Content Warnings: Grimm's dirty thoughts. Sex talk.
Gender Neutral
So @rememberwren and I were talking about how Johnny would literally never shut up in bed (especially if you were on top), and it got me thinking about the Call of Duty Characters in bed. Who would be loud? Who'd be quiet? What do they do when they cum? What kind of dirty talk would they like, etc?
Hey, I had a long day at work and came home to daydream about men grunting in my ear.
As we all know Soap is likely the loudest. Moans, gasps, and groans escape his lips and he doesn't even try to hide it. The man could probably have a side job of making erotic whimpering audios if he got his act together. Get him riled up enough and he won't shut up either, a constant stream of either dirty talk or begging in your ear. He can be an absolute Banshee when he cums.
I think Gaz would be the next loudest in bed. He's not a chatterbox like Soap but he enjoys talking to his partner during the sex. He enjoys praising his partner and talking you through it, but if you ask him for a little degradation he'll play into it. He grunts into your ear when he cums but if you've played your cards right you might get a whine as well.
I wanted to include Nikolai in this one. I think the pilot would be pretty chatty during sex, but not overly so. He enjoys a little bit of dirty talk and jesting back and forth. A big believer that sex should be fun, likes to make his partner laugh and smile. But when he gets worked up I can see him getting louder, especially when he cums. He has a habit of growling in your ear when he finishes.
Price is quite in the middle of the road with how loud he is. He's a grunter for sure. Not super talkative but will watch his partner and speak up if he thinks they need his words. He mumbles to himself a lot though, sometimes you can make out a 'so fuckin' perfect' or 'god you feel good'. Only gets particularly loud when he cums, grunting loudly and swearing.
I think Laswell is fairly quiet in bed. She spends her day shouting around and giving orders. Honestly when she's fooling around she just wants to relax and get a little bit of softness. She will talk to her partner, a constant soft whisper in their ear. Never raises her voice and prefers to murmur things out. Only getting slightly louder when she cums, she has to be coaxed into being louder.
Admittedly I do think Ghost is the quietest, especially to start out with. A few loud grunts, especially when he cums. But other than that he's fairly quiet during sex aside from his heavy breathing. He'll speak up if he needs you to move positions or if he's checking on you of course. But other than that he rarely dirty-talks you. Although once he gets more comfortable with a partner I can see him getting more into it.