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Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Tracy, Anathema, Newt, Adam (Young), misc characters 11 chapters; 55,293 words. ~ After narrowly escaping execution, Aziraphale and Crowley want to fly under the radar for a while. Worried that performing miracles will reveal their location to their former bosses, they relocate to the country and stop using their powers. Meanwhile, Aziraphale is ready to start moving faster… and Crowley has a secret. Can he keep Aziraphale from realizing what's changed while juggling moving trucks, furniture assembly, inquisitive mediums, attacks of Feng Shui, and the mortifying ordeal of grocery shopping? ~ Warning: illustrated, nsfw, alcohol, food, mention of death/murder/various tragedy, arguing/fighting, otc pain meds, trying to hide a disability and related negative self-image, (almost) car crash, choking, smoking (cigarettes) and quitting, magical mental and physical influence, comparing adult humans to children when it comes to immortality and sex, (brief!) vomit/flaying/brutal biblical stories/cancer mentions

Good Omens: Pepper, Crowley, Ms. Device (Anathema), Brian, Aziraphale, Marcus (OC), misc characters 5 chapters; 7,691 words. ~ Despite being recognized as a badass by the rest of the Them and most people in her school, there are things that Pepper doesn't deal with very well. Being wrong is one of them. Confronting certain fears is another. It was different at Armageddon, when Pepper and Wensley were afraid too—but this is hers alone. And she's ashamed of it. ~ Warning: footnotes, snakes, fear/panic, mild injury/nosebleed, discussed ableism, threats/fights, brief hypothetical murder, brief mention of racism/broken leg, discussion of magical influences on the mind, animal abuse/feces ~ Podfic Available - collab

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Bentley (a seal), Gabriel 4 chapters; 19,036 words. ~ Aziraphale freezes on his spot. There's a person there. A man with soaked rust-red hair that drifts messily over his shoulders, over his face. Aziraphale blinks into the soft blue of the waves that lick at the man's bare body, because he seems to be unconscious. Not dead. Certainly not dead. The tide pool is shallow enough that it's entirely possible he'll be alright. ~ Warning: additional warnings, illustrated, nsfw, alcohol, blood/injury/first aid, brief thoughts of self harm, heartbreak, nightmares

Good Omens: Newt, Anathema Single chapter; 1,776 words. ~ Newton Pulsifer doesn't have the gift of prophecy. But somehow, he's not surprised when Anathema breaks up with him. ~ Warning: alcohol mention, heartbreak

Good Omens: Crowley/Mr. AJ, Aziraphale/Mr. Fell, Anathema, Tracy, Adam (Young), Pepper, Wensley/dale, Brian, Warlock, Deidre, R.P. Tyler, Stella (OC), misc characters 14 chapters; 53,369 words. ~ Drama teacher Crowley loves directing the Tadfield Community Players' shows—interacting with the rest of the staff at the community center, not so much. So when he meets the new accompanist for this year's musical, he's shocked to find that he might actually like him. Possibly more than like, if he's being honest. Aziraphale is fresh from leaving a long career as a church pianist, and hoping that a new job will get him out of the lonely rut he's found himself in. The attention and kindness of the flashy community theater director are unexpected, but not unwelcome. Far from it. But with a community theater to run, a show to put on, and a disgruntled R.P. Tyler looking for any excuse to get rid of Crowley and his theater program, will they be able to make a relationship work? And, more importantly, can they make sure the show still goes on? ~ Warning: food/wine, unsafe/aggressive teaching methods/environments, brief angry yelling, brief mentions of death/executions/decapitation, a splinter, slightly confusing pov swaps

Good Omens: Crowley/Anthony/Ash, Aziraphale (mentioned), Samule (a mule), Cope (OC/historical figure), Zeke (OC), Lakes (OC), Hallie (OC), Marsh (OC?), misc characters 11 chapters; 64,256 words. ~ Crowley travels abroad to 1877 America to rack up some points with Hell as he can get involved in scientific debates over evolution and set two paleontologists up to be the worst versions of themselves. He’s not actually hurting anyone while doing it either, just making them question things. Crowley’s really good at that. But all alone with nobody familiar around he’s really questioning dinosaurs. What kind of joke is this and why does it seem to be on him? ~ Warning: illustrated, chapter warnings, food, alcohol/substance use, thoughts of death/decomposition, brief memory tampering/choking, body thoughts/dysphoria/dysmorphia, heavy sensory, (brief) mentions of excrements/filth, some bigotry, minor injury/blood magic, occasionally confusing dialogue formatting ~ Note: some of the characters are historical figures (but I am not always sure which)

Good Omens: Anathema, Newt Single chapter; 500 words. ~ Anathema must make a choice - does she want to be a Professional Descendant for the rest of her lives? ~ Warning: minor injury

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Raphael (OC), Adam (Young), Pepper, Wensleydale, Brian, Sabriel (OC), Kushiel (OC), Jophiel (OC), Gabriel, Beelzebub, Dagon, Michael, misc characters 24 chapters; 44,639 words. ~ Seven years after the failed apocalypse the earth keeps turning on its axis. Heaven and Hell are back to a stalemate and it seems like the world will keep spinning for a bit longer. Enter a new faction with an unknown goal and a origin that was lost to the ages. ~ Warning: food/alcohol mentions, loss of children, violence/battle, temporary major character death, minor character deaths, mind and memory tampering, discussion of pregnancy/breeding/(possible incest?), bigotry/inequalities/slavery(?), kidnapping/prison, discussion of genocide, possibly creepy relationship dynamics, (brief) mentions of sex/excrements/torture/throat damage