#halfborn

Alex : you know other men??

I mean Mango Cheese*.

Anyway somethings before I start.

SPOILERS.

Some of those stuff is related to headcanons that you can find in my post about Alex Fierro and Chaves\El chavo del ocho and PJO/HOO AU- part 4.

Also since Alex don’t like the pronouns they/them being used with her and most of the time she feels like a girl, I’ll be using she/her to refer to her. If you are genderfluid/nonbinary and you have a problem with that please let me know.

Samirah is the only one that knows Alex watches El chavo del ocho and Chapulim Colorado.

Because, I mean, the shows are funny, but really ridiculous.

Heart and Otis go to the same therapist.

Everyone on floor 19 learns know to speak sing language.

Heart is more expressive since facial expression is an important part of sign language.

TJ is somewhere in the aroace spectrum.

Sometimes Alex calls Magnus Usopp, because they both are always afraid and like to scream (I’m on ep 130 btw).

Nami is Alex favorite character. She can relate to her, I mean she also needs to deal with brainless guys.

Magnus knows how to cook quite well.

Alex makes TJ a otaku (I would love to say what animes they like, but I only watched Pokemon, The promised neverland, One Piece, A silent voice, and some movies from Studio Ghibli).

They both start taking a Japanese class.

Magnus loves Studio Ghibli, he will simp about it whenever he can.

Alex thinks it is cute, but she doesn’t say a word.

Alex and Magnus go camping together.

Samirah does not take her hijab off in Vahalla.

Her nickname is not Sam.

Halfborn is the kind of guy who says “interisting” facts all the time. He likes specially to talk about disgusting themes. 

The more comfortable Alex feels around the floor 19 more she speaks Spanish.

She is not fluent, but she wishes she was.

Halfborn and Mallory tease Magnus because he cannot draw.

Halfborn doesn’t speak Irish, so when Mallory is mad at him she speaks Irish so he cannot understand what she is saying.

Jack doesn’t like when Alex and TJ starts singing Anime openings/endings in Japanese because he cannot understand.

When Magnus wants to talk about books with Alex, she intetionally only talks about the hispanic ones that she knows are not translated to English.

No one knows but Alex and Mallory watch Mexican soap operas together.

That is it, I hope you liked it! 

(@luminouswolf99 thanks for answering me!)

Best regards,

Me.

nico

go to therapy

will

you're sweet and toa is probably your favourite series

piper

you're feeling very vindicated at the ending of tower of nero

magnus

hows your mommy issues?

alex

your mommy issues should be discussed in therapy. also you cope by dying your hair

mallory

you're repressed as fuck but will stab a bitch

gunilla

hows that crush on she ra going?

clarisse

im in love with you and you're in love with your best friend

bianca

running off with a pack of eternally young women isn't a valid career choice I'm afraid

shel

you're begging for more than five seconds of canon content and >100 fics

lavinia

i want to be you so bad. you're probably neurodivergent and what teachers like to call a "problem child". iconic

emmie

you like milfs who will kick your ass

jo

you like milfs too but less celebrity ones and people's actual mothers. you also probably crushed on lin beifong or kya ii at one point

leo

therapy.

jason

gifted child right here

t.j.

formerly star child but now you like video games and guns a little too much

halfborn

you're somehow gay and homophobic

blitzen

fashion design? mommy issues? failing to meet your parents expectations? you say: all of the above, please

hearthstone

i hope your relationship with your parents is better than his

sadie

you cope with hair dye and beating up people

percy

you're probably at least a little repressed

rachel

art hoe

reyna

daddy issues incoming

thalia

you had an emo phase at some point. valid

hylla

olderst sister energy. or you want to get stomped on. or both

kinzie

simp

drew

homophobic bully who is secretly gay. jk you just want feminine characters who aren't bitches

meg

feral. i love you

apollo

Alex : Hi

Magnus : Hi?

Alex : Hi??

Hearth: *in sign* What are they doing?

hearthstone: constant anxiety

halfborn: denial

alex: perfection

magnus: boston

headcanon

- Okay but Alex definitely would be in YUNGBLUD

- I can totally see this  

- Like, she/he would scream all his songs not caring how late it is

- *confused Maggie noises* “I want to sleep, Alex”

- “'CAUSE PARENTS AIN´T ALWAYS RIGHT”

- Maggie could do absolutely NOTHING so he´d probably be the small cute cinnamon roll he is and would just try to ignore it

- Parents would be Alex´ favorite song

- Whenever he/she would be mad at her dad or Loki or basically anyone in the whole world, she/he would sing it

- So she/he would sing it *inhales* very, very, very, very, very, very, very often

- *confused Maggie noises*

- Alex would also dress up as YUNGBLUD

- She/he would love those outfits with his/her whole heart

- Of course they´d be in pink and green because it´s Alex Fierro duh

- Maggie would be like “oh no, here it goes again”

- Blitzen and Hearthstone would be very confused

- Like really confused

- *confused Blitzen and Hearthstone noises*

- but then they would remember that it´s Alex and they´d be like “oh yeah, why are we even surprised?”

- Mak would laugh her ass off because Halfborn would like those outfits and the music

- Then she´d try to kill him

- *confused Halfborn noises*

- TJ would not really like YUNGBLUD  

- “military marches are better, believe it, my friend”

- But he´d be okay with it because YUNGBLUD is british

- Also Alex would secretly listen to Nirvana because Kurt Cobain looks like Maggie and he/she has a crush on him

- And when Maggie would find out, he´d be like “wait, you like Nirvana? I love them”