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Well, i used to play it when i was 6 years old and barely have any memories of it.
Well last night i dreamend of playng a mod of it in wich there was the 3 mutants of the g-squad from skibidi toilet and secret agent playng âherald of darknesâ from âAlan Wake 2â.
And the weird part of it was that i was playng flawlesly in hard modeâŚ
it all started when grian touched my redstone. he played himself li-li-like a xylophone set on automatic. Doc Monster is a savage, with technical skill and crazy vocal acrobatics. im a legend of the NHO with Etho, Beef, and Double 0. Doc MC is coming for you sevenfold. we got Rendog and other firemen to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan, Iskall can try again
you think im in hiding, im just biding my time. putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes. we're the Star-studded group who got together just to crush you, once we start something you know we're gonna see it through. im the knight, the soldier who brings the fight at first light. yall had to incite, so now i gotta indict: youre guilty of getting murdered with words. yall are outgunned, go home nerds (woohoo!)
if you think you can stop the symmetry, thats false. G-Team is dialing for help, but im ignoring their calls, and when their bodies dissolve youll know that False is on a killing spree. try to stop my pvp and perish painfully. im the queen of hearts, heads, and body parts. your diamond armour cant compare to my martial arts. i'll send a poison dart to make you breathe your final breath. G-Team's name will be the only thing left
caffinated, animated, redstone innovator.my behavior's crazy, cant phase me, Impulse is never lazy. Tango, why would you betray me, now my scope is aiming. better run for from cover from all the ghast balls that i be taming. without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are amazing. better watch your step or the G-Team will end up blazing. who's the better team? there is no controversy. but before its said and done you'll be begging us for mercy
oh, X gon' give it to ya, im gon' give it to ya, X gon' give it to ya, whaaat. lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes. and the G-Team, theyre looking unclean, needing some sunscreen. burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds, its insane how my rhymes got them injured. danger, danger! i got lasers to cut em up like razers. its flexin' season and I got flavour. their weak defenses like trenches and fences that these dense heads are presenting
theyre presenting them alright. theyre not very good. i could- i could walk over that, i could- i could jump over that. i could use an ender pearl, could use my elytra. c'mon G-Team, geez
yknow i don't know what to say, um let me- let me think
now im back, got some things i wanna say. (yeah!) whats the letter that starts the alphabet? (Ay!) ladies get in line, the Diggity be on the way. Cleo dont know who she freakin' with. all the signs say to notify her next of kin, this Diggity-Dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits. spit that rhyme again cause the message is: i can mumble rap and still be the best there is
oh you- you wanted me to do a verse? id have to check with G-Team- i mean, uh, id have to- i'll have to check with my schedule and see if i can... see if im able to that sort of thing, you know? 'm a busy guy. do have to do a verse? oh, oh. you know? oh, oh. bananas. oh, oh. you know? oh, oh. bananas. do i have to do a verse? oh, oh, oh. bananas. oh, oh, oh. bananas. oh, oh, oh. bananas. oh, oh, oh. bananas. ugh, i just- i just dont know if its a good idea for me to be part of this song...
Tw for nothing. I can't remember the details of the Prank War exactly, but I tried. Enjoy!
The Prank War. Probably on of the best decisions Grian had made in his life. It made it to the Top 10 at least. But Grian had been pulling another all-nighter to finish up the G-Team base. Maybe it was concerning how Grian hadn't slept in quite a few nights, but Grian didn't mind. He was grinding out the base and it was looking great so far. The base needed a bit of detailing but he could always do that later.
"Grian!" False calls and lands behind him on one of the walls he had been building. "Grian, love, do you need help?" She asks.
Grian whirls around, slightly disoriented. "Huh? Oh, no. I'm nearly done here False. I'm good." At this the woman just frowns.
"When did you last sleep? I've been hearing phantoms for the past few nights." Grian's eyes widen slightly, and to be honest, he couldn't remember when he last slept.
"Exactly. So off to bed, I can finish up the wall, then when you wake back up, we can finish it."
"But-"â¨
"No, get some sleep to rid of those stupid phantoms." False states firmly and points in a general direction of a bed. "I can finish this wall up easily okay?"
Grian sighs heavily, shoulders slumping, and nods before gliding to the ground and crashing on a bed.
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Hello! Mod Seagrass here, posting another story for your viewing pleasure. Hope you enjoy!
OVERCLOCK ( 2.9k ; hurt/comfort)
In the former fic, I explored the details of the interaction between redstone and electricity/lightning. In Overclock, that power is taken to an extreme--with devastating consequences.Â
TW: injury, electrocution, rather graphic description of pain
Theyâre all fighting their best. Itâs just a skirmish battle, nothing special, but who would they be if they didnât put 100% into each and every fight? Habituality is the enemy of creativity, Joeâs said, and theyâre inclined to stick by what he says even if they are on different sides. Heâs always been a smart man.
Speaking of Joe, the otherâs hunched over someoneâs body trying to heal the nasty after effects of electrocution. Heâs sorry, he thinks. But in the words of Joe himself, Allâs fair in love and war.
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Doc had called Mumbo over, with a glint in his eyes, and for a second he panics: had he been found out? Had he been discovered, as the mole he was? Itâs an entirely logical path to take, he thinks. After all, Docâs a pretty scary guy when heâs mad; wouldnât want to be on the wrong side of that.
He canât hurt Mumbo directly with his element, seeing as how Mumbo would just get powered up by the charge, but heâs got plenty of other teammates that could do whatever damage they wanted without repercussionsâand considering the loyalty that theyâve got to their leader (not you not you not you), it wouldnât be a fun time.
Thereâs a gentle shk-shk sound, and Mumbo picks his way over to see a stack of papers spread out on the table and a small stack of fireworks. âSo, whatâs all this for?â Heâs relieved out of his mind that those are not his personal papers that somehow Doc had discovered.
âWeâve received intel that theyâre going to hit on our southern border at around 20 ticks this night. Not too bad, from what Iâve heard, but stillâa loss of a pet bird stings the same as the loss of a loved one.â
Mumbo had known that already, had been warned to stay out of this fight if he could. They didnât want him getting accidentally hurt in a struggle, and risk outing himself. Heâd been very, very careful to avoid taking pain medicine in any way when around team STAR, for fear of his mouth blabbering something the rest of him resolutely did not want to say, but accidents did happenâbetter to stay on the safe side.
âAnd weâre going toâŚ?â
âWeâre going to fight back, of course. Donât want to get into another fight, but thatâs how it is,â he says with a shrug. âReady?â
Ah. Damn. âWhereâs the others?â
âDonât need âem, I think. I wouldnât want to bother them, itâs better for them to get their sleep. And just between you and me, we both know you werenât sleeping tonight anyways.â
His blood runs ice-cold. He couldnât have, he was so carefulâ
âLighten up, man. Meant nothing by it, just wanted to say that Iâve noticed youâre a light sleeper. Now, are we ready or not?â
He nods. Better get this over with. âYeah, let me just grab my gear. Iâll be ready in a few.â
Tucking a notebook into his suit, Mumbo rushes to grab whatever he can. Emergency supplies, healing items, the like. Hopefully they wouldnât hit as hard, since they knew himâŚ
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The moonâs rising high over the swamp, and all that she hears is the sound of crackling thunder striking down again and again. Itâs just him and Doc, and heâs fallen easily into his role: provide defense to match Docâs offense.
He knows that G-Team would have most likely more members than they did, but he couldnât quite manage to see them, is all. Joeâs here, he knows; wouldnât want to leave their main healer behind. Iskallâs here, obviouslyâof course theyâd bring him to a damned swamp biome. He suspects Stress is here, he can hear a quiet shattering sound echoing every now and then. And Grianâs here too, giving him a panicked glance before taking off again to try to channel some power towards Mumbo to knock him off his feet.
A powerful group, to be sure. He was almost hoping that he and Doc would be beat quickly and they could go back to the base. Luck, it seemed, had other plans.
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The tide of battle changes rapidly when Doc realizes the swamp water conducts electricity. So far heâs been directing it at various hermits, most often Grian (he whispers in an aside to Mumbo, take out the leader and you take the whole team out) but itâs been doing minimal damage and Docâs not willing to use their trump card quite yet.
Itâs understandable, then, how his eyes light up upon the crackle that rises from the earth when he slams his trident down in frustration. Eyes darting to the side, he asks a silent question: Do you see? Can you see the potential? Mumbo nods, torn. His team or victory.
Docâs either too absorbed to notice the conflict, or just doesnât care. He yells silent victory to the moon, and buries the trident into the earth with a shout: âHave fun!â
It takes a while for it to sink in, but Doc is steadfast. Heâs clutching the trident between his hands so tight his knuckles are whitening, supercharging it up with thousands of volts at once and dear lord itâs terrifying to watch. Itâs quickly becoming a beacon in the middle of the swamp, and G-Team draws out of the shadows, attracted by the light as moths to a flame.
He almost cries out a warning then, cries out that this will hurt bad. Itâs fine for him, he thinks. Itâs fine for him to get thousands of volts running through his bodyâit just recharges him, tips him over his natural limit and grants him a rush of almost unlimited power. For his team? Itâll be bad. Doc wonât hurt them seriously enough to be out of commission forever (for all his power, heâs not a harsh or cruel man), and he sees Joe as a silent sparrow perched in a birch tree, but the experience is still quite harrowingâand heâd prefer to spare his team that pain.
He pushes it down. Pushes down the cry on his lips, and taps Doc on the shoulderâshould he take to the trees? Doc responds with a nod. Hit Grian while heâs down, he says in his eyes. Remember. Itâs like a house of cardsâone falls and they all fall with it. He doesnât want to, but. They should understand.
He flees.
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Heâs sitting next to Joe, whoâs checking him for any injuries and quietly tskâing over scratches from months ago. He misses him, he thinks. Theyâll be âenemiesâ again in a second, but itâs nice to snatch moments like this where he can.
Mumbo knows what moment heâs waiting for. Could see it in Docâs eyes as clear as anything. Heâs waiting for Grian to land, to come face Doc in the swamp. Grianâs flight is limited, free as though he might seem, and it must run out eventually.
When Grian lands, knees bent, a picture of perfect poise, several things happen in rapid succession.
Joe tenses up next to him.
The rest of G-Team floods out of the relative safety of the boggy swampland, joining Grian in the water.
A ripple runs along the riverbank, heading for Doc. (Iskallâs a smart one, he thinks. Good man.)
Doc notices the ripple, bares his teeth in some semblance of a grin, and twists the trident.
And then.
And then, electricity lights up the night sky brighter than day.
It arcs and sweeps across the water, jumping and twisting and weaving around like it was almost eager to free itself.
It runs through the water, through the millions of particles of water, and strikes G-Team like star come down from the heavens.
It hits Iskall first. It hits him as heâs attempting to manipulate this biome further into their favor, it hits him underwater and hits him hard. When he comes back up (after a long time, too long, he thinks) heâs gasping and his body is sparking all over like heâs about to explode. The painâs clear in his eyes, and he flees from the water, dragging himself out with a pained grimace and clenched teeth. One down.
The electricity snakes towards Stress next. Sheâs got a little more warning, not quite the brutal direct hit Iskall took, but sheâs equally ineffective in the face of the combination of devastating power and the perfect medium to deliver it. Ice forms under her feet as she tries to freeze the water fast enough to stop the electricity and fast enough for her to get away, but the speed at which the electricity arrivesâit shatters under her like glass. It frames her face in a strange halo for half a second before slamming her to the ground under its force, and she manages to gather her wits enough to stumble off the swamp, thin snow-melt ice under her; hands trembling and voice shaking as she calls a warning to Stay out of the water, for the love of god, (watch yourself watch yourself and maybe you wonât get hurt the way we did).
Joeâs watching, horrified, for half a second before he snaps out of his trance and sprints to them to do what he can. Theyâre healing up, slowly, and would probably try to get back into battle laterâbut that doesnât matter now. What matters is Grian, and Doc standing across from him with the same grin carved into his face.
Heâs in shock, Mumbo thinks. At how fast his team was taken out, at how they knew of the attack. Itâs the split second of hesitation before he unfurls his wings to try to take off again that seals his fate.
Grian crouches down, ready to leap up, and a single tip of his wings skim the water. Doc twists the trident again, forcefully, and then. Blue lightning leaps up, eagerly waiting to consume and twist and burn whatever it can find. And it happens to find Grianâs wings dipped ever-so-slightly into the water.
Thereâs a charred scent in the air, and Grianâs eyes are blown wide open. He can see the moon. Thereâs a little sound, and then. He tips over, falling into the water. Doc hurriedly shuts off the power (that much all over his body would hurt him more than was necessary or recoverable, he thinks) and gestures, searching the trees with his eyes.
Joeâs got his hands tied with the other two, and Grianâs just lying there. Not able to get up, not able to take off, essentially dead in the water, he thinks in some sort of morbid humor. He doesnât want to hurt Grian. Neither does Doc, he knows, but Mumboâs got the barrier of his mole status to fight through every single time he looks to injure with intent. He takes a deep breath (sorry sorry sorry) and steps out behind Grian, about to thrust his hand forward and bring him down even further, when.
Stress shouts, âGo! Get up!â and sends a wave of ice through her scream to lift Grian in the air. It boosts him up, launches him into the air, and Grian shakes out his waterlogged, heavily injured wings in the brief time Stress bought him enough to gain a few feet into the air.
No! If he fights, they all fight, and I canât have the battle continuing. I canât risk it. (They canât get hurt further by me and Doc.)
He justifies it that way in his head, justifies leaping up behind his figure silhouetted in the moonlight to deliver a blow with redstone he has ready to Grianâs headâhopefully enough to knock him out.
Itâs at that moment Doc lets out a cry of anger, and sends a bolt streaking through the air above Grianâs head to force him to flinch out of the air. Itâs at that moment he slams his trident in frustration into the water again. And itâs at that moment that Mumbo accidentally takes the strike meant for Grian, and slams into the water. The still charged water. The water which is currently overflowing with raw elemental power, and looking for an outlet.
He thinks heâs fine for the brief half second he sinks into the water, thinks heâll be able to stand it as heâs done before and maybe even receive some sort of boost. Those thoughts are dispelled in the next instant.
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Energyâs flowing through his body and out, circling and cycling through with no regard for the mortal vessel itâs being held in, and he thinks he understands what death is.
he feels the moon
the stars
the water, the sky, the universe, he thinks he tastes blood on his lips.
he canât taste much of anything now, he thinks. heâs raw power, unfiltered, screaming to be let free to be let out to be uncaged
He thinks he forgot his name. Did he have one?
Heâs the universe. Heâs the starry night blinking out a message. Heâs a signal, a beacon, every single message sent out in the universe, desperately seeking a response, it hurtsithurtsithurts
Heâs just a mass of carbon of raw spacedust crumbling as the sky turns and the earth turns or maybe theyâre one and the same and heâs just a dot in the universe
Heâs falling apart the longer it goes on, he thinks. Or maybe he doesnât. He canât tell anymore, the difference between him and the ground and the water he canât remember what he was doing
He thinks he hears screaming, from far beyond. From the edge of the world, maybe.
Thereâs too much power arcing through him, too much for him to handle, thereâs no way to direct it because how can you direct the ocean? Without direction itâs unhinged, just passing through, using him as a train station, leaving pain and pain and pain in its wake.
Hey, something shouts. Hey, no, wake up, youâre not dying on my watch, dâyou hear me? Wake up! Wake up! You have to wake up!
He wants to. Maybe. Itâd hurt more if he opened his eyes, right? Itâd be a lot easier to just give himself over to the raw power clearly looking to burn and consume anything in its wake. He canât tell what he wants anymore.
I donât care if it hurts! Wake UP! Joe, work faster, please, I swear Iâm not trying to rush you but do you hear it? The stuff heâs saying?
He doesnât know whatâs happening. Should he be awake? He tries to pry his eyes (eyes?) open, and is immediately greeted with overwhelming pain. Everything is too much, too bright too dark too cold too hot and he canât stand it, he thinks that the overload that had been streaming through his body would almost be preferable. âOh, thank God, youâre finally awake.â WhoâŚ?
Joe looks up from his work to glare at Mumbo. He gives a small, tight-lipped shake of the head, speaking a thousand words in a gesture. Had G-Team lost then?
âHey. Hey. Look at me. How many fingers am I holding up.â Heâs starting to recognize faces and shapes again, which means he unfortunately has the displeasure of seeing Docâs face looming over him. âI wonât hesitate to slap you awake again.â
He opens his mouth, hoping he hasnât forgotten how to talk, and croaks out, âFour.â
âGood. Youâre awake and coherent, thatâs gotta count for somethingâright?â Docâs voice lilts up in worry on the last phrase, and Mumbo wonders: what exactlyâŚhappened? âYou donât know?â Oh. Heâd said it aloud.
Docâs face tightens. âTo put it in short terms, you took the bolt I aimed above Grian. I was supercharged, already had been from the power I took earlier, and when that combined with you, that hit hard. Hard enough to knock you out of the air. Normally, it wouldâve been fine, I like to think.â Oh. Then whatâ âWhen you fell down into the water, you took the full force of the power Iâd discharged into it. Remember, I slammed my trident into the water earlier? That had kept the water sparking, electricity looking for an outlet. And, well. You happened to be there when you did.â
âWhy arenât I dead, Doc?â He thought he had been, maybe. He didnât know.
âI think you responded that way to my powers because of the unique way our elements interact. I donât know. Donât care, really,â he said. His voice was tight with some emotionâanger? It seemed theyâd either lost or reached some sort of draw, seeing as how Joe was currently over at his side.
âListen, Iâm really very sorry for what happened, it was a simple mistake. Iâll work in the future to avoid clashing like that, sorryââ Mumbo gets cut off by Joe standing up.
âYou should be stable. Take care of yourself, Mumbo,â he says, giving him another look. âNo deaths on my watch.â Joe walks over to G-Team, where Stress and Iskall are supporting a limping Grian, and starts to take the trek back to their base.
Mumbo looks to break the awkward silence settling between them. âAnyways, yeah, like I said, sorry about all thatââ
Doc leans over and grabs him in an even more awkward hug, then lets go in an instant.
âI, uh, ââ
âListen. I wasn't mad because we didnât win the battle or whatever. I was worried, understand?â
Mumbo sits in silence.
âA good leader looks out for their team. Remember that. And, for what itâs worth? Iâm glad youâre okay.â
âThanks, Doc.â
âLetâs go back to base. Recuperate before the next battle.â