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Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Anathema, Tracy, Newt, misc characters 8 chapters; 36,449 words. ~ Goth beekeeper Crowley starts a new life in the countryside, in a suitably gothic house, with suitably goth furniture, tombstones, and bees. One day Crowley finds a surprise singing to the bees. And Crowley's suitably goth life changes. ~ Warning: illustrated, food/alcohol, insects, (brief!) violent hypotheticals/suicide/murder mentions, (past!) death/injury, unintentional misgendering, harassment/nonconsensual touch/removed sunglasses, plant yelling, implied physical intimacy (non-graphic/fade-to-black), slightly confusing dialogue format

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Good Omens: Crow/Anthony (Crowley), Azra (Aziraphale), Serafina (a horse), Michael (OC?), Gabriel, Hastur, Belz (Beelzebub), Ligur, Dagon, Tracy, Anathema, misc characters 31 chapters; 216,546 words. ~ The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to… ~ Warning: illustrated, sex, food, (sometimes excessive) alcohol, frequent violence/murder, blood/injuries/unconsciousness/serious head wounds, fire, abduction, past! parent death, possible trichotillania trigger, minor character death, various excrements/bodily functions, disgusting/horrible hypotheticals, unsanitary/unsafe settings/pests, abusive family, mentioned decapitation/animal cruelty/insect death, some body/size thoughts/shaming, ableist language, discussion of age differences/arranged marriages/(hypothetical) incest, pressure to have kids, (indirect) ass-to-mouth, plant threatening ~ Podfic Available - SkyAsimaru

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Anathema, Tracy, Sandalphon, Beez, Newt, Hastur, Ligur, Uriel, Dagon, Michael, Gabriel, misc characters 12 chapters; 43,684 words. ~ Anthony J. Crowley, owner of a failing joke-shop, and Aziraphale, bookshop proprietor with an overbearing family, meet as contestants on a blind dating show. They form an instant connection as roommates but soon find themselves at odds as they compete to win the top spot, and the favor of the same lady. ~ Warming: (easily skippable) nsfw, illustrated, food/alcohol, unpleasant metaphors, mentioned abandonment/sexual harassment/animal excrement/urine, abusive/toxic family, manipulative behavior, exceedingly awkward situation, past death mentions, body thoughts/shame, brief violence, fire/arson, brief dream/mention plant harassment, jokes about (potential) prostitution

Nightmare Before Christmas/Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Shadwell, Madame Tracy, Dog, Adam Young, Pepper, Brian, Wensleydale, Sandalphon, Michael, Gabriel, Uriel, Anathema, Newt, Ligur, Hastur misc characters 8 chapters; 53,227 words. ~ Crowley, Halloween Town's (mostly) beloved Pumpkin King, has eyes and heart set on Aziraphale, the soft patchwork man the Angels stitched and magicked into existence. Will this Christmas thing he's stumbled upon be the key to finally getting him out from under those oppressive thumbs? Or does he already have that wood wool heart in his hands? It may take a disaster or two to find out. ~ Warning: (moldy/rotten) food, alcohol use, poison/drugs, slavery, dismemberment (cloth body), vague nsfw mention, source-typical comedic violence and spooky/creepy things, mentions of being eaten and violence/torture, abuse, (brief!) eyes traumas/choking, (brief!) mention of vomit/hallucinating/decapitation/skinning, dead animals, kidnapping, minor character death/murder, some ableist language

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Joriel/Crowley, God, Zophiel (OC), Adrielle (OC), Yaretzi (OC), misc characters 21 chapters; 98,765 words. ~ In the innocent time before the Fall complicated everything, one shy, studious chronicler and one curious, chaotic starmaker fell in love. They were left with no memory of each other, but the soul remembers what the mind forgets, and their experiences together left them with a unique kind of synesthesia— the emotional state, mannerisms, and voice of one having a paired physical response (smell, taste, or color) in the other. Follow Aziraphale and Crowley from the pre-Fall times to the Apocalypse as these heightened earthly senses continually pull them back together. At first, they meet tentatively under Halley’s Comet, the last thing Crowley created as a starmaker and an excuse to keep returning to one another’s orbit. But over the millennia, their relationship deepens and they find new reasons to seek each other’s company. ~ Warning: non-graphic nsfw, food, alcohol use, heavy sensory descriptions, memory loss/tampering, graphic depictions of plague, character death/child death/grief, other tragedies, (brief!) gore/torture mentions, (brief!) excrement mentions, some thoughts about suicide, mentions of nightmares, time passing ~ Podfic available - Collaboration

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Anathema, Adam (Young), Warlock, Pepper, Wensleydale, Brian, Gabriel, misc characters 10 chapters; 34,724 words. ~ Prince Aziraphale, the night before he is to enter a loveless marriage, decides to take his fate into his own hands. Nearby, a notorious pirate captain receives a letter. ~ Warning: food, alcohol, (false) child death mention, arranged marriage, weapons and threats, morbid discussion and metaphor, secondary character death, non-graphic vomit, kidnapping, weaponized sexism/misgendering, cuts and scrapes, ambiguous/switching POV, fade-to-black non-graphic sex scene,