Gothamite trying to get by

just all of them

and that includes the ones not listed

tbh it's a small headcanon and I do it cause I think it's funny

deadass imagine they have like a groupchat or somethin'

Jason: well I’m not giving him mouth to mouth

Tim: well I don’t wanna fucking do it either.

They stare for a solid 3 seconds before both raising their fist

Rock paper scissors shoot!

Jason: FUCK!

Tim: aww Jason, always with the rock.

Jason: shut up. Isn’t there some song you’re supposed to do?

Tim: you mean you wanna sing ‘staying alive’?

Jason: nah Nevermind, I got this.

Jason: *proceeds to crack Joker’s ribs on the first chest compression*

Jason: well shucks, he wasn’t gonna make it anyway, who cares. We did our best.

Tim: yea, definitely our best. Let’s go home.

Jason scratches at the J on his cheek, while Tim rubs at the faded scars beside his mouth on each side.

Both feeling like the scars were a little less aching this time.

~~~~

Dick: *Storms into the manor the second they’re home, hysterically laughing*

Dick: Bing bong the bitch is dead

Bruce simply sighs, stands up and claps them both on the shoulder when walking off to the cave. It’ll probably be noisy for a while. But as long as the two didn’t get hurt on the mission who cares.

This is the most important line in the movie. I'm 100% serious. It tells you everything you need to know about Lex Luthor's character. It shows the audience that, despite being almost omnicognizant from the get-go, Luthor clearly has no fucking idea who Superman is, only what he does.

I've never seen anyone go from All-Knowing Evil to Absolute Fucking Loser so fast. In fifteen words he went from unstoppable criminal powerhouse to flailing manchild moron. He gave his Evil Dictator demonstration and then turned around, dropped his pants and showed his entire ass. He proclaimed his manifesto of unrelenting ego, turned around, slipped on a banana peel and landed on a whoopie cushion.

And he was so mired in his own sense of superiority that he never even knew it.