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Homestuck/Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Sollux, Eridan, Karkat, Jade, Damara, Jake, Feferi, Adam Young, Rose, misc characters 15 chapters; 29,864 words. ~ Crowley and Aziraphale are both saddled with apprentices, which seriously puts a crimp in their style (or lack thereof). Sollux became a demon because of his anger at, of all things, the mistreatment of honeybees. Eridan doesn't believe in angels despite being one himself. Lower Tadfield is now a mecca for witches, and the end is nigh (again). Who's to stop the Woegothics from unleashing Satan upon the world? That's right. A crack team of two angels, two demons, and some kid who likes trashy romance novels. ~ Warning: footnotes, food, (brief!) “slave”/unkind size comments/zombies/smoking (cigarette), possession, captivity, brief mentions of murder/rape/choking/roofies/eating people and babies/non-consensual sterilization, plant yelling, ghosts/death, bees, a lot of jokes about racism/sex/excrement

Nightmare Before Christmas/Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Shadwell, Madame Tracy, Dog, Adam Young, Pepper, Brian, Wensleydale, Sandalphon, Michael, Gabriel, Uriel, Anathema, Newt, Ligur, Hastur misc characters 8 chapters; 53,227 words. ~ Crowley, Halloween Town's (mostly) beloved Pumpkin King, has eyes and heart set on Aziraphale, the soft patchwork man the Angels stitched and magicked into existence. Will this Christmas thing he's stumbled upon be the key to finally getting him out from under those oppressive thumbs? Or does he already have that wood wool heart in his hands? It may take a disaster or two to find out. ~ Warning: (moldy/rotten) food, alcohol use, poison/drugs, slavery, dismemberment (cloth body), vague nsfw mention, source-typical comedic violence and spooky/creepy things, mentions of being eaten and violence/torture, abuse, (brief!) eyes traumas/choking, (brief!) mention of vomit/hallucinating/decapitation/skinning, dead animals, kidnapping, minor character death/murder, some ableist language

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Newt, Madame Tracy, Shadwell, misc characters 3 chapters; 17,282 words. ~ Disgruntled newscaster Anthony Crowley is forced to cover the annual Tadfield Cheese Rolling Festival...again. Only this year he's accompanied by a new producer who he can't seem to get his mind off of even though he's swiftly realizing he has far bigger problems. Namely, the fact that the Tadfield Cheese Rolling Festival refuses to end. ~ Warning: food, alcohol, bodily injury, brief violence and blood, non-consensual kiss, non-graphic discussion of sex, mentions of attempted self harm, multiple (temporary!) main character deaths/multiple methods/described suicides,

Good Omens/Untitled Goose Game: Crowley, Aziraphale, Adam Young, Pepper, Wensleydale, Brian, Anathema, Dippy, misc characters 7 chapters; 19,434 words. ~ When Anthony J. Crowley moves to a pleasant English village, he expects to begin a peaceful life, gardening and minding his own business. He pretends not to notice his new neighbour, some flamboyant toff named Azira-something, who seems to do nothing but eat, and illustrate birds. But there’s a horrible goose on the loose, and it and its friends are causing a disturbing amount of havoc. Stealing shoes, squashing flowers, unlocking gates, tangling hosepipes... and sending Crowley out of the house with no clothes on in the middle of the night to borrow some underpants from the aforementioned neighbour. The entire population of Lower Tadfield is in uproar over these innocent-looking monsters. Something must be done! If Aziraphale and Crowley have to team up to defeat a gaggle of psychotic geese, so be it. And if they happen to like each other more than expected, so be that, too. What good is a peaceful life without a dear friend, anyhow? “What do they need such long necks for anyway?” ~ Warning: illustrated, gifs, food, alcohol use, passing thoughts of terrible things done to moving employees, minor bodily injury, home intrusion, witness protection, animal death mention,

Dr. Who/Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, The Doctor, Rose Single chapter; 3,963 words. ~ “Peas in a pod,” the Doctor hears Crowley say, almost to himself, as Aziraphale sits back down next to him. “That’s what there are always two of.” As she rejoins the Doctor, Rose puts her hand in his again. His whole body sings with relief; bless that angel of a man and whatever he said to her, because she seems, for now, to have forgiven him for his cowardice. Her storm-gray eyes are kind, as they always are; he wonders if he deserves that kindness, as he always does. “Come on,” he says, pulling her close with one hand and pointing up at the sky with another. “It’s almost time.” ~ Warning: (brief!) alcohol, trespassing, unexpected kiss,

Dr. Who/Good Omens: The Doctor, Crowley, Aziraphale Single chapter; 2,047 words. ~ Fresh from the Time War, the Doctor is looking for a little perspective. Crowley and Aziraphale are just trying to have a cosmic picnic. Another take on the possibility he's seen that face before, as well. ~ Warning: alcohol mention, past disaster mention,

Good Omens/D&D: Crowley, Aziraphale, Bentley (dragon), misc characters 8 chapters; 21,336 words. ~ The general consensus among most spellcasters and everyday people among the magic of a basic fantasy setting are that if a creature is designated a “fiend,” they are, in most cases, up to no good and not worth the risk. Of course, the general consensus among most spellcasters and everyday people also agree that a monarch is automatically worthy of being trusted blindly, so most “general consensus” opinions are really worth a grain of salt, depending on who you ask. The truth is that the concept of morality is hardly “clear cut.” Morality alignment is really just another black and white way of sorting people, but just cut up into smaller bits to appease those who thought the whole “either good or evil” concept was shit. ~ Warning: fighting/battle, (temporary) animal death, mentions of past broken bones and falling, (past!) crippling injury, (past!) violent assault, fire, volcanos and explosions,

Good Omens/Dr. Who: Aziraphale, Donna, The Doctor, Crowley, Azza (OC), Zahariel (OC), Malac (OC), misc characters 10 chapters; 28,196 words. ~ It's a fairly ordinary morning at Aziraphale's bookshop when two time-travelling friends stumble back into his life. What should be a fun meet up between four friends turns into something far more sinister when Crowley is kidnapped in broad daylight. Aziraphale, Donna and the Doctor are left racing across space to try and find him before time runs out. ~ Warning: food, kidnapping, illustrated, (brief!) mind control, violence/bodily injury, life-draining, ~ Sequel to The Demons Have the Phonebox