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Homestuck/Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Sollux, Eridan, Karkat, Jade, Damara, Jake, Feferi, Adam Young, Rose, misc characters 15 chapters; 29,864 words. ~ Crowley and Aziraphale are both saddled with apprentices, which seriously puts a crimp in their style (or lack thereof). Sollux became a demon because of his anger at, of all things, the mistreatment of honeybees. Eridan doesn't believe in angels despite being one himself. Lower Tadfield is now a mecca for witches, and the end is nigh (again). Who's to stop the Woegothics from unleashing Satan upon the world? That's right. A crack team of two angels, two demons, and some kid who likes trashy romance novels. ~ Warning: footnotes, food, (brief!) “slave”/unkind size comments/zombies/smoking (cigarette), possession, captivity, brief mentions of murder/rape/choking/roofies/eating people and babies/non-consensual sterilization, plant yelling, ghosts/death, bees, a lot of jokes about racism/sex/excrement

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Anathema, Adam (Young), Warlock, Pepper, Wensleydale, Brian, Gabriel, misc characters 10 chapters; 34,724 words. ~ Prince Aziraphale, the night before he is to enter a loveless marriage, decides to take his fate into his own hands. Nearby, a notorious pirate captain receives a letter. ~ Warning: food, alcohol, (false) child death mention, arranged marriage, weapons and threats, morbid discussion and metaphor, secondary character death, non-graphic vomit, kidnapping, weaponized sexism/misgendering, cuts and scrapes, ambiguous/switching POV, fade-to-black non-graphic sex scene,

Good Omens: Crowley, Warlock, Aziraphale Single chapter: 2,713 words. ~ “Az… Aziraphale?” “Mhm. And the other one?” “Crowley." She made him promise to remember those names. That if he was ever scared, or hurt, or in danger, he would pray to them to come and help. Three years after armegeddon't, Crowley and Aziraphale have left Warlock to have a normal life. But being the son of a diplomat puts a target on his back, and that hasn't changed just because Nanny and Brother Francis aren't around anymore. ~ Warning: kidnapping, (brief!) claustrophobia, bodily injury (broken bones), ~ Warlock’s POV

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale Single chapter; 4,219 words. ~ Aziraphale wears a variety of elaborate outfits through the ages. Crowley can't stop thinking about them for reasons he doesn't understand. Meanwhile, neither of them understands what the marks on their backs mean. Both mysteries turn out to be quite pleasant to investigate. ~ Warning: soul marks, vivid sensory descriptions, rather kinky

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Newt, Madame Tracy, Shadwell, misc characters 3 chapters; 17,282 words. ~ Disgruntled newscaster Anthony Crowley is forced to cover the annual Tadfield Cheese Rolling Festival...again. Only this year he's accompanied by a new producer who he can't seem to get his mind off of even though he's swiftly realizing he has far bigger problems. Namely, the fact that the Tadfield Cheese Rolling Festival refuses to end. ~ Warning: food, alcohol, bodily injury, brief violence and blood, non-consensual kiss, non-graphic discussion of sex, mentions of attempted self harm, multiple (temporary!) main character deaths/multiple methods/described suicides,

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley Single chapter; 5,229 words. ~ There is something exquisite and delicate about the knots and the binding. He glances at the rope, puzzled again. After all, Crowley has tied him up with many things why would he think Aziraphale would object… Oh. He touches his lips, emotion welling up in him. The rope is red. It isn’t meant to bind Aziraphale. ~ Warning: nsfw, food, bondage, flashbacks,

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley Single chapter; 5,237 words. ~ “But my dear, I just can’t believe you never told me that you had joined a musical group. I would have come out to support you— at your gigs!” “First of all, never say ‘gigs’ again. Second of all, not my fault you never noticed when I showed up to dinner with a great big guitar case slung over my shoulder.” (Aziraphale accidentally discovers Crowley’s secret: he was in a band in the 90s. And he wrote a whole album of love songs…) ~ Warning: (brief!) non-graphic sex scene ~ Podfic Available - BiP

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Harriet Dowling 3 chapters; 9,114 words. ~ True names have power. It’s a pity that Aziraphale no longer knows his. ~ Warning: (brief! debatably!) cis-centric language, non-graphic sex, magic and control, names, food/alcohol,