Jan 31
Dante: Hey, you love me, right?
You: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
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Dante: Hey, you love me, right?
You: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
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Yuu: Things could be worse, you know! Jack: How? Yuu: How what? Jack: How could they be worse? Yuu: They couldn't, I lied Jack: ...
Lucius: How was the honeymoon?
Stede: Ed got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
Stede: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.
Stede: I love him.
(In college, following a protest gone wrong)
Lucas: *in a holding cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Elizabeth: *also in the cell* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
Eli: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life. Melissa: Please never become a surgeon.
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Ophelia: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Horatio: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Ophelia: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Hamlet: Edible.
Romeo: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Mercutio: The car takes a screenshot.
Benvolio: For the last time, get the fuck out.
Monty: I’m going to take you out.
Bonnie: Great, it’s a date!
Monty: I meant that as a threat–
Bonnie: Meet me in my bowling alley at five!