The Order stood, ready to face The Dark Lord and his Death Eaters as the final battle at Hogwarts was soon to begin. The Death Eaters approached before stopping twenty or so feet away and making a row for the Dark Lord to walk through. Lord Voldemort made his way to the front of His loyal Death Eaters with his hood pulled up. The Order held intimidating looks, some glaring and some inpatient. Voldemort finally stepped to the front and slowly pulled down his hood revealing his seventeen year old self. From across the yard you could hear a harsh whisper, “Holy shit! I didn’t know Volddie was this hot, oh, my god, be right back.” Harry Potter, soon to be savior of the light not so silently whispered before clearing his throat and walking confidentiality towards Voldemort who held an amused smirk. Once he got to him he put on his best smile and held out his hand. “Hi! I’m Harry Potter. What’s a fine man like yourself doing in such a wrecked court yard,” he flirted. Most of the Death Eaters gsped while there was many shouts from the Order. “Harry, what the fuck! That’s actually the fucking Dark Lord!” Ron Weasley yelled. Harry abruptly turned and whisper yelled at him. “Shut the fuck up, Ronald! I think I just met the fucking love of my life, jeez!” He turned back around and smiled as if the whole world didn’t just hear him. “Harry! What about us!?” Ginevera ‘Ginny’ Weasley yelled. Harry rolled his eyes and turned back around. “For the last fucking time, Ginny! I’m. Fucking. Gay!” he turned around again and smiled. “Now, where were we?” Voldemort let out a loud laugh before smiling back at Harry making him melt. “Well, I did not expect this… Hello, Harry Potter, I’m Lord Voldemort, but you can call me Tom.” Harry blushed and looked down, playing with his hair. “Hullo, Tom. It’s really nice to meet you.” He genuinely said. “It’s nice to meet you too, Harry. May I call you Harry?” Tom asked. Harry shyly nodded in response. “Harry! Get over here this instant!” Dumbledore yelled. Harry’s head lifted up and their was a crazy look in his eyes that made most of the Death Eaters shiver as it reminded them of Bellatrix. He spun around and tilted his head in an insane matter and lifted his wand. “Avada Kedavra,” he whispered. The green light soared and hit Dumbledore straight in the chest, killing him instantly. “Bye-bye, Dumblebee!” Harry yelled, laughing much like Bella. Tom laughed and grabbed Harry in a hug from behind. “Join me, Harry,” he whispered into Harry’s ear making him let out a small moan. “Yes!” Harry whisper yelled. He kissed Toms cheek before turning back to the Order’s shocked faces and and smiled insanely. “So, who’s joining with me!?” Molly Weasley started yelling and screaming at Harry, which Harry shut up with a killing curse to both her and her husband, knowing that they would never join. Ron was the next to yell out, ending up dead. Finally, Ginny. He sent a stunner at her and levitated her toward his side. Tom looked confused and then looked to Harry. “I want to torture her,” he said simply. Hermione, the rest of the Weasley family, Moony, and Padfoot all left the Orders side and made their way to Harry. They smiled at him before standing behind him. “Anyone else?” Tom called out. They all started shouting at once. The old members of the Order all shot killing curses at them, killing them all instantly. Harry smiled wickedly at the old members and laughed. “That was so much fun! Someone please take Ginny for me, haha, I think I’m going to faint.” With that, he fainted into Tom’s arms. There was silence for a while before Bellatrix, who had been strangely quiet spoke Up. “What the hell just happened?”
