always notices the moment your voice disappears.
He always searches for your voice when you're quieter than he likes. He never meant it really, you were never annoying to him. He may not like noise all the time, but he'll never get sick of your voice.
• Jouno, who finds your little excited voice and happy humming oddly endearing, though he'd never admit it.
If he had to only hear your voice for the rest of his life, he'd agree without hesitation. Not like he'd pay attention to anyone else, anyway.
• Jouno, who rolls his eyes every time you proudly announce "It's just a scratch."
He'd sigh before eventually taking you to the infirmary. Can't have the love of his life dying on him from infection now, could he? It was obviously not just a scratch. Needed at least 5 stitches.
• Jouno, who thinks your optimism is... surprisingly refreshing.
He would usually be irritated, but the charm you had was.. somewhat addicting..and nice. However, he never admits it and often complains.
• Jouno, who lets you ramble for hours, pretending he's only tolerating it while never once asking you to stop.
if anything, he's perfectly content like this. He's been listening to you intently for hours now.
• Jouno, who has grown so used to your bubbly greetings that silence feels strangely empty without them.
He always liked the silence, it's a shock to him aswell. Go on though, he loves your voice in every way.
• Jouno, who clicks his tongue every time you laugh after getting injured.
Again, he knows you can handle it, even enjoy (?) it. He still doesn't like the thought of you hurt.
Extra!
• Jouno, who finds a way your caress your face with the excuse of it being "he forgot how you looked". He just wanted to touch you and "see" how you looked again. If he wasn't blind, you'd be the only person he'd want to look at all day. You'll forever be his muse<3
