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Homestuck/Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Sollux, Eridan, Karkat, Jade, Damara, Jake, Feferi, Adam Young, Rose, misc characters 15 chapters; 29,864 words. ~ Crowley and Aziraphale are both saddled with apprentices, which seriously puts a crimp in their style (or lack thereof). Sollux became a demon because of his anger at, of all things, the mistreatment of honeybees. Eridan doesn't believe in angels despite being one himself. Lower Tadfield is now a mecca for witches, and the end is nigh (again). Who's to stop the Woegothics from unleashing Satan upon the world? That's right. A crack team of two angels, two demons, and some kid who likes trashy romance novels. ~ Warning: footnotes, food, (brief!) “slave”/unkind size comments/zombies/smoking (cigarette), possession, captivity, brief mentions of murder/rape/choking/roofies/eating people and babies/non-consensual sterilization, plant yelling, ghosts/death, bees, a lot of jokes about racism/sex/excrement

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Death, misc characters 14 chapters; 32,391 words. ~ We follow Aziraphale and Crowley throughout time as they check off the 7 sins and inevitably grow closer. ~ Warning: (brief) nsfw, alcohol, death, fire/burns, plague and graphic descriptions of symptoms, depression, pests and bites, rape and rape aftermath, vomit, drugs/intoxicants, disability/chronic pain and related issues/symptoms, collars/chains, flashbacks, self harm, paranoia/panic attack, violence/torture

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Michael, misc characters, 5+ works; 16+ chapters; 139,000+ words. ~ After averting the apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale re-examine their relationship and reach the obvious conclusion: they're retired, they're in love and they're damn well going to enjoy it. Providing, of course, that they can stay out of trouble. ~ Warning: nsfw, animals in unpleasant situations, food (and some “food issues”), alcohol use/alcoholism, negotiations, magic/celestial power, public affection (no sex but they get close), frequent fart jokes and other potty humor), (brief!) cigarette use, death (beheading), accidental voyeurism, unplanned pregnancy/false pregnancy, (somewhat confusing) time jumps, safeword used, rimming, (brief!) fatphobia/body issues, (graphic/frequent) vomit, mild ciscentric language, mild body horror and skin/blemish picking, (brief!) sickness/disease descriptions, (brief!) non consensual mind reading, blood magic

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley Single chapter; 4,667 words. ~ Whoah ~ Warning: nsfw, (pre-negotiated) consensual noncon, roleplay, slapping/spanking, traffic light system (used), dead dove, “slut”, scratches

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale 7 chapters; 35,288 words. ~ That which doesn't kill you can make you really weird in bed, and for a demon like Crowley who can be messily discorporated with no real lasting consequences to himself that line in the sand extends even further. Over the years he deals with the trauma of the Fall and his unrequited love for a certain beautiful angelic bastard in perhaps not the most healthy of ways, but Crowley is very much of the opinion that when the alternative is fucking up your relationship with your best friend forever you get creative, even if that means getting off by letting yourself be discorporated by natural disasters. It's not an ideal situation, but after pining for said best friend for almost as long as the world has existed, trying to work up the courage to confess that he loves him is bad enough, let alone that he would really like it if the angel did some appalling holy things to his decidedly unholy person. It's a dark and stormy night a week or so after the averted End of the World when Aziraphale finds out. ~ Warning: nsfw, food mentions, alcohol, footnotes, illustrated, descriptions of several messy discorporations, death mentions, mentions of storms/drowning/suffocation/hypothetical pedophilia/gaslighting/hair ripped out/suicide/intoxicating substances/flatulence/swallowing someone, unpleasant metaphors, true forms/eyes, Religious Trauma/Falling, subspace/domspace, unnegotiated kink, possessive language, biting/blood, (brief! debatable!) ass-to-vag/mention of rimming, throat damage/choking/blood-in-mouth

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, God Single chapter: 16,061 words. ~ To love is to heal -- that is to say it is messy and inconsistent. Crowley struggles to find closure for past wounds, to yield to the idea that he could be loved as he has loved. It all comes to a head between relentless nightmares about God and an apple tree that won't grow apples. Luckily, Aziraphale is there to catch him should he Fall once more. ~ Warning: nsfw, discussion of food, alcohol mentions, panic/anxiety, vivid dreams/nightmares, many eyes mention, (brief!) cigarette mention, several violent and/or potentially upsetting metaphors (broken bones, flaying, eye trauma), fire, explicit description of Falling and related trauma, bile, mentions of murder/sacrifice/bodies and blood, existential angst and crisis, mistreatment of plants/trauma re-enactment, detailed description of abuse/violence,

Good Omens: Warlock, Nanny (Crowley), Francis (Aziraphale) Single chapter; 3,442 words. ~ “Warlock,” Nanny had said, and cupped his face again, “I want you to promise me something. I want you to promise me something, and it might seem odd, but I need you to do it, okay?” “What?” said Warlock. “Just promise me,” said Nanny. “I promise.” “Good,” she’d said, “Now, if you ever—and I mean ever find yourself in a situation like this again—one that seems scary, or one where any normal person would be in danger—I need you to pray. Pray to Aziraphale or to Crowley to come and get you.” “Who’s that?” asked Warlock. “Just promise me,” insisted Nanny in a voice like iron, “Aziraphale and Crowley. Can you repeat those names?” “Y—yeah. Azif—Aziraphale and Crowley.” "Good boy." ~ Warning: kidnapping, claustrophobia, bodily injury (broken bones), evisceration mention, vomit mention ~ Crowley’s POV

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, misc characters Single chapter; 8,587 words. ~ Aziraphale has plans for him, Crowley knows: why else drag him to a party neither of them want to be at? Why order him to behave himself, only to then turn around and tell him to enjoy himself, try the wine dear boy, it’s splendid— It’s the set up for a fantasy, a line of dominoes ready to fall as Aziraphale sets up the pieces; and the push comes in the form of a-few-too-many drinks, and an angel that refuses to be denied. ~ Fuck ~ Warning: nsfw, alcohol/intoxicants, consensual noncon,