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Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Anathema, Tracy, Newt, misc characters 8 chapters; 36,449 words. ~ Goth beekeeper Crowley starts a new life in the countryside, in a suitably gothic house, with suitably goth furniture, tombstones, and bees. One day Crowley finds a surprise singing to the bees. And Crowley's suitably goth life changes. ~ Warning: illustrated, food/alcohol, insects, (brief!) violent hypotheticals/suicide/murder mentions, (past!) death/injury, unintentional misgendering, harassment/nonconsensual touch/removed sunglasses, plant yelling, implied physical intimacy (non-graphic/fade-to-black), slightly confusing dialogue format

Homestuck/Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Sollux, Eridan, Karkat, Jade, Damara, Jake, Feferi, Adam Young, Rose, misc characters 15 chapters; 29,864 words. ~ Crowley and Aziraphale are both saddled with apprentices, which seriously puts a crimp in their style (or lack thereof). Sollux became a demon because of his anger at, of all things, the mistreatment of honeybees. Eridan doesn't believe in angels despite being one himself. Lower Tadfield is now a mecca for witches, and the end is nigh (again). Who's to stop the Woegothics from unleashing Satan upon the world? That's right. A crack team of two angels, two demons, and some kid who likes trashy romance novels. ~ Warning: footnotes, food, (brief!) “slave”/unkind size comments/zombies/smoking (cigarette), possession, captivity, brief mentions of murder/rape/choking/roofies/eating people and babies/non-consensual sterilization, plant yelling, ghosts/death, bees, a lot of jokes about racism/sex/excrement

Good Omens: Anathema, Crowley, Aziraphale, Newt, Tracy/Margie, Shadwell, Agnes (mentioned) 2 chapters; 12,400 words. ~ Anathema needs assistance with a ritual. Specifically, she needs a demon's explicit assistance. The instructions are very clear. With pictures, even. She does know one demon, kind of. She's not sure if he'll go for it. But it's worth asking, if there's a chance of keeping everyone safe from divine and/or infernal retribution. Isn't it? ~ Warning: nsfw, food, brief alcohol mention, (brief!) mention of flaying/human sacrifice/smoking, some slurs (hoor/whore, hag), metaphysical injury/burns,

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Anathema, Tracy, Sandalphon, Beez, Newt, Hastur, Ligur, Uriel, Dagon, Michael, Gabriel, misc characters 12 chapters; 43,684 words. ~ Anthony J. Crowley, owner of a failing joke-shop, and Aziraphale, bookshop proprietor with an overbearing family, meet as contestants on a blind dating show. They form an instant connection as roommates but soon find themselves at odds as they compete to win the top spot, and the favor of the same lady. ~ Warming: (easily skippable) nsfw, illustrated, food/alcohol, unpleasant metaphors, mentioned abandonment/sexual harassment/animal excrement/urine, abusive/toxic family, manipulative behavior, exceedingly awkward situation, past death mentions, body thoughts/shame, brief violence, fire/arson, brief dream/mention plant harassment, jokes about (potential) prostitution

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, misc characters 7 chapters; 28,129 words. ~ 5+1 Times Crowley Rescued Aziraphale According to the Romantic Tropes of the Era, and One Time Aziraphale Turned It Around on Him (plus Prologue) Let's be real, the Bastille was definitely not the only time Aziraphale "Swooning Maiden" Ziraphale got Anthony "Just Wants to Get to Be the Hero" Crowley to rescue him. Here is an utterly self-indulgent selection of further rescues through the ages, complete with 16th-century literary tropes and everyone involved being a complete dork, because I'm writing the fanfiction I want to see in the world. ~ Warning: broken bones, talk of discorporation/death, jousting/challenges, kidnapping/captivity, (brief! non-fatal) guns, (brief!) heart attack, ~ Deleted Scene

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, misc characters Single chapter; 17,113 words. ~ "Yes, exactly. Retire." Aziraphale reaches for the last remaining tartlet brimming with summer berries. "Somewhere along the south coast, perhaps." Or: Crowley and Aziraphale learn to move in tandem. ~ Warning: (brief!) nsfw, food, alcohol, misunderstandings, discussion of hypothetical murder ~ Podfic Available - triedunture

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Anathema, Adam (Young), Warlock, Pepper, Wensleydale, Brian, Gabriel, misc characters 10 chapters; 34,724 words. ~ Prince Aziraphale, the night before he is to enter a loveless marriage, decides to take his fate into his own hands. Nearby, a notorious pirate captain receives a letter. ~ Warning: food, alcohol, (false) child death mention, arranged marriage, weapons and threats, morbid discussion and metaphor, secondary character death, non-graphic vomit, kidnapping, weaponized sexism/misgendering, cuts and scrapes, ambiguous/switching POV, fade-to-black non-graphic sex scene,

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Amelia (OC), misc characters 4 chapters; 18,097 words. ~ When Heaven assigns Aziraphale a seduction (in not so many words), his attempts at research only serve to disturb him. So when Crowley offers to personalize his learning experience, Aziraphale jumps at the chance, not realizing how quickly he'll get in over his head. Because all that stuff he found disgusting in his research? It turns out it's pretty good when he's doing it with Crowley. ~ Warning: nsfw, consent issues, sex as a learning/teaching experience, rimming and possible cross-contamination, (brief!) vomit mention, sex-repulsion,