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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Courting Rituals, Tom Riddle has no chill and Harry suffers, Author chose to try her hand at humor because she writes too much Angst, Alternate Universe - College/University, University AU, Crack Treated Seriously, Stalking Summary:

Harry Potter has a problem. His problem is named Tom Marvolo Riddle.

But no one sees Tom's bothering as stalking—because apparently this counts as romantic persistence and not a crime.

Synopsis:

Harry has some weird words on his left wrist. That must be one of those strange things that Aunt Petunia hates so much. But it's okay! He likes them.

Then, it all turns even weirder. Hogwarts, magic, a Headmaster and a Dark Lord await Harry - he would prefer if they all just left him alone, thank you very much.

But when has it ever mattered what Harry wants?

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort Characters: Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Harry Potter Additional Tags: Accidental Baby Acquisition, Enemies to Fathers, Possibly Pre-Slash Summary:

Some things remain the same - Harry goes into a clearing. Harry dies by Voldemort's hand.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Harry Potter/Voldemort Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort Additional Tags: Dimension Travel, Post-Battle of Hogwarts, war bride, peace treaty/political marriage, Harry’s guide on how to summon a better husband Summary:

When part of the wards collapsed and Harry rushed into the ritual room, it was to find his husband was very much dead.

Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Harry Potter/Voldemort Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Neville Longbottom, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley Additional Tags: No Good or Bad People Just Humans, Morally Grey Harry Potter, Boy-Who-Lived Neville Longbottom, Black Family Madness (Harry Potter), Slytherin Harry Potter, Good Friend Ron Weasley, Good Friend Draco Malfoy, Jealousy, Triwizard Tournament (Harry Potter), Flirting, One-sided Neville Longbottom/Harry Potter - Freeform, Don't copy to another site Summary:

“Your date is really pretty; she matches you quite well,” Harry says conversationally, but trying to pry for more details. Harry doesn't remember Tom socializing very much with other students, but Harry also doesn't exactly spend much time outside of his routine of dorm, food, classes, and library.

Tom smirks, and Harry knows he must have made a bad calculation somewhere. “Are those two related statements?”

or--

Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Ginny Weasley Additional Tags: Harry Potter Epilogue Compliant, Apocalypse, Zombie Apocalypse, Implied/Referenced Cannibalism, Dark but things get easier as the undead get less scary, Child Loss, Mystery, Post-Hogwarts, Master of Death Harry Potter, Genre-Typical Warnings, Mutual Pining, Necromancer Harry Potter, Weird Zombies, They have rules, Worldbuilding Summary:

Greece: They turn a corner but Harry doesn't even have time to register what was around it except for the characteristic snarling of the Turned in his ears. Voldemort yanks him back so Voldemort is standing between them and shoots a controlled Fiendfyre at it. There's only ash when the fire stops. Harry pats Voldemort's arm. “Thanks.”

Or, The final war was not fought against blood purists or the muggles. It was against the dead.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Fleamont Potter Additional Tags: Minor Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Tomarry endgame, Obsessive Behavior, Jealousy, Time Travel, brief Harry Potter/Others, Trope Subversion/Inversion Summary:

Chapters: 81/81 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage Sex, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Harry Potter/Diary Tom Riddle Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Theodore Nott, Daphne Greengrass, Diary Tom Riddle, Tom Riddle | Voldemort Additional Tags: Magically Powerful Harry Potter, Tom Riddle's Diary, Harry has weird magic!, starts in first year, Morally Grey Harry Potter, Slow Burn (ish...), Tom Riddle is His Own Warning, Smart Harry Potter, Ravenclaw Harry Potter, Manipulative Albus Dumbledore, Pureblood Culture (Harry Potter), Fluff and Angst, and worldbuilding, Minor Character Death, Angst with a Happy Ending, Non-Consensual Drug Use, (Not between the main pair!) Summary:

Harry Potter has always been different, and his strange connection to plants marks him as the freak his Aunt and Uncle always claimed he was. The wizarding world was supposed to be an escape, but even there, he must hide the truth of his abilities. His magic doesn’t fit the rules, and secrets have a way of growing wild.

(If only there was someone who understood...)

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle Additional Tags: sorry. idk., Crack, the crackiest crack to ever cracking crack, Stalking, Obsessive Behavior, terrible jokes. terrible, Time Travel, references to various products from the Apple Ecosystem, yes like the 21st century technology company, once again underscoring the time travel tag, and the stalking tag, Obsessive Tom Riddle, tee hee. someone put me out of my misery, Attempt at Humor Summary:

“But,” said Harry blankly. “The blood wards.”

Riddle stared at him.

“If you mean the anti tracking charms,” he said slowly, after a pause, “there were several placed on you — more than these blood wards you speak of. I believe that Albus layered a few dozen others on the house and your magic, making it — I will admit — impossible for me to magically track you. He failed to consider, however, the Apple Airtag.”

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle Characters: Tom Riddle, Harry Potter, Abraxas Malfoy, Orion Black, Horace Slughorn Additional Tags: tentatively m. tentatively. barely. just in case m, Crack, Harry Potter & Tom Riddle Attend Hogwarts Together, Time Travel, Smitten Tom Riddle, ... horrifically so, Obsessive Tom Riddle, an overabundance of jewelry, tom's life ambition used to be world domination, now his life ambition is to be harry's bride, Standing Ovations, The Slug Club (Harry Potter), mentions of World War 2, mentions of pride month, the cartier halo tiara Summary:

“Tom,” Abraxas said, cajoling, because Tom still had the diamond in his mouth. Tom took it out and cleared his throat.

“Abraxas,” he said with a stately nod. “If you have plans for the end of June. Cancel them. Expeditiously.”

“Why,” said Abraxas, reasonably.