#adventurefr

Good Omens: Crow/Anthony (Crowley), Azra (Aziraphale), Serafina (a horse), Michael (OC?), Gabriel, Hastur, Belz (Beelzebub), Ligur, Dagon, Tracy, Anathema, misc characters 31 chapters; 216,546 words. ~ The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to… ~ Warning: illustrated, sex, food, (sometimes excessive) alcohol, frequent violence/murder, blood/injuries/unconsciousness/serious head wounds, fire, abduction, past! parent death, possible trichotillania trigger, minor character death, various excrements/bodily functions, disgusting/horrible hypotheticals, unsanitary/unsafe settings/pests, abusive family, mentioned decapitation/animal cruelty/insect death, some body/size thoughts/shaming, ableist language, discussion of age differences/arranged marriages/(hypothetical) incest, pressure to have kids, (indirect) ass-to-mouth, plant threatening ~ Podfic Available - SkyAsimaru

Nightmare Before Christmas/Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Shadwell, Madame Tracy, Dog, Adam Young, Pepper, Brian, Wensleydale, Sandalphon, Michael, Gabriel, Uriel, Anathema, Newt, Ligur, Hastur misc characters 8 chapters; 53,227 words. ~ Crowley, Halloween Town's (mostly) beloved Pumpkin King, has eyes and heart set on Aziraphale, the soft patchwork man the Angels stitched and magicked into existence. Will this Christmas thing he's stumbled upon be the key to finally getting him out from under those oppressive thumbs? Or does he already have that wood wool heart in his hands? It may take a disaster or two to find out. ~ Warning: (moldy/rotten) food, alcohol use, poison/drugs, slavery, dismemberment (cloth body), vague nsfw mention, source-typical comedic violence and spooky/creepy things, mentions of being eaten and violence/torture, abuse, (brief!) eyes traumas/choking, (brief!) mention of vomit/hallucinating/decapitation/skinning, dead animals, kidnapping, minor character death/murder, some ableist language

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Joriel/Crowley, God, Zophiel (OC), Adrielle (OC), Yaretzi (OC), misc characters 21 chapters; 98,765 words. ~ In the innocent time before the Fall complicated everything, one shy, studious chronicler and one curious, chaotic starmaker fell in love. They were left with no memory of each other, but the soul remembers what the mind forgets, and their experiences together left them with a unique kind of synesthesia— the emotional state, mannerisms, and voice of one having a paired physical response (smell, taste, or color) in the other. Follow Aziraphale and Crowley from the pre-Fall times to the Apocalypse as these heightened earthly senses continually pull them back together. At first, they meet tentatively under Halley’s Comet, the last thing Crowley created as a starmaker and an excuse to keep returning to one another’s orbit. But over the millennia, their relationship deepens and they find new reasons to seek each other’s company. ~ Warning: non-graphic nsfw, food, alcohol use, heavy sensory descriptions, memory loss/tampering, graphic depictions of plague, character death/child death/grief, other tragedies, (brief!) gore/torture mentions, (brief!) excrement mentions, some thoughts about suicide, mentions of nightmares, time passing ~ Podfic available - Collaboration

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, misc characters 15 chapters; 42,142 words. ~ “Actually, can you do me a favor? No tempting. No sins. Just a way for us to spend some time together while I finish what I need to do.” Aziraphale considered it and then nodded. “Well, I don’t see why not.” “Can you pretend to be my wife?” ----- Or, 9 Times They Get Married + 2 Times It Was Actually Real. ~ Warning: nsfw, food, (sometimes excessive) alcohol use, sexism and harassment, plug-n-play genitals, mention of decapitation, bondage mention,

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, King Arthur, Lord Gilbert, Lancelot, misc characters 4 chapters; 22,484 words. ~ Or: Aziraphale is still a Knight of Camelot, and he needs someone to pretend to be his betrothed. Who better than a demon who's recently quit being a Knight himself and now enjoys wearing gowns over armour? After all, there's no harm in pretending to be in love... Because that's all they're doing, isn't it? Is it? ‘He wants me to marry his sister.’ Crowley choked on his wine, looked up over the rim of the cup, and hacked out a loud laugh that echoed through the cave and into the night. In the distance wolves stopped to listen, confused at not being able to decipher the meaning behind this new howl. ‘It’s not funny!’ Aziraphale protested, though it rather was, in a way, ‘Apparently I look the age of someone who should by all accounts be married. Now they’ve gone and assumed I haven’t been able to find anyone, and they simply won’t take no for an answer!' ~ Warning: death (animal, human), discorporation, (brief!) fart joke, (brief!) vomit, food/alcohol, fake relationships, falls and injury, fighting/battle, (brief!) clown mention,

Good Omens: Crowley, Maya (OC), Kasey (OC), Kami (OC), Reya (OC), Aziraphale 9 chapters; 29,229 words. ~ Written for Ineffable Husbands Week 2019, "Trip" prompt (and also for fun). Crowley gets Summoned by a teenage girls' slumber party. Everyone has far more on their minds than they've wanted to admit, even to their closest friends. Also, pajamas, hair and makeup, manicures. ~ Warning: food, illustrated, vague threats, magic/spells, memories, (brief! unintentional!) mind intrusion, (brief!) choking ~ Related work

Good Omens/Untitled Goose Game: Crowley, Aziraphale, Adam Young, Pepper, Wensleydale, Brian, Anathema, Dippy, misc characters 7 chapters; 19,434 words. ~ When Anthony J. Crowley moves to a pleasant English village, he expects to begin a peaceful life, gardening and minding his own business. He pretends not to notice his new neighbour, some flamboyant toff named Azira-something, who seems to do nothing but eat, and illustrate birds. But there’s a horrible goose on the loose, and it and its friends are causing a disturbing amount of havoc. Stealing shoes, squashing flowers, unlocking gates, tangling hosepipes... and sending Crowley out of the house with no clothes on in the middle of the night to borrow some underpants from the aforementioned neighbour. The entire population of Lower Tadfield is in uproar over these innocent-looking monsters. Something must be done! If Aziraphale and Crowley have to team up to defeat a gaggle of psychotic geese, so be it. And if they happen to like each other more than expected, so be that, too. What good is a peaceful life without a dear friend, anyhow? “What do they need such long necks for anyway?” ~ Warning: illustrated, gifs, food, alcohol use, passing thoughts of terrible things done to moving employees, minor bodily injury, home intrusion, witness protection, animal death mention,

Good Omens: Kralel/Crowley, Aziraphale, Doc (OC), Jose (OC), Gabriel, Hastur, misc characters 24 chapters; 77,338 words. ~ For most of history, since he narrowly avoiding Falling from Heaven with Lucifer, Crowley has been working for the Angelic Corruption Unit. This ended up being far more boring than he hoped it would be, but things change when he is assigned to go undercover on Earth. His mission is to investigate Aziraphale, an infamous angel who has been on Earth since its Creation, and whom Heaven is sure is guilty of corruption or dereliction of duty. He soon discovers that life on Earth is far more complicated than he'd been led to imagine, especially when Aziraphale's demonic counterpart, Hastur, arrives on the scene. ~ Warning: food, alcohol/alcoholism, substance/drug abuse/self-medication, undercover, Falling (capital and lowercase Fs), (brief!) gambling and insect mentions, betrayal, discussion of various deaths, grief and loss, fire, mention of decapitation/wing removal and various other forms of violence, colorful threats, manipulation and twisting, referenced/non-explicit rape/noncon/metaphysical invasion, gore, throat (and maybe eye?) trauma/choking/cut through, “cunt” as a vocal fixation/tic? (unclear), torture/mind games, (brief!) beastiality mention, vomit, several various excrement mentions/humor, bombs, (brief!) skinning mention, suicidal ideation/attempted/encouraged suicide, (brief!) possession, (brief!) rotting teeth/maggots/pus/grotesque descriptions, non-graphic sex mentions, canon-typical attempted execution,