#dating killmulator

You're not stupid, you pick up on clues.

Are those clues left there on purpose or accident? You don't know, and to be honest you don't really care.

You notice the looks, the lingering touches the words that are much more intimate than they should be, the gestures that are more than a friend being nice, you see, hear and know all of it and just becouse you don't say it out loud it doesn't mean that you don't know it.

Maybe they know maybe they don't, perhaps you come off as someone who can't see the obvious, perhaps they know but decided to elongate it till you say it.

Oh, did you maybe think this was about one dude who's into you? Nah man, this is about 3 dudes being into you.

A theater kid, a posh boy and a pale dude.

What a line up, you really are collecting them like pokemons.

Those three have a thing for you, and they probably have a thing for each other.

How does one go on about this? Sure, you can go with the normal path of choosing the one most to your taste, but why would you do that? Why not all three?

You're greedy indeed, but who could blame you? When the world gives you such an offer you accept it with open arms, it would be rude to deny it after all.

And now you're here, in class, not even bothering to pretend like you're listening to whatever schizo rant Cain is on about, something about how pigeons don't work for the government but golden retrievers work for them, you don't even wanna know.

All you could think about is what to do, you can't play dumb forever, day by day they make their interest in you more and more obvious and it will get to a point where one of them will ask you out, and what are you gonna say? "I like you too but I also like the other two so let's all go on a date" sure buddy whatever you say.

Now all you need is a plan, you Should- Shit class is over, the bell scared the shit out of you, anyways what were you thinking agai- "MC, stay, I need to talk to you"

Fuck

"yeah? Everything alright?"

"you seemed a bit distracted during class, care to share why?"

Let's see how good are you at lying or changing the topic

"You're talking like Florian, you don't need to talk to me like that, there's no one here"

The second you said he talks like Florian Cains face went into a state of pure, as one would call it, professional disgust.

"I will give u a faling grade purely couse of that comment"

You look at him, shocked.

"You wouldn't do that"

"wanna bet on it?"

"..."

"that's what I thought"

It was an awkward silance between the two of you for a good 10 seconds before Abel just popped up out of nowhere asking if the two of you are planing to come to lunch.

Lunch went fairly normal, Abel making dumb jokes, Cain trying his best not to laugh at how stupid the jokes are and Florian just exsisting.

You didn't really engade in any of the conversations, the only thought in your mind was "how to score 3 bad bitches into my harem while two of them have a yaoi side plot and the third one joins the yaoi side plot" really important stuff I tell ya.

Perhaps asking them straight up is the best way to go about it, but how does one do it?

Do you ask all three of them at once? One by one? Or maybe- "MC you good?" Abels voice made you jump a a bit, his sudden question cought you off guard.

"oh, uh yeah am fine I just have some things on my mind"

Cain looked like he got enlightened for a second.

"oh yeah, that reminds me, you never acctualy answerd my question"

Shit, he rememberd.

"MC, if something is wrong you can talk to me about it, I'am your psychologist after all."

Abel snapped his head tworwards Florian, looking offended.

"OH please, Florian no offense but you're not the best psychologist out there, i think, no, I know that i can offer much batter advice"

Cain just looks annoyed at this point as turns his attention away from those two and directed it back to you.

"so care to share?"

Florian stops paying attention to whatever comment Abel was giving out and Abel stopped commenting, now all threes attention is on you.

If you don't say it, they will search on their own and you can't even lie, couse goddammit Abel is like a walking lie director, it takes one to know one i guess.

"well, it's just I need to do something but I don't know how to go about it and the longer I put it on hold the harder it is to ignore"

They look interested in it, you know they will ask questions but better to lay it out very vuage than go into details, perhaps they will have less questions.

"sooo like what, do you need to pay your taxes and you just not been doing it or..?"

Abel asks, you know he's not serious and just trying to light up the mood.

"what? No"

"did you not take your pills and the voices are getting louder"

"I don't take pills, Florian, out of all people you should know that"

"you don't take pills? That explains so many things"

You just stare at Cain, not knowing if he was insulting you or joking.

"alright... Well y'all will find out soon enough"

That seemed to intrigue them even more.

"in a way that you will tell us what's up or we are a part of whatever is on your mind?"

Abel asks you with a tone that makes it seem like he already knows whats on your mind, fucking theater kid.

"i guess you'll have to wait and see"

Welp after lunch you had time to think about it, how would they react to you asking them?

You were mostly afraid of Florians response, Abel is probably gonna say yes and as for Cain he'd probably also be down for it.

I mean have you seen the yaoi potential beetwen him and Abel?

And as for the near past the yaoi he has with Florian?

Abel aswell has a lot of potential for Florian love plot, i mean he does love to tease him and they seem to get along.

Oh well you have plenty of time to think about it at home.

Life really doesn't seem to like you now does it?

It's 2am and you have to wake up at the asscrack of dawn for university, this is taking a bigger tool on you than you thought but you know what? Fuck it, you live once.

So with your half awake mind you send each of them a text to meet you after classes at a secluded part of uni, after the texts were sent you just turned off your phone and decided to deal with the consequences later on.

The sun came way too early for your taste, time to deal with your actions.

It was kind of amusing to watch them freak out about the text.

Can you blame them tho? Nothing good ever comes out of a text sent at 2am.

You just reassured them that everything is alright and you'll talk to them after uni.

Time skip bro, I ain't writing a loffer episode man

Shit, standing here infront of them, it seems unreal, oh well time to put you big pants on and face it, this can't go on forever.

And with a deep breath you begin speaking

"alright, contrary to popular belief I am not oblivious, I see that all of you have a thing for me and-"

Abel speaks up at that.

"WHAT, so you want to tell me all of this time you knew??? Well shit-"

"Abel, let them Finnish"

And at Florians words Abel shuts up.

"well, yeah, I did, I just didn't know how to approach it and by each day y'all have made it more and more obvious and i know i can't play dumb forever but.."

You didn't Finnish your sentence, you didn't know how to.

".... But?"

Cain asked.

"well, uh, I'd it bad that I kind of.... Yknow..."

Shit this is awkward.

"... Like all three of you"

And as expected, the awards silance returns until Cain speaks.

"well damn, that's the last thing I expected to hear"

"yeah same, I mean all three of us? Damn what a way to put me on the same level as these two idiots"

Florian just remained silent.

"uh, I'd like to try, yknow, like a..... Relationship with uh all three of you..."

Not even a second later Abel just agrees.

"y'know what? I am down, Cain has the waist, Florian has the ass and you have the personality, I'am all in, no shame, "

"I... I'am acctualy willing to find out where this would go"

And the last one to say something is Florian.

"Florian listen, you don't have to if you don't want to, I know that this is an awkward situation and-"

"no no, I think this could work out, thses two are not that bad"

Shit you're so happy this didn't end badly.

"hell yeah we are like meant for each other, since all of us are a little deranged"

Cain adds

"a match made in haven"

Florian corrects him

"more like match made in hell"

This is gonna be an interesting relationship

A/N

Amma be honest i did not know what to write for the end .

This took way too much to write