💞 Platonic!Yandere Valentino Headcanons
I’m?? Not quite sure what possessed me to make these ones???? I was just thinking of random characters I could make headcanons for and he popped into my mind, I’m not particularly into Hazbin but I have seen the show and I LOVED Val so! (~650 words)
Also completely off topic but I wish there was a Moth emoji for this one so badly (there SHOCKINGLY isn’t one.)
💞 He has no chill, even though it’s not supposed to be sexual with you he'd still get you to call him "daddy".
💞 Val likes to call you "Lovebug" as a petname! Oh and of course, he also uses the classic "darling~"!
💞 He does have a soft spot for you but he can be still a little strict at times, although he’ll usually say all his rules are "for your own safety" even though a lot of them don’t seem to be safety precautions. Usually when he scolds you he tends to slip into his more Spanish accent quite a bit, unclear wether that’s intentional or not.
💞 Once he let you wear his glasses and thought it was too cute to take them away from you, he spent the rest of the day with jackshit vision because he didn’t have the heart to ask for them back.
💞 Thinks giving you rohypnol is an acceptable way to subdue you if you’re struggling from him too much. At least he’d try to hide it in something yummy like an extravagant sundae!
💞 If you’re a particularly rowdy kid you would probably find yourself being drugged quite often… Most of that time being under influence would just be spent cuddled up to him on his lap and not much more, he just wants you to sit and be pretty.
💞 Maybe getting Vox to hypnotise you if you start catching onto the whole drugging thing and refusing to eat the food he gives you because of it.
💞 His antennae do the little twitch/flappy thing when he hears your voice
💞 Texts you CONSTANTLY whenever you’re not in the same room, the point where it’s started effecting his work cuz he won’t get off his damn phone! Also he made sure you made his name in your phone something along the lines of "father"
💞 The wings are NOT for cuddling! It would take a bit of convincing for him to let you wrap yourself up into his wings, he’s worried about you messing up his fluff!
💞 He doesn’t let you into his room, ever. He actually makes quite the effort to keep you away from his work and sheltered from anything sexual, and well, since most of the shit that goes down in the tower is sexual in nature it’s rare that you’re even allowed to leave your own room at all.
💞 The sheets he gave you for your bedding are really fucking weird fabric textures, like velvety or textured silk. He likes the way it shines, if you don’t like the feel of it well then. Too bad. You have to deal with it!
💞 Cares a lot about how you look, would try to get you to wear lots of little fancy clothes or stuff that he thinks would look "cute" on you.
💞 Would take you out shopping (possibly with Vox?) and lets you spend as much as you could possibly want on random shit because he for SOME reason keeps trying to come up with any excuse possible to write every item off as a business expense. It’s all on the company card.
He would still do all this even if you don’t want anything, like pointing at a random toy and being all "you really don’t think you need this? I think it would perfect for you! Trust me, you want it." and then buying it for you anyways even if you protest.
💞 On the rare occasions that you are out together he always makes sure to have a hand on you, probably one of his lower hands on your head given his height. He makes sure to always hold you close so he can cover your eyes if anything violent or sexual in nature happens to take place around you guys (because you’re in hell after all!)
💞 If you can’t draw already he’d try to teach you!!!! If you already do he’d honestly be a little upset, because he REALLY wanted to teach you how to draw lol…
