imagine superbat but as a square though.
superman + batman: seen fighting together when it comes to big international or intergalactic battles and stuff. once spotted eating together on a roof in like new York or something. so many moodboards made about it. the twitter jokes are insane that week (my dream date jokes. mama i papa jokes. calling gothimites and Metropltians step siblings. talking about a third superhero being the babysitter on date nights, ect.)
Clark Kent + Bruce Wayne: Spotted together at fancy events. Bruce always gives Clark "the exclusive" and always singles him out as the first reporter to talk to. Brucie wane flirts HARD with the Smallville, us reporter never NOT making him blush red like a tomato. Instant cult classic for the Bruce wane Stan twitter accounts. so much "omg Clark how does it feel to live MY DREAM" material. pepole joking that journalism is booming becuse of the Bruce Wane/ Clark Kent shipping. and of course rpf discourse outlines the whole thing (like it always does) becuse like. pepole keep showing up outside of the daily planet offices trying to hand Clark wayyyyyyy too NSFW artwork of him and bruce in the middle of the day. and bruce has to shut down his public email account (his BUSINESS ACCOUNT) becuse if the ammount if ao3 and tumblr links being sent to him
Batman + Clark Kent: at one point Clark gets held hostage at like a bank robbery or something as CLARK KENT and he can't manage to slip away to go become superman and so he's kinda just stuck watching it go down and even though they're in metropolis, they are like 0.1 miles from Gotham and so batman (begrudgingly) shows up to stop the bank robbery after like. 2 hours when it's clear superman isn't showing up. and after he's taken care of the crooks, batman is photographed talking to/standing realy close to Clark Kent! maybe batman even has like, his hand on Clark's shoulder or something. and INSTANTLY the internet bursts into flame, the photo going viral over and over again. pepole are joking about superman getting jealous of Clark kent becuse batman is HIS MAN, pepole joking about Clark cheating on Bruce Wane with batman, oh my god the shipping discourse. one tweet goes viral and it says something like "born to be held by batman and bruce wane in the same lifetime, forced to live in virgina instead of gotham" and pepole EAT THAT SHIT UP. oh my god the shear ammount of Pinterest boards and tumblr collages with that one photo in it.
Superman + Bruce Wayne: Superman makes a surprise appearance at one of brucie's charity events that's being live streamed and stops some criminals who are about to try and like. shoot up the event or something. And so bruce invites him up on the stage, and starts flirting seamlessly (becuse of course he does) and at one point he says something that makes superman throw his head back and LAUGH. and then the entirety of the gala is laughing and bruce says something like "Oh, wait till twitter sees this!!" and bats his eyelashes. boom. mega-viral molment. pepole all over the bruce wane stan accounts starts posting that one spongebob gif where he's burning everything in panic (you know the one). of course, waves of RPF fanfiction is coming in waves. pepole start shipping batman/superman/Clark kent/ bruce wane in one big harem at this point, the tag is trending EVERYWHERE. pepole are going NUTS about it.
Bonus: One Gothamite twitter user tweets "You know maybe Clark Kent isn't cheating on Bruce with batman. maybe bruce IS batman" as like. you know, a JOKE. it's taken down within thirty seconds of the post being up (becuse of course bruce has systems scaning the internet for that sort of thing) and nobody will ever belive them, but that one Gotham city twitter user KNOWS that bruce is batman and trying to hide it LMAOOO
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